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Frozen Pies for Pie Day!

Posted by Chicken Boy on March 14, 2022 at 2:30 PM

Well howdy, duuuudes? How’re we all doin’ this here fine afternoon? For those who don’t know, the name’s Chicken Boy, and I run the Pea Soup Cafe down here on Walrus Way. While nothin’ quite beats a nice bowl o’ pea soup on a cool Brrrgh day, every year on this day my customers absolutely hound me for somethin’ called a… “Whole Cream Pie?” To be frank, I hadn’t the darndest clue what those were for the longest time, but after chattin’ with my fellow chefs and cooks, I think I managed to sir up a nice pie this time er’round!

Image: Chicken Boy smells his freshly made pie.

Now I will say this: this here pie took a whole lotta effort. Cream? Sugar? None of those are peas OR soup! My pal Baker Bridget had to explain to me what “egg yolks” are…nope, still not sure! Either way, I reckon this batch o’ pies will taste pretty darn tootin’ if you ask me! Now, I say “tasty,” but what I really mean is “frozen.” See as soon as I took these here puppies out’er the oven, they froze solid! It must be the frigid, cold weather here in The Brrrgh, so these pies are bein’ served fresh and frozen! I would say defrost ‘em, but with how frozen they are, good luck there, feller!

If any of you folks wanna try a slice o’ this pie, or heck just throw it at your friends, come on down to the big ol’ stand by the library in Toontown Central, and pick up a whole pocket full of ‘em! There’s plenty to go er’round up ‘til I close up on March 20 at 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PDT)! Happy Pie Day, Toons!


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Cuckoo Slimeyknees said on March 14, 2022 at 2:33 PM
Happy Pi(e) Day!!!

Based Monkey said on March 14, 2022 at 3:02 PM
I love Chicken Guy!! Thanks for the hilarious blog post, TTR Team!

Loud jester tricky twist said on March 14, 2022 at 3:17 PM
Love this!

Wallace said on March 14, 2022 at 3:40 PM
Tried using a “pink slip” against one of these pies to defrost it, let’s just say that these “fires” do not reheat pies

Dudley Dog said on March 14, 2022 at 4:52 PM
Y'know what they say fellas, let the pies fly!

Kira said on March 14, 2022 at 5:23 PM
Those pies do be looking delicious..

Buttercream said on March 14, 2022 at 5:25 PM
Happy Pi Day!! Okay, back to my counting, 3.14159...

Barget Wondersnout said on March 14, 2022 at 7:40 PM
Happy Pie Day, everybody!

BEANFUDDY said on March 14, 2022 at 8:10 PM
There cool

Bananasnooker said on March 14, 2022 at 8:10 PM
Hey! You think you could take me on in a pie fight? Or are ya CHICKEN, BOY?!

Deerzo said on March 15, 2022 at 6:47 AM
I tried chewing one down right as i saw em, they were ICE, COLD. But delicious!

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on March 15, 2022 at 7:26 AM
after all, what would Pi Day be without pie?

Rollie said on March 15, 2022 at 11:17 AM
Mmm, yummy! I hope everyone has fun with the pies. Especially Chicken Boy, he worked hard baking them for us!

Snow said on March 16, 2022 at 7:14 PM
I like the pies. They were frozen, but good.
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