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Under New Management: Testing Takes a Mulligan
Posted by The Club President on February 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM
How dare you?!
You conniving little Toons wreck MY Country Club and think you can get away with it? We are running short on Clubhouse waiters because of you, but even worse, my previously pristine turf has been hacked out by your subpar performances!
My Head Hunters have deduced that 29,316 Cogs have been terminated and 3,093 facilities were rendered out of bounds. However, I am willing to accept this sacrifice knowing that 359 Toons have gone sad. I will certainly be having a field day when I share the latter with the C.E.O.!
Our project schedule states that Cogs are supposed to pull back from all test locations today, but I am NOT accepting defeat. No, no, NO! I am extending our stay across these Districts by 3 extra days! Your measly attempts will be a swing and a miss, because the only thing that will be greener than my course is YOU.
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Crumbs said on February 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
HUGE NEWS. COGS BEWARE!
HUGE NEWS. COGS BEWARE!
A Gamer Cat said on February 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
now this is epic
now this is epic
Comet said on February 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I think she might be salty cause she's definitely getting nerfed. I've already fought all four on both difficulties, but I'm glad more players will get a chance to try out the new fights.
I think she might be salty cause she's definitely getting nerfed. I've already fought all four on both difficulties, but I'm glad more players will get a chance to try out the new fights.
Oswald said on February 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Oh no. This isnt good!!!!
Oh no. This isnt good!!!!
Isaac Mewton said on February 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
i made it big… two of those 359 toons are me
i made it big… two of those 359 toons are me
Lavendeer said on February 25, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I won't be defeated! My silliness will prevail over your anger! Us Toons are persistent, you know.
I won't be defeated! My silliness will prevail over your anger! Us Toons are persistent, you know.
Kiki Petalhopper said on February 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Thank you so much TTR team!
Thank you so much TTR team!
London said on February 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
This is just getting started! WOO
This is just getting started! WOO
Toonsworth said on February 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
And now it all comes full circle. I must say, I've always enjoyed a good walk among the golf courses. Despite all the smog, moles, and constant matching of colored golf balls, I rather find the golf courses quite cozy. Yes, I will miss doing a Middle 6 or Front 3, since those two are the most popular, and since The Back 9s is a No Go Zone for all Toons, but if this Club President is as skillful as she says she is, I look forward to get on par with her game. Just hope she doesn't cause an oil spill in The Frontlines... Or, whatever you call an easy Golf Course nowadays. Here's to The Club President, and here's high hopes we'll be seeing her in the Banquet Hall for the next Club Meeting... Maybe a Level 8 Flunky on the Golf Courses too.
And now it all comes full circle. I must say, I've always enjoyed a good walk among the golf courses. Despite all the smog, moles, and constant matching of colored golf balls, I rather find the golf courses quite cozy. Yes, I will miss doing a Middle 6 or Front 3, since those two are the most popular, and since The Back 9s is a No Go Zone for all Toons, but if this Club President is as skillful as she says she is, I look forward to get on par with her game. Just hope she doesn't cause an oil spill in The Frontlines... Or, whatever you call an easy Golf Course nowadays. Here's to The Club President, and here's high hopes we'll be seeing her in the Banquet Hall for the next Club Meeting... Maybe a Level 8 Flunky on the Golf Courses too.
Chunky Blue Cheese said on February 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
So fun! 3 extra days! I LOVE these! Keep up the great work team. And a side note. The use of less sound is so exciting. I don't slowly feel like I am losing brain cells anymore.
So fun! 3 extra days! I LOVE these! Keep up the great work team. And a side note. The use of less sound is so exciting. I don't slowly feel like I am losing brain cells anymore.
Nicholas said on February 25, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Thank you Thank you Thank you
Thank you Thank you Thank you
Captain Buster said on February 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Bring on your mighty legions Club President! This extension you claim to be profitable will be for naught, for I shall solo not just your department, but ALL 4 of you "new hires" and prove that you're all worth nothing more than a pile of scrap iron!
Bring on your mighty legions Club President! This extension you claim to be profitable will be for naught, for I shall solo not just your department, but ALL 4 of you "new hires" and prove that you're all worth nothing more than a pile of scrap iron!
Sir Wran Wrap said on February 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Subpar Performances? Oh, honey, our performances are like rubber chickens—bouncy, unpredictable, and occasionally squawking... Um, the grass may be greener on your side, but our side has banana peels as stepping stones and jellybeans as currency! Fear not, dear Cog. Laughter heals all wounds. We’ll be back!
