Yes, yes, of course I know what today is!! As a woman in business, and a GREAT one at that, today is obviously the foremost day of the year. You can rest assured that Cogs, Inc. knows how to celebrate SUCH a momentous occasion. Women's Equality Day, that is.



During one of my tee times, I pondered on how you Toons have disrespected me. I don't think you foolish animals know how hard I've tried and tried to make this place the perfect, humdrum home for the Cogs! UGH! It's as if you're not even trying to notice my efforts! I suppose I could be angrier… the rage you Toons bring out of me has been the cause of some of my… better shots. An ace or two. Ten perhaps. But my golf skills are par for the course, of course. My portrait isn't hanging in the clubhouse for nothing.

Nonetheless, let me keep it on the fairway. It seems the Cogs currently marching the streets are not sufficient to keep you pests at bay, so I think Women's Equality Day is the PERFECT opportunity to deploy Cogs, Inc.'s finest to tackle you Toons and your nonsensical behavior. From now to August 28th 2PM (PDT), the women are taking charge. You'll find Name Droppers, Minglers, Number Crunchers and Micromanagers swarming Toontown. I'm positive they'll get the job done.

To those irritating Resistance Rangers, forget about it. You'll be as green as my fringe, ha! And to the rest of you, don't even bother hiding in those safe districts. We'll find you sooner or later.

Tee up, Toons!