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What is the C.F.O. Project?

Posted by Whispering Willow on April 30, 2019 at 2:00 PM

This is Whispering Willow from Talking In Your Sleep Voice Training. As of last night, some extremely intelligent Toons have officially helped The Toon Resistance decode that important memo from the Cogs! All day and night I have had Resistance Rangers running in and out of my door; there is a great sense of urgency to get ahead of the Cogs before it's too late...

Whispering Willow performs the Toon Resistance Salute in Talking In Your Sleep Voice Training.

I tried to get more details from Lord Lowden Clear before he rushed out the door, but he was in a rush, yelling something about putting an Operation into action. My shop is our designated emergency field operations base for Cashbot HQ, so it's quite clear why so many Resistance Rangers have been running through after reading the memo. To catch everyone up to speed, here is the Cog Memo some of our finest Toons in Toontown were able to decode:

INTERNAL MEMO

ATTN. COG PERSONNEL

It has recently come to the attention of upper management, collectively managed by The Chairman, that the value of Cog currency (herein referred to as “Cogbucks”) has significantly crashed in value since the beginning of this fiscal year. The Sellbots have conducted market research to determine that a competing currency has nearly tripled in value in that same time: A Toon currency known as “jellybeans.”

Our insider surveillance reports that the infamous scientist, Doctor Surlee, and two unknown colleagues have been working on a “Silly Meter” device; we presume to raise the market value of these “jellybeans” even further. The Toons are not ones to focus their efforts on economic growth, and yet their continued purchase of nonsensical products such as “gags” among other non-CPSC (Cog Product Safety Commission) approved wares has risen ever since this “Silly Meter” project began.

The currency exchange rate has dropped to a meager one jellybean to 4.398 Cogbucks. Such numbers are unacceptable, and drastic action must be taken. It’s time to launch a project of our own.

At the order of The Chairman, let it be known that development of the C.F.O. Project has been accelerated to allow for effective distribution of Cog products across the entirety of Toontown. A number of valuable and highly confidential assets for this project will be shipped via train to Cashbot HQ in the coming weeks. Cogs employed at Cashbot HQ’s Train Yard must be on high alert -- the project will never succeed if the Toon Resistance stands in the way.

The C.F.O. Project must be delivered ahead of schedule. No overtime compensation will be provided. Get back to work.

We could hardly read through all of this business mumbo-jumbo without yawning because of how boring it is. That is, until we saw the Chairman's orders about a top-secret "C.F.O. Project." We have no idea what this project entails, but Lord Lowden Clear pointed out that it must have something to do with that greedy Cashbot C.F.O.

If what this memo says is true, we can't sit back and wait. We must direct our efforts to launch a strike against Cashbot HQ, and shut this C.F.O. Project down before it even begins! It's time to show the Cogs a good laugh before they take ours away. 

If you want to help the Toon Resistance, just stop by my shop and ask "Would you like some help?" Keep your eyes and ears open for more updates!


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Super Mouse (127) said on April 30, 2019 at 2:04 PM
These Cashbots don't stand a chance!

sans said on April 30, 2019 at 2:04 PM
ok i diagnose this with epic

Impawsible Chihuahua said on April 30, 2019 at 2:06 PM
Super excited for whatever it is the resistance has in store!

Mr. Toon said on April 30, 2019 at 2:07 PM
It begins.... again.

Colorized said on April 30, 2019 at 2:20 PM
Crash Cash, here we come!

Sir Fireball said on April 30, 2019 at 2:22 PM
THIS IS SOOOO COOL! CRASHBOTS HOPEFULLY

Cap'n Soursprocket said on April 30, 2019 at 2:37 PM
This seems VERY suspicious...

Princess Hulagadget said on April 30, 2019 at 2:39 PM
This code was a lot of fun to decipher! Looking forward to Crash Cashbot, but I hope it's in July and not June!

Chica & Victoria said on April 30, 2019 at 2:51 PM
ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! It's been almost a year since ccb was announced, YES!!!!

Gogito said on April 30, 2019 at 2:52 PM
It's Crash Cashbot.

Dr. Mario said on April 30, 2019 at 3:34 PM
Game on Cashbots!

