Light the Fuse with Summer Fireworks!
Posted by Shorty Fuse on July 4, 2020 at 2:00 PM
Breathe in, breathe out. In… out...
I was close to losing my temper there, whew. These new breathing exercises that Sweaty Pete taught me have been doing wonders! Y'see, Sir Max made a visit to my shop, The Kaboomery. This strange dog was telling me all about his new business offer -- saying how we’ll be “bean billionaires” and it’s “no biggie if we don’t get the fireworks permit.” You know, I’m glad he showed up in the end. He reminded me that today is the start of Summer Fireworks!
I still can’t believe I didn’t realize it -- today’s my favorite holiday! After all, my shop is the hot spot for Toons getting their fireworks whenever this time of year rolls around. Those fireworks fly off the shelves and right into the sky! Even the Toon Troop picked up a whole lot the other week, enough for all the festivities. Our slogan is “If it EXPLODES, we’ve got LOADS!” for a reason!
Anywho, this pup really thought this business deal was the perfect opportunity. But I’ve seen some devious dealings with this dog and Smokey Joe down the street -- my competitor. I wouldn’t budge, but Max really wanted to prove that business would be booming. I don’t think he understands what that phrase means... He snatched some fireworks from right under my nose and set them off in my shop! It makes me so MAD! Okay. Breathe in, breathe out... you can do this, Shorty. Sorry about that. Unlike the fireworks show all over Toontown, fireworks being set off in an explosives shop doesn’t make for a great time.
Thankfully the Toon Troopers already bought all the fireworks they need! From now until July 6th at 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PST), you’ll see bona-fide Kaboomery fireworks sailing through the skies every hour to celebrate the Fourth of July. I have some restocking to do after today’s mishaps, but lucky for me, I’ve still got some spares in the back--