On the ninth day of winter, Toontown gives to you:
Twice the battle experience,
Mall Santa madness, 
Red-nosed reindeer Toons, 
Winter art aplenty, 
A MEGAAAAAA COG INVASION!
(bum bum bum...)
Snowtoons singing serenades,
Merry musical melodies,
Street prop party performances,
And a long-awaited update just for YOU!

Hello again, Toontown. I trust that you’re all enjoying the wonderful Winter Holiday! I’d love to do the same... but as usual, these Cogs are trying to mess with our fun. Resistance Rangers have reported that the Coaler Express has made a stop in Cashbot HQ, preparing Cogs to fill every Toon’s stocking with coal!

We believe this no-fun parody procession must have come from the South Pole -- which any Toon who knows their way around a figgy pudding knows is the opposite of everything jolly and merry. To save the holidays, we must stop those grinchy gearboxes!

To make up for any lack of holiday hijinks, we’re serving every Toon hot chocolate with a side of Double XP, from now until 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PST) on December 25th! With this little incentive, streets will surely be filled with caroling and explosions. 

Now that sounds like my idea of a fun Winter Holiday. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a train to catch! Until next time, keep them busting -- with laughter!

Lord Lowden Clear
Leader of the Toon Resistance