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Cold December Invasions

Posted by The Cold Callers on December 19, 2019 at 2:00 PM

On the fifth day of winter, Toontown gives to you:
A MEGAAAAAA COG INVASION!
(bum bum bum...)
Soulful singing Snowtoons,
Jolly winter jams,
Out-of-this-world ornaments,
And the start of a festive jamboree!

The Cold Callers are invading Toontown!

Ring ring, Toons. Cut the hold music. You've got an unexpected call coming into Toontown -- and it's from the Cold Callers. We're here to sell you our finest "holiday goods", straight from the factories of Cog Nation. For instance, our wide variety of winter themed business cards and snow globes are bound to make any acquaintance mildly enthused -- the perfect amount of excitement for a productive individual.

It seems clear as ice that our products are the next craze in Toontown. To help promote our products, we will be carrying out a Cold Caller Version 2.0 Mega Invasion. As our Mover & Shaker co-workers have taught us, the best marketing strategy is an aggressive one. From now until December 21st at 2:00 PM Toontown Time (PST), we will be taking to the streets to sell our wares. Don't back away from this good deal, or we'll have to freeze your assets.

Should we see success in this marketing strategy, we've been promised a grand promotion from corporate. Needless to say, do not send out the Resistance Rangers to the streets of Toontown. Their silly antics will stop you from getting this chillingly good deal, after all. Come now Toons, buy our product.


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Super Mouse (137) said on December 19, 2019 at 2:01 PM
No! I do not want your insurance offers!

Kasper said on December 19, 2019 at 2:01 PM
Oh boy! Here they come again!

Jared The Happy Dog said on December 19, 2019 at 2:02 PM
I have a toon that's on the Bossbot Suit Tasks! This will be very helpful. :D

Hype Train said on December 19, 2019 at 2:02 PM
The most powerful cog in the long existence of Toontown... A 2.0 Cold Caller.

Rosie Glitterpaws said on December 19, 2019 at 2:08 PM
Come on Toons, we won’t let unremarkable snow globes stop our winter fun!

Marigold Glitterpaws said on December 19, 2019 at 2:13 PM
You better stop packing those unremarkable attachés cogs, there will be no moving in over the holidays on our watch!

Princess Peaches Wittyswirl said on December 19, 2019 at 2:31 PM
OOOH I'm SO ready for the invasion! Just baked a whole fresh batch of fruit pies. Bring it on Sellbots!!

Sue said on December 19, 2019 at 2:34 PM
Sounds fun. I'm trying to get on it. Crashing a lot.

Sakura said on December 19, 2019 at 3:22 PM
Welp, guess it's time to stop this invasion.

Paranormal Parrot said on December 19, 2019 at 3:23 PM
"Sorry" mr. Cog guy, but I don't speek Cogese, AKA Moneyish. And, by the way, I WANT YOU COGS TO STOP INVADING OUR HAPPY, TOONY NEWS!!!! We don't want your..um.. totally jolly little snowglobes or business cards or whatever, because we can do our own in the Toony way, and if you Cogs are selling these products for the MONEY, then we're "sorry", because we work with jellybeans. Toons of the World, Unite!!!

Barney Wondersnout said on December 19, 2019 at 4:30 PM
This is great, but I already finished my Bossbot tasks! I will still help fight these cogs, though. Maybe i can persuade them to give me one of those snowglobes...

Mr. Toon said on December 19, 2019 at 4:35 PM
Foreshadowing.

Cupcake said on December 19, 2019 at 4:56 PM
Okay, so I have three things to say about this. First, I don't have any more money left over from Christmas shopping to buy your products Cold Callers, so HAHA jokes on you. Second, is this possibly hinting at the Field offices, etc.... talked about at Replay FX? Lastly... RESISTANCE RANGERS??? Awesome. Just awesome.

Shaun O'glouhbs said on December 19, 2019 at 5:05 PM
Ha-Ha! The Resistance saw this invasion comin' a MILE away! Everybody in Toontown is ready for anything the Cogs can throw at us now, Ha-Ha! I'm-... is that a snow globe? No, N-NO I'm... i'm alright! I'm certainly not gonna let those Cold Callers waltz up to MY front step and try to sell me their silly little cards and their... perfect... shiny glass- GHHH!! NO!! I will NOT be hypnotized by the... pretty... little pieces of snow... BAAAAHHH!! Knock em' down, Toons i'm quackin' up here!!

Quackup said on December 19, 2019 at 5:15 PM
Ok but I'd actually buy that snowglobe.

Freckles said on December 19, 2019 at 10:01 PM
You really think your deals will sell me on your products? Not likely. and Insurance offers? Your joking right? The only insurance I need is my arsenal of gags and sending you packing back to the factory for disassembly. You chose the wrong day to walk the streets cold callers, and you will be stopped!

Skylight Fawndeer said on December 20, 2019 at 11:42 AM
I'd love that! ( Gives popping candy chocolate coin still in it's wrapping ) Here's the money!!! ( Prepares glass of water ) TAKE THAT! ( Popping candy choc. coin pops, dealing the final blow to the cog ) BYEEE! NO COG TAKES OUR TOONINESS AWAY!! Telling us not to send out RANGERS? That is COLD. Toons of the world unite! :D

Goldy said on December 20, 2019 at 12:21 PM
I do not want your cold gift. I want a scarf but saving the holiday is good too. Toon unite!

Doctor Sally Twinkleswirl said on December 20, 2019 at 12:22 PM
No thank you, Mr. Caller. Those snow globes look ugly. I have more important things to spend my money on, like the doodle I just got! Toons of the world, unite and stop these Cold Callers!

Dianna said on December 20, 2019 at 1:02 PM
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry, toons! The 2.0 cold callers are simply weak cold callers that revive again once defeated once. A little over a year ago, I was a new toon. Now, I am a pro and I have an alt. This will be a gooood snowball fight! HA YAAH!!

Santa's Favorite Reindeer said on December 20, 2019 at 1:18 PM
Guess I'm shutting off the telephone in my house for a few days..

Spike the Dog said on December 20, 2019 at 8:22 PM
I don't want your card however how much for that Snow globe you got there?

Judge Dizzy Funnyquack said on December 21, 2019 at 12:54 PM
Cold Callers are so lame! Even 2.0 ones don't stand a chance against a 54 laff toon! (me)

Penelope said on December 23, 2019 at 6:02 AM
We will keep ToonTown Safe from those cogs TOONS RULE COGS DROOL

Cool Comet said on December 23, 2019 at 8:40 AM
we can't let this happen to Toontown! Snowglobes shouldn't be business themed. they should be happy and Toony, and filled with snow. snow globe fanatics of the world, UNITE!
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