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Time to Determine the Top-Dog Cog

Posted by The Sellbots on August 29, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Hello, Toons. As of late, we have been engaging in heated debates over which Cog is the most marketable and “Flippy-esque”. You see, we’ve decided it’s time we step up our marketing game, and to do that, we need to determine the top-dog Cog.

We know Flippy seems to be widely recognized as the top-dog Toon, and we think that having a Cog with such popularity and high status would be good for our cause. As you might expect, our arguments concerning which Cog to market are not beneficial for our productivity rates. So, rather than continue this pointless debate, we’ve decided to outsource market testing in the field. You may be wondering how this involves you Toons. Allow us to explain...

Low-life Cogs need your vote!

Over the span of the next two weeks, we will be sending out several polls in order to determine the “best” Cog. For us, that may look like an efficient, hard-working, and productive Cog, but we want to hear from you about which Cog you think is the most relatable, good-looking, and overall “Toony” Cog. To start you off simple, here's the first poll:

Who is your favorite Sellbot, Toons?

Poll ends on: September 1, 2020 at 9:00 AM

We realize you may not want to participate in our polls, seeing as you are always too busy wasting time partying, playing Trolley games, and attending your “Jellybean Fests” to ever get anything important done. So, we’ve come up with a little “incentive” to persuade you.

Once we’ve gathered our data concerning which Cog is the most popular amongst you Toons, that Cog will be awarded in several ways. The most notable of which -- they will be honored with the opportunity to host a special v2.0 Cog Mega-Invasion. This may not sound like a good thing to you, but we assure you it is in your best interests and trust that you will come to terms with this soon enough.

We also hope you will choose to view this as an opportunity to work with us rather than against us in order to transform the silly, harmonious, and fun-loving world of Toontown into a more productive, cold, and dreary utopia like Cog Nation. After all, who needs fun when you have work? Do try to vote as soon as possible, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a Downsizer’s signature move.


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snagglesocks said on August 29, 2020 at 2:24 PM
mingler

Steel Blue Cat said on August 29, 2020 at 2:29 PM
The Mingler is the only answer.

nice bear said on August 29, 2020 at 2:31 PM
my favorite sellbot is mr hollywood.

Absolutely Toontastic said on August 29, 2020 at 2:36 PM
Honestly, I think the Flunky deserves the spot.

Good said on August 29, 2020 at 2:52 PM
mr hollywood

Mr. Toon said on August 29, 2020 at 3:08 PM
Two-face for the win!

Omar said on August 29, 2020 at 3:41 PM
Glad Hander for sure, (I hate Minglers)

Incogneato said on August 29, 2020 at 4:15 PM
We all know the best cog is the Loan Shark, correct? The Sellbots shouldn't be wasting their time on such trivial polls.

Dante said on August 29, 2020 at 4:31 PM
Two-Face always stood out the most to me.

Jeff said on August 29, 2020 at 4:34 PM
I’m voting for Mr. Hollywood because he’s an absolute chad.

Rick said on August 29, 2020 at 5:36 PM
Mingler course of paradigm shift. ;)

Smiley Face said on August 29, 2020 at 5:42 PM
Flunky option?

Kashiyuka said on August 29, 2020 at 6:04 PM
That's crazy, I've picked mingler at first.

Peck said on August 29, 2020 at 6:45 PM
Glad hander all the way

Subearbia said on August 29, 2020 at 7:30 PM
Sadly, voting does not seem to work for me, but I agree with The Mingler!

Yolanda said on August 29, 2020 at 7:38 PM
Mr. Hollywood is my favorite

Dr. Phil said on August 29, 2020 at 8:40 PM
Two-Faces are the only cog to not have a 2.0 invasion. We should keep it that way and vote Mover & Shaker.

Mileena said on August 29, 2020 at 8:50 PM
FLUNKIES FOR THE WIN

good ol mildew said on August 29, 2020 at 9:30 PM
flunkies are the best cogs period

Mister Hazel said on August 29, 2020 at 9:46 PM
While I outta' hate fightin' them, I gotta say...Mover & Shakers got one heck of an incredible moustache and if they were friendly, they would cook me up an incredibly delicious pizza.

Diji said on August 29, 2020 at 9:53 PM
Two-Face captures the real "soul" of the Sellbot.

Super Stinky Sourzilla said on August 29, 2020 at 10:45 PM
My favorite Sellbot would be the Mover & Shaker, I guess. However, every single Cog in Toontown is my favorite Cog...To splat with pie!

Green Deer said on August 29, 2020 at 11:01 PM
What about the VP? Those streets are wide enough for him, I'd think.

edd said on August 30, 2020 at 12:38 AM
mingler

Reptilian said on August 30, 2020 at 1:20 AM
Vote for Mover & Shakers for the mustache

Pepperoni said on August 30, 2020 at 2:42 AM
Flunky is baby and deserves the win

The Last Crocodile Alive said on August 30, 2020 at 5:17 AM
Well, I guess we'll have to fight a 2.0 Mega Cog invasion in the next 2 weeks. I'll prepare myself.

