BREAKING NEWS: Cog-tastrophe in Kaboomberg!
Posted by Toon News... for the Amused! on December 1, 2021 at 2:00 PM
This is Daisy Nusecaster with late-breaking news. During our most recent live Weekday Report, a Cog-tastrope struck. The Toon HQ on Elm Street in Kaboomberg was taken over by the Cogs. Thanks to our on-site reporting, there is live footage of the attack:
I've just received word from our on-site reporter, Moe Tarway, that the entire Kaboomberg District of Toontown has been placed under temporary lockdown. After barely escaping the chaos, Moe has currently taken shelter while the Toon Resistance assesses the threat. If you're in the Kaboomberg district, stay indoors -- and if possible, away from the streets.
For now, the attack seems to be localized entirely to the Kaboomberg district of Toontown, thank goodness. However, it would appear that Sellbot Field Offices are imminent. This is... a dark day for Toontown, folks. Luckily, we have the Toon Resistance -- which has begun placing full attention on thwarting the attack in the Kaboomberg district.
Stay safe, Toontown. Watch the skies for any more Cog attacks. This has been Daisy Nusecaster... signing off.
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TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Oh, my word! Toons of the world, It's the moment we have been waiting for!
okay this is a pretty big deal toons!
I'm so excited! See you all there!!!
Taking over shops is one thing, but taking over Toon HQs?!? We're going to need a lot more pies for this...
This is grrr-oovy! I can't believe the Field Offices are within our grasp. I can't wait! Let's save those Toon HQ Officers!
Stay Toony everyone! I wish a fast recovery for Kaboomberg!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh dear, it appears the Cogs are up to no good! What a pity! Looks like I will be there fair and square to take down those "Robotic Sales Suits" trying to take over our beloved Toon HQs by turning them into Field Offices. I say, they won't get away with this!
It has definitely been worth the wait. Let the pies fly and toons of the world Unite!
WOAH CAN'T WAIT TO TRY A FIELD OFFICE!!!
So it's finally time to throw down, huh? Time to earn my place in the Resistance proper! For Toontown! for the Resistance! FOR SLAPPY!!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!
TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
its released already?
Ice desk has arrived, gentlemen...
THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!
Finally, The Moment We've been waiting for! LET'S DO THIS!!!!!
IM SO EXCITED
AWW YEAH HERE WE GO!!!
Endgame Toontown Content: done RIGHT.
THIS LOOKS SO EPIC!! ty ttr team!
It's happening, really happening!!!
Totally cool !!!!!
All I can say that wouldn't take up a whole essay is THANK YOU JOEY AND THE TTR TEAM!!! YOU DID IT YOU'RE AMAZING!!!
The entrance of Lord Lowden Clear was so epic, when he was walking I thought he was a cog and then... Uh-oh, watch out cogs! The TOP DOG is here!
LET'S GO GAMERS!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE PREPARED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!!!
Man oh maaan, when I saw those toons and Lowden Clear coming out and surrounding the Cog building in the video, it was so AWESOME. It was like Avengers Endgame: ToonTown style!
Woah Mama!! Something about those looming cold eyes don't quite sit right with me, Toons-- NO Siree! It's true-- Some of us have got a long way to go before we'll be ready to face what's to come next-- but that doesn't mean our efforts are in vain! We need eachother now more than ever, Toons-- Be it through cupcakes or Cream pies-- Get out there and show those Cogs that just like their calculated contracts, schemes and deals-- Silly doesn't always mean sweet! At this rate, we'll be taking down offices in no time-- And so will you!
IT'S COMING YALL
AH! They're coming! This is so exciting, even though it might be a while before my Toon's ready to take them on. Her suits are nowhere near maxed, and she doesn't have the unlimited amount of rewards that are probably going to be needed to make it through one of these. But it gives me something to work toward, and I know there are plenty of Toons who *are* ready and have been waiting a really long time for this, and this will be great for them! :D
I’ve been playing since tto and this WILL be the most I’ve ever had fun in tt. Stay safe from those cog gears! Toons of the world, UNITE!
Im sooo hyped!
Oh man oh man oh man, can't wait for this excitement!
Stay safe Toons!
Woo hoo this is such a huge update!! really amazing as a tto player ;) this game deserves expansion
website looks really nice 8-)
Oh my god. I’m truly amazed by the cinematic video and the new website.
We're gonna need more than just your average slapstick and seltzer for this one...
Wowza! I've gotta get my pies baked and my seltzer refilled, cuz this Dog is gonna go take down a Field Office! Huh-hah!
What the! Sellbot Field Offices are coming really soon?!?!? Can't wait to do one of them!
Now this is epic!
IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM!
this is so exciting!!!!!!
I am so so excited for the field office This is going to be amazing and really Fun
Let's get those COGS!!!!!
this is exciteing!!!
the trailer was epic lol can't wait
It's coming! It's coming!!! IT'S COMING!!!!!
THIS IS INCREDIBLEEE!! I CANT WAIT :)))
WILL GIV'EM ALL OF US!!!!
WHOA... GUYS... if you play this video with the Portals soundtrack from Avengers Endgame... it fits PERFECTLY. I was BLOWN AWAY.
I'm late but I'm here now! What can I do?