BREAKING NEWS: Cog-tastrophe in Kaboomberg!
Posted by Toon News... for the Amused! on December 1, 2021 at 2:00 PM
This is Daisy Nusecaster with late-breaking news. During our most recent live Weekday Report, a Cog-tastrope struck. The Toon HQ on Elm Street in Kaboomberg was taken over by the Cogs. Thanks to our on-site reporting, there is live footage of the attack:
I've just received word from our on-site reporter, Moe Tarway, that the entire Kaboomberg District of Toontown has been placed under temporary lockdown. After barely escaping the chaos, Moe has currently taken shelter while the Toon Resistance assesses the threat. If you're in the Kaboomberg district, stay indoors -- and if possible, away from the streets.
For now, the attack seems to be localized entirely to the Kaboomberg district of Toontown, thank goodness. However, it would appear that Sellbot Field Offices are imminent. This is... a dark day for Toontown, folks. Luckily, we have the Toon Resistance -- which has begun placing full attention on thwarting the attack in the Kaboomberg district.
Stay safe, Toontown. Watch the skies for any more Cog attacks. This has been Daisy Nusecaster... signing off.