Robin said on August 30, 2020 at 6:52 AM
Cold Caller

Bongos said on August 30, 2020 at 7:25 AM
A The Mingler

Crazy TrickyPaws said on August 30, 2020 at 7:29 AM
I don't know about you guys, but movers and shakers are V E R Y persuasive with their mustaches

Javeen said on August 30, 2020 at 8:50 AM
I don't have a favorite sellbot cog so I go with The Mingler.

Meh Dog said on August 30, 2020 at 9:52 AM
Cold caller Why? So we dont have a hard invasion-

Angel said on August 30, 2020 at 9:57 AM
the mingler

Blueberry said on August 30, 2020 at 10:30 AM
It's time for my first cog 2.0 invasion, and it's going to be the Mingler!

Shaniqua said on August 30, 2020 at 10:30 AM
Name Droppers because they are glam kweens

Queen Preciousbubble said on August 30, 2020 at 10:56 AM
Mr. Hollywood

Jagger said on August 30, 2020 at 10:59 AM
Mr. Hollywood of course!

Sky said on August 30, 2020 at 12:05 PM
The Mingler will forever be my favorite Sellbot, and nobody is changing my mind :))

Knuckles Blubbernugget said on August 30, 2020 at 12:46 PM
Surely you'd like to release some of the newer models of The Minglers, considering SOOOO many of us Toons would like to get to know them better. *cough*important-to-ToonTasks*cough*

Abby said on August 30, 2020 at 12:59 PM
I like the Movers & Shakers

Luxembourg said on August 30, 2020 at 2:28 PM
I gotta vote for flunky whenever i can

Kayla (107 Laff) said on August 30, 2020 at 3:59 PM
Two Face Ftw!

Gnarly Charley said on August 30, 2020 at 5:37 PM
Obviously The Mingler

Weird Curly Megaquack said on August 30, 2020 at 5:53 PM
I think everybody knows who my favorite Sellbot is. However, since they can't exactly mass-produce the VP, I'm going to have to think a little harder about this. . . *strokes chin*

Judge Casper said on August 30, 2020 at 6:38 PM
IMO, Corporate Raider deserves to be top cog (totally not because he's been my favorite cog since the days of TTO >.>)

Fantasma said on August 30, 2020 at 6:50 PM
TWO FACE!!! It's the LEAST common v2.0 Mega-Invasion, and the least common invasion in GENERAL!

Silly Coconut said on August 30, 2020 at 7:15 PM
Mingler for sure

Risa said on August 30, 2020 at 8:06 PM
The Mingler of course because who wouldn't want to mingle with that smile. :D

Master Comet Electrozapper said on August 30, 2020 at 9:14 PM
No, it's not the Mingler, everyone is just voting for them to get that cursed key. We all know the top-dog cog is the Shaker & Baker- I mean, Mover & Shaker!

Pancake Paletail said on August 30, 2020 at 11:05 PM
Minglers... or moles

Snowy said on August 31, 2020 at 2:27 AM
I'd say that despite all the stuff the cogs do wrong, the ability to choose what cog we do battle with could come in handy... Then again; I do like the cut of the Cold Caller's jib, as an icy foe with a very cold reception!

Olaf Trickydoodle said on August 31, 2020 at 3:27 AM
Defeating a The Mingler is the best part of the game

Funniduck said on August 31, 2020 at 6:15 AM
GO MOVER AND SHAKER! (because I'm weird like that)

Baron Flippenflap said on August 31, 2020 at 9:24 AM
Foreman made the Yesmen clones likeable. Hands down.

Katastrophe said on August 31, 2020 at 11:20 AM
My only objection is that the VP isn’t on the list. He’s CLEARLY the best Sellbot!

Comet Squigglesnout said on August 31, 2020 at 11:20 AM
I just had to vote Mingler! She flatters me...

Shaker Kitty said on August 31, 2020 at 11:28 AM
Hollywood, Mingler needs an attack change; from Power Trip to Guilt Trip or Synergy

Teggi said on August 31, 2020 at 11:29 AM
mingler best cog

Ivy said on August 31, 2020 at 12:11 PM
Obviously Mingler :p

Cajeta said on August 31, 2020 at 12:36 PM
come on y’all the mover & shaker has such a cool mustache oui oui

Meteora said on August 31, 2020 at 2:06 PM
My favorite cog is Legal Eagle

Oswald thunderbounce said on August 31, 2020 at 2:10 PM
Hollywood for sure!

lavarock said on August 31, 2020 at 3:52 PM
flunkies are underrated... they have my vote

Boss said on August 31, 2020 at 5:29 PM
I voted Mover and Shaker, because Field Offices.

Master Pancake FlipperZap said on August 31, 2020 at 7:03 PM
Mr.Hollywood!!

Captain Orion said on August 31, 2020 at 8:47 PM
Flunky is the cutest cog hands down

Flappy Gumdropgrin said on September 1, 2020 at 12:51 PM
Mr. Hollywood is the real star here!

Red said on September 1, 2020 at 2:18 PM
Mover and Shaker

Alvin Preciousroni said on September 1, 2020 at 6:25 PM
Two-Face of course!

Black Cat said on September 2, 2020 at 7:28 AM
Mr.HollyWood take it or leave it

Cool goopy frazzleflipper said on September 5, 2020 at 7:59 AM
I like Mr.Hollywood :)
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