Subpar Performances? Oh, honey, our performances are like rubber chickens—bouncy, unpredictable, and occasionally squawking... Um, the grass may be greener on your side, but our side has banana peels as stepping stones and jellybeans as currency! Fear not, dear Cog. Laughter heals all wounds. We’ll be back!
Dog gone funny said on February 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I wish you would extend this they the next weekend. With all the server disconnections over the past weekend, we never got to the end of the CFO, CEO or the golf courses. Trying to get groups together during the week is nearly impossible.
I wish you would extend this they the next weekend. With all the server disconnections over the past weekend, we never got to the end of the CFO, CEO or the golf courses. Trying to get groups together during the week is nearly impossible.
Blueberry said on February 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
3 extra days of turning these guys into scrap metal, we toons won't go down without a fight!
3 extra days of turning these guys into scrap metal, we toons won't go down without a fight!
Water King said on February 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Keep at them! They'll never know what hit them! Toons of the World, Unite!
Keep at them! They'll never know what hit them! Toons of the World, Unite!
keysonthetable said on February 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
THREE MORE DAYS WOOOOOOOOUUU
THREE MORE DAYS WOOOOOOOOUUU
Mr. Kevin said on February 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Sounds like they demand a rematch, huh?! Dont u cogs ever give up?!
Sounds like they demand a rematch, huh?! Dont u cogs ever give up?!
Bernadetta said on February 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Yay, 3 more days of testing! Thanks, Club President! :D
Yay, 3 more days of testing! Thanks, Club President! :D
Rose Pink Cat said on February 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Don't think we won't give up even after 359 toons have gone sad. We will fight you evil cogs!
Don't think we won't give up even after 359 toons have gone sad. We will fight you evil cogs!
Dizzy The Deer said on February 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
imagine
imagine
Prof.Clancy said on February 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I took you down and before you died you had, a TANTRUM and jumped in the air and kept jumping then YOU died.....
I took you down and before you died you had, a TANTRUM and jumped in the air and kept jumping then YOU died.....
Silly Dinky Zippenzoop said on February 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
go off girlbossbot
go off girlbossbot
Trickster said on February 25, 2024 at 6:34 PM
You’re going down!
You’re going down!
Laser Pointer said on February 25, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Bro she'd better be nerfed. She's got so much hp, it's ridiculous :')
Bro she'd better be nerfed. She's got so much hp, it's ridiculous :')
Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on February 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
WOO! Even more time to wreck these facilities!
WOO! Even more time to wreck these facilities!
Dr. Felix Loopengadget said on February 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Challenge accepted! Keep throwing a fit about us all you want. We'll keep wrecking your lame club. Honestly, they could be more toony anyways. If anyone's subpar, It's YOU COGS!!!
Challenge accepted! Keep throwing a fit about us all you want. We'll keep wrecking your lame club. Honestly, they could be more toony anyways. If anyone's subpar, It's YOU COGS!!!
Wally said on February 26, 2024 at 12:07 PM
YAY
YAY
Deerin Headlights said on February 26, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I LOVE busting cogs!
I LOVE busting cogs!
Bubblegum Duck said on February 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Not only is this amazing news since I was sick during the playtest, but now the cogs are trying harder to green us.
Not only is this amazing news since I was sick during the playtest, but now the cogs are trying harder to green us.
Miss Midnight Sillytoon said on February 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The difference between from the Sellbot Factory in TTR Under New Management game from the Original TTR game is the Factory is called Scrap Factory & Steel Factory instead of the Front & Side Entrances of the factory of the Original TTR game which is pretty cool. :-)
The difference between from the Sellbot Factory in TTR Under New Management game from the Original TTR game is the Factory is called Scrap Factory & Steel Factory instead of the Front & Side Entrances of the factory of the Original TTR game which is pretty cool. :-)
toons of the world, unite! said on February 28, 2024 at 11:53 AM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!I L OVE TOONTOWQN
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!I L OVE TOONTOWQN
Bard the Dragon (95-ish) said on February 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Can't wait to see when they release on the live server! Although I couldn't test because of work, watching footage from other players only fueled my hype!
Can't wait to see when they release on the live server! Although I couldn't test because of work, watching footage from other players only fueled my hype!
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