BOO! The Bewitching Bloodsuckers are Back!
Posted by The Bloodsuckers on October 27, 2020 at 2:00 PM
Greetings, Toons. It’s once again that time of year. What’s that you say? The time of year for going in-Cog-nito with spooky costumes and trick-or-treating with friends? No! Frankly, most Cogs couldn’t care less about Halloween, that ridiculous holiday you Toons waste so much valuable work time celebrating every October. However, we Bloodsuckers tolerate it thanks to what it means for us: it’s time for our yearly Bloodsucker Mega-Invasion!
“O”, no need to sound so “Negative” and disappointed about it. We don’t mean to “suck” the fun out of things. On second thought, we actually do. In fact, we’re dying to spoil all your pointless Halloween festivities. You can be sure we’ve brought along plenty of Red Tape in case any of you Toons decide to be a pain in the neck.
We know how much Toons love playing dress-up with those so-called “Toon Resistance” costumes, but the Cogs can’t have that. We’ve stocked up on enough Eviction Notices to send those Resistance Rangers with their tails between their legs before they ever have a chance to throw out free uniforms to any Toon saying “Trick-or-Treat!”
On the “Positive” side, when you Toons finally decide to support our cause, we’ll be waiting. We’re always looking for new blood.
See you on the streets,