Greetings from the Toon Resistance! There's no doubt that the Cogs have been up to something sinister as of late, and we're looking for new recruits to join our cause and put a stop to it. No Ranger has been able to reason what's behind the Cogs’ increased activity around Toontown, but we are certain of one thing: the Toon Resistance needs YOU!

Thanks to some of the best minds in Toontown, we were able to decode yesterday's proposed truce from the Glad Handers to discover just what we suspected: It was another tricky trap from the Cogs!

With the Sellbots' surprise Version 2.0 Mega-Invasions that began last night, it's clear we’re going to need more Resistance recruits to keep up with their funny business. We can’t just pick up anyone off the Toontorial, though -- we require Toons to meet these three requirements before joining our cause!

1. Complete every ToonTask through Donald's Dreamland. It doesn't hurt to have a few favors you can call in!
   
   
2. You never know when you’ll need to slip past a few security Goons, so you'll need to earn every Cog Disguise: Sellbot, Cashbot, Lawbot, and Bossbot.
   
   
3. A standard set of gags won't be enough to get you out of a pinch. Any member of the Resistance must have at least one level 7 gag!

Once you've completed these steps, we'll contact you when the time is right. Why, you may find yourself to be the spitting image of the perfect Resistance recruit already! A certain naggy Ranger from the Sellbot HQ Outpost even informed me that many Toons have already solved our potential recruitment identification test.

Prospective recruits, make haste! If you still have not earned your Bossbot disguise, utilize these Version 2.0 invasions to your advantage. Intelligence reports suggest that these invasions will be running 3 hours on, 3 hours off until the end of the day on November 22. However, this may just be the beginning...

Until next time, keep them busting -- with laughter!

Lord Lowden Clear
Leader of the Toon Resistance