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Moonlit Mischief on Friday the 13th

Posted by Booregard & The Moon on September 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM

Abracadabra! Alakazam! Uh… Are y'all black cats now? Did it work? Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo?

You can’t be saying that, now, Boo-ey. It’s copyrighted.


Oh, butt out, you. “BOO-EY?!” Nuh-uh. It’s Booregard. BOOREGARD. BOO-RE-GARD!

You’re… a funny little cat, aren’t you? Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Be-tel-geuse. 

Hey, YOU can’t say that, you hypocrite!

Hmm-hmm, look up the difference… For a spellcaster, you don’t seem to know spelling that well!

Whatever – you’re lucky I know you’re just pullin’ my leg! Bwahaha! So, non-magical Toons, did I getcha? My magic is muuuuch more sophisticated than that silly hocus-pocus. Castin' the Black Cats' Curse ain't as straightforward as it seems, I'll tell ya that. Before I recite my Midnight Incantation under The Moon himself, so glowy and bright, I need ta burn two and a half black jellybeans, the party hat of a Clown Fish, the- HEY! You're tryin' to get me to reveal my spell, aren't ya? Nuh-uh-uh! My magic stays between me and my trusty cauldron – and The Moon, of course. He sees everything. Well, most things. Don't be shy, big fella.

How do ya do, Toontown? You can call me Loon-a. The Sun sometimes calls me Loony… he means well…

Anyhoo, ta get to the very heart of the matter; the reason why ya metamorphosed into a sleek black cat at the stroke of midnight – today is the very luckiest day on the calendar. Welcome to Friday the 13th. You're a black cat now. Forever and ever.

HA! I gotcha again! Don't get bent outta shape if ya miss your old look, my curse only lasts the day, unfortunately. If that's still too long to wait, I'll be hangin' around outside Toon Hall. Come pay me a visit if ya want to get rid of the curse. It's no trouble for a cat sorcerer like me. Really, no trouble at all.

Perhaps you're an existing cat Toon and are feelin' the opposite. If ya want the Black Cats' Curse to last for good I totally get it, but no can do today. Sorry, folks! My spell, as transcendent and enchanting as it is, lacks the power on this day to bind ya eternally into the form of a black cat. But cast aside your worries! Halloween is on the horizon, and I know the right magic ta transform you into one then!

Boo-boo-boo… Spooky season soon… boo-hoo-boo… Boo-ey’s over The Moon – that’s me!


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Sprite said on September 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Scary! 😱

Kitty Mirmo said on September 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Happy Friday the 13th!

Princess Dandypoof said on September 13, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I was absolutely puzzled this morning for at least 20 minutes. hahaha

Rolling Crocodile said on September 13, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Oh no! How am I gonna intimidate the Cogs if I'm not a croco-shark?! A cat with a shark fin isn't nearly as scary... it's more cute than scary, really. Maybe if I gave myself fangs? Or claws?... I don't know, I guess it doesn't make much of a difference, I've still got my trusty gags! I can live with being Rolling Cat for a day, I guess. Plus, that gives me a cool '40's or '50's-sounding nickname, heh! I'm gonna just embrace this "curse" and... and... (HAAACK)... and get used to the occasional hairballs, I guess. Heh.

Jay said on September 13, 2024 at 6:19 AM
yea i dont think Im gonna be here for today, Im just gonna go sleep for 24 hours, bye bye

Barget Wondersnout said on September 13, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Thought you could surprise me, eh Boo-ey? I saw this coming, so I'm prepared! Hooray for calendars!

Parm E. Sean said on September 13, 2024 at 7:52 AM
It's gonna be real hard for Booregard to get down.

Parm E. Sean said on September 13, 2024 at 7:57 AM
That'd be a cute little animated short. "Moonlit Mischief".

Toonsworth said on September 13, 2024 at 9:28 AM
He does realize The Cat is supposed to play the fiddle, yes? For it is the cow whom jumps over the moon. Though then again, Clarabelle is the only Toon Cow one can think of. Imagine that, only one Cow in all of Toontown. What an odd thought. Well, either way, I do hope that cat can get his spells into gear this year. Last year he turned the entire town into cats. I'm pretty sure some Toons are still black cats crossing the paths. You don't suppose the Sellbots will be ready for Halloween this year too, do you? I'm still hoping they can fashion up a lovely pumpkin head for the VP, or the CEO even. Though I'm sure the CEO would rather prefer a nice red robe, just like that old W.A.C.K.Y. Radio Toontown night host I recall whom did the spooky stories back in my own time, Rynfield Cent. Hah. Wouldn't that be a sight? A ghost robe for the CJ perhaps? Perhaps a hockey mask for the CFO? Or if the Cashbots wanted to save money, put a key on the CFO's back and call him a clockwork toy. Hah. Oh, the possibilities are endless with the costumes one can think of for the Cog Bosses. Well, only time will tell. Be ready, the Bloodsuckers are on the way. I know they are.

Silly Boo Boo Wackysplat said on September 13, 2024 at 9:41 AM
The first time this happened I was so confused XD I figured it would happen again :P

Silly Lily said on September 13, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Ooo spooky!

Little B.D. Bananamuffin said on September 13, 2024 at 12:15 PM
I love the black.. but why is my forehead big now?! Confused lol

Captain Jack Pumpkinpop said on September 13, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Didn't fool me one bit. My fur is already as black as can be!

Midnite Dynamite said on September 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Not much of a curse for me, but my snout is wider. Must've stretched it too hard XD Happy Friday 13th, all you cool cats!

Princess Melody Purplejinks said on September 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Not gonna lie, it was incredibly weird to log in and find myself in the form of a black cat. Well, time to enjoy it while it lasts!

Super Stinky Sourzilla said on September 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Now this is quite the CATastrophe we found ourselves in!

Garfield said on September 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Cool!

Joe said on September 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Nice and funny

J.C. said on September 14, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I kinda wish i was a Black Cat...FOREVER!

Sir Strawberry said on September 14, 2024 at 9:12 AM
HALOWEENNNNNN

Sephiroth said on September 15, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Was awesome! Loved being a cat for a day

Nebula said on September 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Meoooooow -- *cough, cough*, sorry hairball -- I mean OINK!
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