H-h-hold onto your winter hats and scarves, Toons! The b-b-biggest snowstorm on record is forecast to hit Toontown this winter from 6th to the 8th of December. A whopping ten inches of snow is predicted to arrive, deep enough to bury a small Toon, and enough snow for hosting the ultimate, chill-tastic, Snowball Fight Extravaganza! 

But, what is the cause of this wacky winter weather? I could not make sense of the data. It was a bewildering blizzard of information that I was unable to navigate. I thought that my Flurry Forecaster machine, my latest invention to predict snowfall, must be playing up. So I reached out to Doctor Surlee. If anyone could understand, it’d be him. He truly is the greatest Scientoon of all time!

I was blown away by Doctor Surlee's genius insights, it was like being hit with a gale force wind of brilliant scientific solutions! He thinks my machine’s readings are perfectly accurate and are correlated with an increase in expected Silliness levels. We reckon it’s because ToonFest Columbus is happening the same weekend. Only a Toony event of epic proportions could produce such astounding scientific results!

We brainstormed what this could all mean for Toontown and created these brilliant hypotheses:

• Doctor Surlee’s Super Duper Air Conditioner is very sensitive to changes in Silliness levels and we predict it will go haywire from the 6-8th of December creating heavy snowfall across the whole of Toontown! How it can do that buried under all those layers of snow is beyond me.

• Heavy snowfall in all playgrounds will mean that piles of snow for throwing snowballs will appear then too!

• With all that snow the Toon Council won’t want to miss out on the opportunity to host a Snowball Fight Extravaganza! Especially with Lil Oldman on the Council, who has a taste for the cold weather (as well as stinky cheese). That sneaky bunny slipped a snowball in the hood of my coat the last time we met! We expect the Council to build Dummy Cogs in the playgrounds for Toons to throw snowballs at!

It warms my heart to know it was the joint effort of Doctor Surlee and I that led to these groundbreaking hypotheses. Teamwork really is what leads to the greatest scientific leaps that help Toontown. 

See you at the Snowball Fight Extravaganza, Toons! Make sure to drop by the Precipitation Foundation too and sign up to be a Junior Research Assistant. I’m always on the lookout for new hires!