TheSmallCogBuster said on April 30, 2019 at 3:36 PM
Huh.... Haven't been here in ages but, this might be something I should return to see.... Have a good feeling about this, especially with field-offices on their way as well... What a hype in the end! Well done De-Coders! -T.S.C.B

Coach Bob Whistleberry said on April 30, 2019 at 5:26 PM
Crash Cashbot’s coming!

Professor Fleabag Doggenmelon said on April 30, 2019 at 7:30 PM
Time to research a little while at Cashbot HQ. Get some more memos out of them.

Anonymouse said on April 30, 2019 at 7:32 PM
I'm so excited!

Zilly Preciouszapper said on April 30, 2019 at 8:21 PM
Alright! Lets go crash some Cashbots! Toons of the world unite!

Sammy said on April 30, 2019 at 11:47 PM
Crash Cashbot, finally!

Kuro said on May 1, 2019 at 4:51 AM
Finally more new content!

Zooblenoodle said on May 1, 2019 at 6:44 AM
Time to crash on the cashbots like the cog economy!

Kuro said on May 1, 2019 at 7:23 AM
Finally more new content!

Ginger Sparklesticks said on May 1, 2019 at 9:24 AM
Time to show those Cashbots who's boss!!

Lucky Pancake Jingledorf said on May 1, 2019 at 9:38 AM
Operation Crash Cashbot confirmed?

Frogcat tillybelly said on May 1, 2019 at 11:43 AM
Yas... now it has came..... EVERYBODY WAS SO EXCITED ;DD

Cool Comet said on May 1, 2019 at 11:47 AM
Looks like I was wrong. Crash Cashbot is coming, and coming very soon...

Ducky Momo said on May 1, 2019 at 12:21 PM
OMG! I can't wait for an event like Storm Sellbot HQ!!!!

Lucky said on May 1, 2019 at 1:40 PM
well, I guess the cogs need some more wedding cakes in their faces

Zachary said on May 1, 2019 at 4:22 PM
Lets Crash these Cashbots!

Weird Fritz said on May 1, 2019 at 4:36 PM
Me: reads this EXCITEMENT: 100

Garrett said on May 1, 2019 at 7:09 PM
Oh boy it's almost time to crash their plans!

Midnight said on May 1, 2019 at 7:16 PM
Perhaps we should think of a new name for these Cashbots. Let's see... Crashbots?!

The Nutty Toon said on May 1, 2019 at 10:11 PM
It's time to coming crashing down on cashbot HQ, and show those cogs whos boss!

Firestar said on May 2, 2019 at 1:14 AM
OMG, Ravenpaw's going to be exited about this!

Prince Peppermint said on May 2, 2019 at 7:02 AM
The cogs can't be allowed to get away with this. Also, is that toon in the background wearing what I think he is...?

Daring Albert Bumbleloop said on May 2, 2019 at 10:30 AM
I'm Excited for Crashing Cashbot as well and the new Cog Crusher outfit will be amazing.

Deputy Jay Crumblecorn (131) said on May 2, 2019 at 12:54 PM
OOOO!!! Those Cashbot's won't stand a chance for us toons! Can't to fight the CFO Soon! Operation Crash Cashbot is coming soon!

Target said on May 2, 2019 at 1:04 PM
Crash Cashbot news! Woot! Woot!

Qwerty said on May 2, 2019 at 1:05 PM
Just got my suit last night, let's get this party started!

Lucky Duckie said on May 2, 2019 at 1:06 PM
Time to max those cash suits if you haven't yet. C.F.O is going down!!!

Tideheart said on May 2, 2019 at 1:24 PM
Let the Operation commence!

Charizard (109) said on May 2, 2019 at 1:46 PM
Woo whee! I'll be able to mentor those 15 or 20 laffers, because I'm a Robber Baron right now! (Lvl 18)

Mister Biscuit Supperhoffer said on May 2, 2019 at 2:19 PM
When will you guys open toon town back up, and, im really excited for this new update! I watched the video, and I really like what your doing with ttr.

Three Mews said on May 2, 2019 at 4:03 PM
Yayy

Mac said on May 3, 2019 at 4:36 PM
I love this idea. You guys are so smart and fun
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