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The Final Four in the Top-Dog Cog Race

Posted by The Cogs on September 10, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Over the past couple weeks, you Toons have complied and filled out our polls for the “top-dog Cog.” Perhaps our attempts to work with you over the years have not been all for naught; there is hope that Toons and Cogs can work together! The winning Cog of this final poll will be treated with not only a pay raise, but a Version 2.0 Mega-Invasion to show off their new upgrades. Let these invading Cogs serve as a shining example of a top Cogs, Inc. employee as they transition Toontown into another tastefully grey worksite.

Below, you will find a word from one of each “top-dog” Cog to assist you in choosing which is truly most marketable. Let’s allow this Mega-Invasion to be a pleasant start of our new workplace relationship, Toons.

The Final Vote is here!

The Mingler


"Let's Mingle. You already know who I am. If there's anything that Toontown needs, it's a Cog who can communicate. Voting for me shall cause a Paradigm Shift across all of Toontown -- which as you know is the greatest attack for the greatest Cog. Don't even think about trying to hide your vote from me -- I'm in your business. If you'd like, we can continue this conversation over lunch."


Loan Shark


"It's time to repay your loans, Toons. Despite the attempts to collect, I still have yet to receive payment. It's time for some pay back -- and to that, I bring forth a proposal. Vote for me, and your debts will be cleared. Years of loans and advances, gone quicker than a feeding frenzy. You don't need to be as sharp as my teeth to see the benefits of this deal."


Legal Eagle


"Ca-caw! I've got Toontown right in my talons. Once I win this vote, I shall bring order to all of Toontown. A vote for the Legal Eagles of Toontown is a vote for justice. Don't even think about not voting for me, Toons. Believe me when I say that I'll throw the book. You'll face criminal charges in the court of law, and have legal nightmares for years."


Flunky


"Am I reading this right? Do these glasses need a new prescription? The Toons voted for me! The Boss will be sure to promote me for this! Ahem, I mean...

Although I may be a recent hire to Cogs, Inc., I am the Cog for the job. I may be a Flunky, but I am quite spunky.  I'll be sure to use this victory to step up the corporate ladder, Toons."


Those are the final choices, Toons. You have one week to cast your vote -- don't be late or you'll be seeing a Spin Doctor soon.

Who is your favorite Cog, Toons?

Poll ends on: September 17, 2020 at 9:00 AM

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Deputy Sally Bumpenface said on September 10, 2020 at 2:09 PM
Dude, reading the Flunky's bit made me feel sad. He's so excited and hopeful, and originally I was gonna vote for The Mingler, but now he's got my vote. Good luck, my dude! Hope you get that promotion! (If you don't get defeated by us Toons, that is. Haha!)

Dylan said on September 10, 2020 at 2:21 PM
Vote for The Minglers. By far the most intimidating and powerful cog of them all.

Dog Buns said on September 10, 2020 at 2:25 PM
Aww the Flunky has my vote... made me laugh!! If I were a cog I’d definitely be a Flunky hahaha

Cowser the Koopahog said on September 10, 2020 at 2:28 PM
Be Spunky: Vote for Flunky.

Fite said on September 10, 2020 at 2:32 PM
I was stuck between Mingler and Flunky but the Flunky's speech was so cute I'm definitely voting for him now <3

Professor Control said on September 10, 2020 at 2:43 PM
Vote for Flunky the spunky.

Marigold said on September 10, 2020 at 2:53 PM
I love the Flunky. You can never forget the very first Cog you defeated in the Toontorial. Flunky forever!

Mister Buzz Dandyglob said on September 10, 2020 at 3:06 PM
I voted for Flunky... I feel nostalgic whenever I battle him

Kayla said on September 10, 2020 at 3:19 PM
Flunky owns my heart, of course I have to vote for him. <3

Weird Curly Megaquack said on September 10, 2020 at 3:28 PM
Aww, we love you so much, Flunky. <3

nice bear said on September 10, 2020 at 3:43 PM
i vote the mingler!

Spike the Dog said on September 10, 2020 at 3:46 PM
loan sharks for the win let's vote for them and get our debt cleared!!!

