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The Skelecogs v. Toons of Toontown

Posted by The Skelecogs on July 13, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Good afternoon, Toons. I’d say that with a grimace on my face, but due to my lack of nuanced facial fluctuator, I am unable to. Despite all our offers to do business, you Toons continue to refuse help. In fact, the Lawbots estimate that Toons have violated Cog law approximately 103,716,437 times since the start of this year alone! We’ve spent months writing up all of these violations and, as a result, had to delay our preparations for our scheduled annual Skelecog Mega-Invasion.

The Skelecogs will be seeing you in court.

An unscrupulous, wayward Toon made their way through the Sellbot Factory and blundered with the Foreman’s timetables. The factory was consequently unable to produce enough Skelecogs to invade every district. Nevertheless, we must invade now. We need to bring you Toons to terms after you had too much fun over the weekend.

Don’t think this means we’re any less ready to convert your gaudy town into a perfectly lackluster city. Our invasion is scheduled to end on July 15th at 11:59 PM Toontown Time, but rest assured, that is enough time to fulfill our plans. We’ve even prepared to defeat those “Resistance Rangers” you send every time we invade. No more are the days of working together for free uniforms. The only uniform you need is a standard clip-on tie courtesy of Cogs, Incorporated.

To the Toon HQ Officers, feel free to keep blaring those alarms about our invasion throughout Toontown. This should be the last time you have such a wondrous opportunity, after all.


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Maddox said on July 13, 2020 at 2:02 PM
Yay skelecog mega inavsion!

Spike the Dog said on July 13, 2020 at 2:03 PM
Toons united Skelecogs are invading!!!

Garrett said on July 13, 2020 at 2:12 PM
Were going to take you evil skelecogs down!

Toon Sora said on July 13, 2020 at 2:53 PM
Not on our watch!

Toon Sora said on July 13, 2020 at 2:54 PM
I saw them Everywhere!

Ricky the Dog said on July 13, 2020 at 4:11 PM
Let's go!

Dudley Dog said on July 13, 2020 at 4:15 PM
I'm gonna have to get more pies for this invasion!

Javeen said on July 13, 2020 at 4:22 PM
I could say I could megasound your cogs out of the sky. Even with resistance rangers, I am sure to have a bit of help myself.

Funniduck said on July 13, 2020 at 4:51 PM
C'mon, Skelecogs. What are you doing on the TOONS' news page? Got gags, everyone?

Absolutely Toontastic said on July 13, 2020 at 6:06 PM
"This should be the last time you have such a wondrous opportunity"? Oh brother.

Fireball Octowhip said on July 13, 2020 at 7:07 PM
It is TIME to get revenge on these Skelecogs! It's finally time for you Skelecogs to pay

Super Stinky Sourzilla said on July 13, 2020 at 10:58 PM
We're gonna make you business bolts eat those words! We are Toontown, and together, we will save the day!

Oswald said on July 14, 2020 at 8:39 AM
Oh. I don't like Skeletons... uh... I'm just going to ride the trolley... have fun with that... xd

Ginger Sparklesticks said on July 14, 2020 at 11:02 AM
Bring it on, Skelecogs!! Toons of the world unite <3

Jack said on July 14, 2020 at 12:03 PM
love it

Funnydog said on July 14, 2020 at 2:28 PM
I’ve been waiting for this invasion, because it’s very interesting and fun!

Star said on July 14, 2020 at 6:41 PM
btw its pretty dope

Fritz Dinglehopper said on July 14, 2020 at 8:12 PM
Ahhh!

Captain Bumblepop said on July 14, 2020 at 8:24 PM
I'm excited for this. Its been a long time for me since I've seen a Skelecog Invasion. Sweetness!!

Red guppy said on July 15, 2020 at 5:22 AM
Lets do this!!

The Snowy Cat said on July 15, 2020 at 5:24 AM
Oh yeah! Cant wait!!!!!

Horse Man said on July 15, 2020 at 8:34 AM
Oh yeah? Well watch out, Cause I know basic sound combos!

crazypeople4life said on July 15, 2020 at 9:01 AM
WOW LOOKS LIKE THESE COGS CAN DEFEAT YOU IN A BATTLE.

Super Lollipop Crumblemuffin said on July 15, 2020 at 10:25 AM
Yay!!

Bizzensocks said on July 15, 2020 at 10:15 PM
Crash Lawbot soon?

Sir squeaky said on July 17, 2020 at 7:37 AM
Finally! A skelecog invasion! I've been waiting for one! Toons unite!!

Sir squeaky said on July 17, 2020 at 7:38 AM
Finally! A skelecog invasion! I've been waiting for one! TOONS UNITE!!

Quackup said on July 19, 2020 at 6:49 PM
You, uh, DO realize that crimes committed outside of your jurisdiction cannot be prosecuted, right?
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