Bonnie Needs YOU to Write Cog Jokes!
Posted by "Telemarketer" on October 3, 2022 at 2:30 PM
Grumble grumble, I’m a Telemarketer! Blah blah blah! I sure do wish I could take a joke!
Heheh! In all seriousness, this is Ronn-, er, Bonnie Bubbles. Check out this schweeeeet Cog Remote Control! Doctor Googlymoogly left me a whole pile of em’ to mess with. Said something about rising Silly Levels around town from the Cartoonival. They're lost in thought measuring everything going on around town -- and just between you and me -- a little more scatterbrained than usual. Whatever they're pondering, I would imagine the folks back at Loony Labs will love it.
Oh, yeah! Googlymoogly wants some more Cog-ified Jokes to insert into their joke databases! Apparently they’ve got a whole bunch of em’ stored in there. Some sort of Toon engagement initiative nonsense from up above. The remotes just let us access those jokes for some mid-battle shenanigans.
I thiiiink that Googlymoogly had intended for me to write some jokes, but honestly? Using these remotes to marionette Cogs is the best gag I’ve seen in a long while. Can you tell I’m enjoying myself here?
Grr, grah! You should tell them to write more Cog jokes, Bonnie! I’m a totally scary Cog!!
The Telemarketer makes a fair point. Tell you what, why don’t YOU write me some jokes? I may have mastered the Megaphone, but I’m sure you can come up with some jokes that just scream Cog.
Before you enter the contest, you’ll want to read the rules and some housekeeping notes:
- Be sure to submit your jokes by Sunday, October 16th! Bonnie's gonna need some time to pick out the winners, after all.
- Keep all jokes Cog-related! We’re looking for jokes that a Cog might say in an attempt to be funny.
- Make sure your jokes are family-friendly! Cogs always remain professional in their business.
- Jokes must be in the format presented below. Cogs are formulaic in their jokes!
- If you've got multiple jokes brewing in your head, only send us your favorite one. While Bonnie would love to hear them all, there's only so much time in the day to choose the best.
- If you’ve recently received a serious infraction before or during the contest or have a recent extensive infraction history, you may not be eligible to participate. If you would like to inquire about your eligibility for the contest, send an email over to firstname.lastname@example.org!
Note: Toontown Rewritten reserves the right to disqualify entries at our discretion at any time, for reasons including but not limited to the rules above.
Contest Submission Guide
Entering this contest is a snap! You’ll want to write your joke in a call and response format. For example:
Call: Why did the Bean Counter quit his bank job?
Response: He just lost interest.
Once you’ve written your perfect Cog joke, you’ll want to send it over to email@example.com in an email. Be sure to include “Cog Joke Contest” in the subject line of your email! Plus, you'll need to let us know the usernames of all your Toontown Rewritten accounts. If you’d like to be credited for your joke when we announce the winners, also include the name you’d like to be credited by in the body of your email.
Wowzers, that was... a lot. Where do the rules even come from? Thank youuuu, mysterious rule-providing voice! Whatever it is, it's makin' my life a whole lot easier. So yeah, let's do this! Write the best jokes you can, and I may just pick some to hand off to Googlymoogly!
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I have a perfect joke for the cogs! Call: "Why did the Glad Hander quit his job?" Response: "He was not glad enough for the job."
That settles it, then! I'm going to write as many Cog jokes as I can think of and then narrow them down to the Cog joke that I think will be most likely to implement in-game. Thank you for giving us this unexpected contest, TTR!
Oh this'll be good
Wow, this sounds fun! And also kinda tough... I'm gonna have to try to be funny and think like a Cog at the same time, which I'm not sure I've ever done before... but I'll try to come up with a joke so funny it'll blow those Cogs apart!
Oh boy, I've been preparing my whole life for this! Get ready folks, this lovable canine's gonna make a joke that'll make y'all burst with laughter! Haha!
I am confident this contest was sent from above! I... I'm going to seize this opportunity by the horns!
I love my job. It’s the work I hate.
I can’t wait to win!! >:)
At last, my strange skills are being called upon! :D
Ooo! I'm excited for this one! I hope I win but good luck to everyone else! Hope you come up for new calls and responses for remotes!
Why was the Big Cheese down in the dumps? He was feeling bleu.
Sometimes the Cogs’ responses to the jokes are evens funnier than the joke itself. We should have an opportunity to add more of those, too.
Call: Why did the CEO lose the battle ? Receiver : He was A flunky
Good luck to everyone! :)
This just gives me some COGnitive ideas...
I've been thinking this would be a great idea for a long time and now it's even a contest! (Maybe one of the several times I've mentioned this in-game there was TTR staff there to hear it :p)
I didn't Know Cogs can quit their job but Toontown is Fun.
Call: What do Cashbots do in their free time? Response: We enjoy making bread.
Why are Number Crunchers good with balloons? They are experts on inflation.
Oh, a joke contest? Well in that case: "Why did the Short Change not pay his bills? He was one cent short." or how about "Why don't Name Droppers ever become Lawyers? Because they'd only repeat what's said." Eh? Eh? Oh, it's a work in progress...
What's the deal with Money Bags? They're so Safe headed.
How do you anger a Penny Pincher? You give him a dollar.
Hey now, don't wind me up with this offer.
What did the bank teller say to the coin? Your life is Safe with us!
i can not wait. it is going to be the best
What's worse than having a conversation with two Minglers? Having a conversation with three Minglers.
this sounds super fun! cant wait to get into the cog-mindset and write a business related joke