Kit said on September 10, 2020 at 4:44 PM
Time to soar, Legal Eagles!

Host said on September 10, 2020 at 5:14 PM
Memories of "Dont be a Log, Vote for a Cog" inspired me to vote for the nest at Lawbot HQ. You might have lost the toon elections, but you cant lose the cog one!

Dr. Phil said on September 10, 2020 at 5:15 PM
Minglers may be powerful, but are they as spunky as a Flunky?

Fantasma said on September 10, 2020 at 5:27 PM
Voted for Flunky, he's the cutest cog

Javeen said on September 10, 2020 at 5:32 PM
I don't care. Bean Counters are the best cog in my head. Legal Eagles ftw.

Jojo said on September 10, 2020 at 5:49 PM
Okay Flunky got that emotional appeal I see I see

Escapade said on September 10, 2020 at 5:52 PM
Flunkies for the win periodt

Comet Squigglesnout said on September 10, 2020 at 6:00 PM
How can you not vote for Flunky? These for are the best though! Mingler is in close second :)

Sara said on September 10, 2020 at 6:23 PM
i love that fat funky flunky so much!!!

Queen Ginger said on September 10, 2020 at 6:31 PM
YEAHHHH GO FLUNKY AHHHHH

Spiffy said on September 10, 2020 at 6:46 PM
If you’re smart you’ll vote for Flunky. Us toons deserve a break!

Captain Dan said on September 10, 2020 at 7:02 PM
Need more love for legal eagles; lawbots are the best!

Master Fireball said on September 10, 2020 at 7:11 PM
Of course Flunky is going to win. The winner gets its own mega invasion. Lol but Loan Sharks all the way

Fenris said on September 10, 2020 at 7:55 PM
Flunky should be an honorary toon <3

Hobbs said on September 10, 2020 at 8:04 PM
Mingler is the best!

Miss Candy Gigglemuffin said on September 10, 2020 at 8:08 PM
I mean, after reading the Flunky line and just by looking at him, why wouldn't you vote for him? The Flunky is just so adorable, relateable- and spunky! Go Flunky! <3 :D

Omar said on September 10, 2020 at 8:17 PM
Flunky for Smash!

Cashbot Crsuher said on September 10, 2020 at 9:32 PM
I'd say i want better Cashbots to crush.... its all in for better things for entertainment :/ #GOLOANSHARK!

Loopy Snaps said on September 10, 2020 at 9:33 PM
Flunky is classic, the first cog toons defeat when they enter the toontorial, and they also appear when we defeat the CEO and he's demoted to a Flunky. The Flunky is such an icon

Eris The Goddess said on September 10, 2020 at 9:59 PM
I was going to vote for Legal Eagle, as he's my favorite cog design. . . But reading the Flunky's one made me change my mind. He sounds so cute and hopeful and. . . Un-cog-like!

Incogneato said on September 10, 2020 at 10:42 PM
Well, I voted for Loan Sharks but we can see how that went. No matter, I'll be rooting for the Flunky, if only to spite the other cogs who didn't make it.

Judge Casper said on September 10, 2020 at 10:55 PM
Was hoping Corporate Raider would win for Bossbot :^( Legal Eagle has my vote, most intimidating out of these.

MrBowler67 said on September 10, 2020 at 11:47 PM
Legal Eagle hands down he is my favorite of the 4 finalists

Bolin said on September 10, 2020 at 11:47 PM
A vote for a flunky, you are a certified Spunky Toon

Ricky the Dog said on September 11, 2020 at 5:38 AM
We're actually gonna get a Flunky Version 2.0 Invasion omg

Captain Gumdropfoot said on September 11, 2020 at 5:39 AM
FLUNKY!

Big Giggles Snifflehopper said on September 11, 2020 at 6:34 AM
Flunky for the win!!!

Simon said on September 11, 2020 at 7:05 AM
Flunky is trying his best and deserves all the love and support in the world.

Robo Dog said on September 11, 2020 at 8:03 AM
flunky best cog

Good ole Flapjack Blubberknees said on September 11, 2020 at 8:17 AM
Loanshark had me at clearing my debts.

