Cheddar Day: A Two-Cheese Special
Posted by The Big Cheese on February 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s aged the finest of them all…?
NO! I refuse to believe it – Wisconsin’s Finest Cheeses?! But how? They’re the spray cheese to my Beaufort d’Ete – bah. The Corporate Raiders need some new ventures to plunder… This mirror that they’ve recently acquired is no gouda at all.
As any cheese connoisseur worth their salt is concerned, today is formally known as National Cheddar Day. I thought I might spread the word with a pungent cheese platter… but now it is apparent: I must show you Toons how much of a muenster I can really be. In light of this grating revelation, a Mega-Invasion is on order to grill these other cheeses for their secrets to aging!
Let the Swiss bliss melt over you while we Big Cheeses brieeze through your streets! – But you should know, I’m quite busy. I’ve only the time to meet with you Toons from 1 PM in the afternoon until 9 PM this evening, Toontown Time. By then, I’ll have those Wisconsin’s “Finest” Cheeses shredded to bits! And, if any putrid Resistance Rangers show up, well, I simply wouldn't be able to resist serving them to the C.E.O. on a silver platter... Mirror, let us see what tomfoolery the false cheeses are pulling this instant!
What nonsense! They seem to be cheesed about our drab Cog Buildings lining your colorful, curdled streets. It’s nacho property anymore, and yet these cheeseheads seem to be holding a “Cog Building Marathon” in Donald's Dreamland from 4 PM to 6 PM across the following Districts during this Mega-Invasion:
- Thwackville
- Splashport
- Boingbury
If you care at all about the gouda will of Cogs, Incorporated, I am instructing all Toons to NOT attend this marathon or support it in the slightest! Not even a tiny wedge. Do not be swayed by their promises of an exclusive code raffle for the participants of this marathon. Are some new clothes really worth wasting that much company cheddar? Just think of all this corporation does for YOU!
So, Wisconsin’s “Finest” Cheeses, our haute rivalry shall ensue! In just a few short hours, we will see who in this two-cheese meltdown has truly aged the best.
Bon appétit, as I’m sure it will be your last!
Do NOT Join Wisconsin's Finest Cheeses!
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Those Big Cheese may be awfully cheesy, but they're not kidding about what Muensters they are. As if those Mega-Invasions aren't bad enough. . . now they're pulling stunts with talking mirrors? Not. Okay. A few organic Storm Clouds oughta straighten them out...
Oh, really? Well, I think you better leave... (pulls out a cheese grater) .... if you know what's gouda for you.
I like cheddar on my bagels.
What? The Big Cheese thinks he is cheddar than the Wisconsin's Finest Cheeses? HAH! The Big Cheese isn't gouda at all, and sending the Cogs down on us WON'T change anything about it. You can't make us feel bleu and sad, for we are always our Toony and Loony selves. So, Toons, stock up on your gags, fires, SOS cards, Unites, and CHEEZY effects, and we will show these Cogs who is the finest of them all. Cogs, prepare for some tasty defeat. Bon Appetit!