Beware the Black Cats' Curse!
Posted by Booregard on October 31, 2020 at 9:00 AM
Greetings, Toons of the Night! The name's Baron von Booregard, the ghost host with a fright. The purveyor of the spine-chilling, connoisseur of the teeth-chattering. Friend'a all things spooky and kooky, and all that is unflattering! My best friend of all is Jack o' Kazam himself. I always did enjoy a good story, and I've got one off the ol' bookshelf. There's no time to think, no time ta rehearse. Gather 'round, and I'll tell ya the story of the Black Cats' Curse...
There was once three Toons -- a dog, a deer, and a duck,
Round' town they met Jack O' Kazam, thinkin' for sure they were in luck.
Down the streets they dashed, trick or treatin' for candy,
But they got more than they bargain'd for, for the Black Cats were handy.
Who'da thought, they were completely surrounded,
Some with pumpkins for heads; they were completely confounded.
The next victims had been found, doomed to the Black Cats' curse,
There's no worse fate in all a' Toontown, nothin' worse!
Now, this is just a scary story, nothin' of the sort will happen,
If you want a real curse, you'd better strap in...
The Black Cats' curse may be just a story,
But there's more to this than just an allegory.
New Toons in town, you're in for'a treat,
That president Flippy, he's got power in that seat.
Give him a "Toontastic!" hello, and you'se gonna see...
A taste of the Black Cats' Curse, that's what you'll be!