Captain Rollie Jumblemarble said on September 11, 2020 at 8:49 AM
Let's be honest, all of us learned how to use our gags battling a flunky. They hold a special place in our hearts

Funniduck said on September 11, 2020 at 9:13 AM
Mingler pros: Paradigm shift. Mingler cons: paradigm shift. Loan shark pros: Denture Dude. Loan shark cons: I don't have any reason to vote for them. Legal Eagle pros: HES A BIRD Legal Eagle cons: legal nightmares. Flunky pros: THEY'RE CUTE. Flunky cons: we'd have to fight the cute cogs.

Sir Woody Widesmile said on September 11, 2020 at 9:15 AM
The Legal Eagle and Flunky were impossible for me to choose. Then I looked at the Flunky again and his speech (Am I reading this right?) and thought "he's spunky. he needs my vote."

Cheesepuff said on September 11, 2020 at 9:36 AM
I feel like Flunkies are too iconic to not vote for... so I voted for him.

Pop said on September 11, 2020 at 10:14 AM
I've taken out too many loans to not vote for Loan Shark.

Dinklebearg said on September 11, 2020 at 11:33 AM
Oh I hope Flunky wins! Just thinking about this vote makes my honey swirl! The other cogs are a bit too tricksy, but the Flunky has all the spunky!

Not Floyd said on September 11, 2020 at 12:53 PM
I'm so torn between the Mingler and the Flunky... the Mingler is my favorite Cog, but I kind of want to root for the underdog...

Dr. Phil said on September 11, 2020 at 1:13 PM
Don't be funky, vote for Flunky.

Cool dynamite jinglepounce said on September 11, 2020 at 1:19 PM
We all know the flunky needs the win he is our best cog friend he teaches us how to play the game #goflunky

Saph said on September 11, 2020 at 3:33 PM
I voted Legal Eagle, now I have regrets and want to put Flunky. Looks like Flunky is winning, though! :D

Von Pumpkinsocks said on September 11, 2020 at 4:24 PM
Keep it up you funky Flunky!

Princess Berrysparkle said on September 11, 2020 at 6:57 PM
It’s a hard choice, but the Flunky’s really made me sad. He has my vote, he reminds me of me whenever someone says I did something good. Besides, it’ll make the Mega-Invasion easier on the smaller toons. Good luck Flunky!

Queen Smarty Sparklebrains said on September 12, 2020 at 12:42 AM
Aww look at the Flunky, just trying his best <3

Lucky cuddles glitterSparkles said on September 12, 2020 at 1:39 AM
flunky forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Last Crocodile Alive said on September 12, 2020 at 5:42 AM
Was about to vote for Loan Shark because of that great jellybean - saving deal he made (Don't give me any questions OK?) Anyways, once i read the Flunky's speech, he got me hard. Vote Flunky!

Diji said on September 13, 2020 at 2:16 AM
Poor Flunky's don't get no respect. I vote for the Flunky just to show them that they count too.

Razzlecrunch said on September 13, 2020 at 5:25 AM
Flunkies for the win!!

Emily said on September 13, 2020 at 5:26 AM
I Voted for Flunky!! <3

Dear Deer said on September 13, 2020 at 6:25 AM
Fav cog ~ Eagles! they Soar!!!

Dear Deer said on September 13, 2020 at 6:26 AM
Legal Eagles ~ Soar!!!

Jazmine said on September 13, 2020 at 7:13 AM
Flunky is elite, always. Think of all the gags you've successfully trained because of them.

Iceberg said on September 13, 2020 at 7:56 AM
I mean, if it were most dangerous, it'd be Mingler all day every day, but I like the flunky. He's real spunky.

Princess Aurelia said on September 13, 2020 at 10:34 AM
The Flunky's response was actually really heart-warming! Stand tall and proud, spunkster!

