The time has come once again, Toons. The time of year every Cashbot anxiously waits for! For too long you become enveloped in your silly nonsense -- playing games, playing jokes and pranks on us Cogs. You waste not only our time and money, but most importantly, our money with these antics. That all ends today, however, as it is the most important day of the year…

Tax Day.

Without a single doubt in our metal minds, Tax Day is the most significant time of the year. A single day dedicated to nothing but money, taxes, and fees. Truly, it is a day unlike any other! Due to a successful fiscal quarter, the Chief Financial Officer has graciously allowed us to take the day off to profit off your little town.

Effective immediately, us Number Crunchers will be invading Toontown and taking over the streets all day. Please be advised that any retaliation or resistance -- specifically by those pesky Resistance Rangers of yours -- will be met with swift fines and fees for any and all damage. These suits aren’t cheap.

We would wish you “good luck” on trying to resist the tax smell in the air, but that would be a fruitless effort. Let’s get our crunch on.