Holy SHMOKES!! Am I seein’ things or are there ACTUAL Toons in my burrow? Maybe it was all those jellybeans I munched on earlier? Too many do funny things to ya senses, let me tell ya! Hmm... How many fingers am I holding up? Nope not two! Tricked ya! HAHA! Actually, you were right. Can I poke ya? YOWZA! Whoa… you are real!

Ahem, where are my manners? In ma bow-tie? Under da carpet? Round da back of Toon Hall? Welcome to my legendary home, buckos! Let me give ya le grand tour of my renowned residence!

First up, is my “Toon heaven” – a room dedicated to my massive mountain of jellybeans! Whoa there…NO EATING! Only rabbit royalty, such as myself, are allowed to touch dem. Regular Toons call it a “jellybean bank” but it’s SO much more. I grab sweet snacks, use it as a relaxing jellybean jacuzzi and even snooze in here! It’s an all-in-one bedroom, bathroom AND kitchen. Ya can’t buy THAT at Cartoonival! 

Now step on over here! Mind ya don’t tread on ya tails – oh wait, do ya have tails? Hahaha! Anyways, fling open the door and ta-da! Behold my glamorous wardrobe! Feast your eyes upon da most stylish collection of clothes you’ve ever seen! Hold dis… and dis… I’ve got one hundred Extraordinaire Outfits here tailored especially for me bucko. Ya think I wear the same thing each day? Dat’d be a fashion disaster! Oooh, look what I found! What a throwback. Here’s my purple velveteen suit that I wore for my first public appearance at the Cartoonival. I’d forgotten all about dis beauty!

Over to my chic bedroom to check out my most prized possession: My oh-so-expensive grooming table! This magnificent mane doesn’t groom itself! Take a guess at what’s in dis bottle? HAHA! It’s not frosting from da Cavalcade. It’s my must-have hare mousse – perfect for poofing! One squirt of this foam of fabulousness will keep my hair fluffy and puffy all day long! Ooh! Ooh! And here’s an essential piece of my collection – the bunny buffer hare brush! Dis beauty coifs and curls my hair for a flawless finish. Not a strand out of place! Dat’s until Fluffy comes along and blows in ma face. The little rascal! HAH!

Dat’s a wrap on my splendid showcase to ya of my wonderful abode! Let me check my giant pocket watch… YOWZA! It’s dat time already! Ya better be getting back to the Cartoonival pronto! It closes on October 20th, which means dere’s only one week left for da fun! Ya musn’t miss a moment of it! And guess what? Double tokens are startin’ NOW till the 20th, exactly what ya need to build a superb stash of items. Brilliant fireworks displays will be lightin’ up the sky every three hours too ta send off the Cartoonival with a bang!

So, whatcha waiting for? Off ya pop Toons! I’ll meet ya there. I’ve just gotta finish the chapter of my book, 'Hibernatin’ for Bunnies’. I’m absolutely diggin’ it at the moment! Y'all should ditch what ya reading currently and switch to this book o’ genius.

P.S. - If you're already missing Cartoonival, don't fret! Word on the street is that an alluring new outfit is coming to the Cattlelog just in time for the spooky season. Looks like the ol' Blizz Wiz ain't the only warlock o' lure in town anymore! HA!