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Smokey Joe's Firework Woes

Posted by Smokey Joe on July 4, 2019 at 9:00 AM

Happy Fourth of July, Toons! My name's Smokey Joe, owner of Used Firecrackers and best darnedest pyrotechnic in all of Toontown. Y'see, over the summer, demand for fireworks in Toontown skyrockets. Literally! Believe me when I say that I'm the most qualified Toon to talk about fireworks -- after all, they don't call me Smokey Joe for nothin'. Ev'ry little thing I do goes up in flames!

Smokey Joe celebrates the Summer Fireworks!

When originally lookin' at the forecast for how many fireworks I expected to sell this week, I just about exploded like a firecracker! Today's the Fourth, however, and not a single Toon has walked through the door. Out of curiosity, I checked out the Wild Wacky Web and found a Toontown review website -- Youch! (I ain't screaming for help, that's just what the website is called.) I read a review by one Toon who wrote about my store, Used Firecrackers, and it went like this:

"I'm a bit confused... How am I supposed to use a used firework?  2/5 Stars."

Honestly, I'm dumbfounded as to what they're trying to suggest! I sell top-quality products... I just happen to get them second-hand from Sir Max. He sells me these fireworks real cheap, too -- I just can't seem to get anyone to buy them at retail price! Maybe it's because they smell a little smokey.

To my joy and slight disappointment, the Toon Council is still planning on running their annual Summer Fireworks and purchased them from some other unknown competitor. From now until July 6th at 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PST), Fourth of July fireworks will take to Toontown's skies! Oddly enough, Sir Max is supposed to be giving me another shipment of fireworks after the Summer Fireworks end...

Let's just hope that my New Years' sales show better results. Happy Fourth of July, Toontown!


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Petey Piranha (35 Laff) said on July 4, 2019 at 9:07 AM
Did someone say "fire"? I'm excellent at breathing that stuff in Toontown, especially learning it from Smash Ultimate, and now use it to "fire" Cogs! Get it?

Garrett said on July 4, 2019 at 9:10 AM
Happy 4th of July toons all around the world!

Barney Wondersnout said on July 4, 2019 at 9:13 AM
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!! Can't wait for those beautiful fireworks! Also, I got some great new clothes from the cattlelog!

Zackattack said on July 4, 2019 at 9:52 AM
Sir Max went through good effort to get the fireworks, just be happy ;)

Oh deer said on July 4, 2019 at 10:00 AM
Happy 4th of July!

Host said on July 4, 2019 at 10:30 AM
Methinks Max sold you out. Happy 4th of July anyway Toons! I dont really celebrate it myself, but it's fine if you lot do.

Teddy said on July 4, 2019 at 11:49 AM
happy birthday to america

bana said on July 4, 2019 at 12:44 PM
Hee hee

lean3008 said on July 4, 2019 at 2:07 PM
yey

Mr. Toon said on July 4, 2019 at 2:37 PM
These fireworks will be great, but I wonder if the cogs are gonna strike back? I feel like they're planning something....

Spike the Dog said on July 4, 2019 at 4:35 PM
Happy fourth of July toons!!!

Sizzle Burger~ said on July 4, 2019 at 5:38 PM
Fireworks?! Oh boy!

Sizzle Burger~ said on July 4, 2019 at 5:40 PM
Oh man! Fireworks! I love me some Fireworks!

M_Toon said on July 4, 2019 at 6:05 PM
Happy Freedom Day! Freedom, freedom, freedom oi!

Sweety Buns122 said on July 5, 2019 at 12:25 PM
Wow! I Hope its here now!

Candy said on July 5, 2019 at 4:34 PM
Happy late 4th, everyone! I can't wait for the fireworks!

Professor Rainbow said on July 6, 2019 at 11:14 AM
I hope you get some more business soon Smokey Joe!

Grootness said on July 6, 2019 at 1:23 PM
Will there be any in-game codes? If not I feel like fireworks as a gag would be cool!

Sniffles said on July 7, 2019 at 7:56 AM
Happy belated 4th of July! Toons of the World, unite!

Octavia Thunderstar said on July 7, 2019 at 10:17 AM
Uh oh! Someone's having a firework catastrophe! *insert explosion probably from fireworks that were purchased from an unauthorized dealer*

Alex said on July 7, 2019 at 10:40 AM
Still chill

Cool dot said on July 7, 2019 at 12:33 PM
That sounds cool

Weird Fritz said on July 7, 2019 at 1:37 PM
I missed this because I had no internet for a while, I WANTED TO SEE FIREWORKS!

Quackup said on July 7, 2019 at 2:54 PM
So are you gonna tell him or should I?

Sugar Cereal said on July 8, 2019 at 9:17 AM
hope they look good pal

Hugowoowoo said on July 9, 2019 at 9:02 AM
This is cool!

King Roscoe said on July 9, 2019 at 5:03 PM
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! man i cant wait to see those fireworks! those cogs arent ready for our celebration!

Professor Control said on July 9, 2019 at 6:25 PM
I'm sorry, Joe, but the firecrackers are already used. You can't use a used firework.
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