Prof Rainbow said on September 13, 2020 at 10:58 AM
Can I vote for all 4? xD

Princess Dottie Honeyglow said on September 13, 2020 at 11:21 AM
I had to vote for the Flunky he's just baby

Doctor CJ Electronugget said on September 13, 2020 at 11:25 AM
Well, i guess i'll be spunky and vote for flunky. I defeated too many of those in my day, i kinda owe him at this point! Lol

Staccato said on September 13, 2020 at 11:28 AM
vote flunky!!!! a vote for him is a vote for cute cog supremacy :D

Fancy Honeytwist said on September 13, 2020 at 12:43 PM
Flunky Fever

Strawberry said on September 13, 2020 at 4:03 PM
I vote the Minglers and Loan Sharks.

cool frinkledorf said on September 13, 2020 at 4:41 PM
flunkies are iconic. i may be a flunky but I am quite spunky

Wess said on September 13, 2020 at 6:06 PM
I'm torn between Legal Eagles and Loan Sharks! I love them both so much; as much as I also adore Minglers and Flunkies I'll be voting for Loan Sharks bot every Cog here has something special~

Riddlequack said on September 13, 2020 at 9:31 PM
The Minglers face looks funny.

Mary puppins said on September 14, 2020 at 5:51 AM
Voted for flunky, he's so cute and hopeful, he deserves the job. Good luck!

Lady Catbeth said on September 14, 2020 at 11:52 AM
I like the Flunky but The Minglers have my whole heart.

Kit said on September 14, 2020 at 1:38 PM
I love the Flunky, they're a cog you've got to love <3

Mileena said on September 14, 2020 at 5:43 PM
FLUNKY FOREVER

Little Miss Muffin :) said on September 14, 2020 at 5:58 PM
awww flunkys got my vote. he's so excited and hopeful. be spunky; vote for flunky!

Little Fluffynugget said on September 14, 2020 at 6:05 PM
I've defeated too many flunkys.... i kinda had to vote for them. but litterally have you ever seen a level 5+ flunky?

Dr. Droopy Ears said on September 14, 2020 at 6:07 PM
Haha i totally agree Little Fluffynugget. The poor Flunky's also won my heart

anotherFUNKYmember said on September 15, 2020 at 1:35 AM
i voted for legal eagle, he managed to actually scare me XD but i feel sad for flunky though...

Mister Hazel said on September 15, 2020 at 3:18 AM
He outta' just be a Flunky but he is real spunky, this Suit might not be as strong as the other Cogs here but I outta' bet his glaw'sses will make just him outta' smart enough to rule em' all! Loan Shawk might be scary, Mingler might outta' have that well timed use of paradigm shift and Legal Eagle might be filled with justice but what these Suits do not have on them is those big goofy glaw'sses, that makes Flunkies quite intelligent might I say, eh? Vote Flunky or you're never gettin' that promotion!

Captain Orion said on September 15, 2020 at 8:43 AM
Flunky is baby

Banjo said on September 15, 2020 at 11:17 AM
If you chose anything other than Legal Eagle, you're just simply wrong.

Salty GoogleQuack said on September 15, 2020 at 11:25 AM
The flunky.. He's only level 1-5 let him get his promotion!

Salty GoogleQuack said on September 15, 2020 at 11:28 AM
Lets be honest here.. The Flunky is the first cog we battle, he teaches us how to use our gags an- VOTE FLUNKY HE DESERVES A PROMOTION!

Salty GoogleQuack said on September 15, 2020 at 11:36 AM
Paradigm shifts? Bites? Pecking order? Flunky (who is really spunky) Clip On Tie, yes i will have that tie and put it on thank you very much.

Kirby said on September 15, 2020 at 6:43 PM
FLUNKY boy he is too smart

Dr. Cookie Pillowloop said on September 16, 2020 at 7:53 AM
#Flunky4evah!

Makayla said on September 16, 2020 at 11:45 AM
yay flunky

Mint Green Monkay said on September 16, 2020 at 3:52 PM
I voted Flunky, how could I say no to a promotion for the first cog encountered in the game?

sir giggles smartytoon said on September 17, 2020 at 3:54 AM
#LOANSHARK FOR THE WIN (:

mickey_wiki said on September 17, 2020 at 1:28 PM
flunky spunky be a little flunky my vote is flunky

Madame Funky Zillersplat said on September 17, 2020 at 1:36 PM
I was gonna vote for the Flunky(his speech made me smile), but I was too late to vote. Oh well....
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