Toon Resistance Report: Cassie Peppercakes
Posted by Cassie Peppercakes on May 12, 2019 at 2:00 PM
G’day mates! Not used to the new lineup of Rangers? Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Unless ya mess with my team, that is. Yah can call me Cassie Peppercakes, the new Toon Resistance gag expert. One skilled croc can’t take down the C.F.O. all alone. Do the Resistance a favor and hop on over to Cashbot HQ! I’d like to see how much silliness ya can pack in yer gags.
I used to be a delivery gal for Gopher’s Gags on Elm Street. When I was growing up, Gopher taught me the magical art of gag engineerin’. Crikey! I remember my first gag project bein’ a Bubblegum puddle, a sweeter version of the Quicksand gag. Ahh...good times. As I got older, Gopher taught me his signature gag recipe, the Spicy Lava Cake. A bundt cake hotter than the outback ‘erself! Now, I use that very same recipe for my Chili Pepper Pies! The Cogs won’t know what’s comin’.
Pfft. Gettin’ into the Resistance was a piece of cake! Excuse the pun. Gopher and I were havin’ a spice-off to see who could withstand our blazin’ hot Cupcakes O’ Doom. Every Toon ran out of the shop, sweatin’ out their shirts! All but one - Lord Lowden Clear. The lad wanted me to join the Resistance ‘cause of my extensive knowledge of gag modification. Hehe. All that mischief finally paid off in the end, aye?
Ya think ya got what it takes to throw one of my signature spicy pies? Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya!
Oh, and one last thing. My team and I are cooking up some new ToonTasks for you to chew into. They'll be hot and fresh, so be sure to come and visit us later this week!
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You have the wrong C.F.O.
pretty sure I found one of those "cupcakes of death" on the streets of the brrgh not sure how it got there but anything in its radius was melted! now that's spicy
It just keeps getting better
Does this mean spicy cream pies? im getting hungry..
I can’t wait for the new toontasks!
Finally New Toontasks Coming! :D
Cant wait for the new tasks
New Toontasks are always neat! Loving some of the rewards they give! Also, gag modifications should be a thing! Maybe instead of increasing damage, modified gags can have different effects on Cogs depending on the modification? Like spicy pies could make the Cogs have lower accuracy for a certain amount of turns, since their eyes would be all watery from all the spiciness! Something like that. That'd be cool to see!
Wowie! I'm always excited for new stuff! Can't wait!
Awesome, can't wait to see new tasks! :D
Hmmm. new ToonTasks, you say? "Ya think ya got what it takes to throw one of my signature spicy pies? Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya!" this sounds like a hint at a new game mechanic. new throw gag? I sure hope so!
The first Crocodile NPC.
What if the spicy pies burnt the cogs face and they couldn't see so they often missed?
Nice! I guess that means more toontasks for us to tackle! Oh yeah, and I found some pie residue near the entrance to the Center Silo. This could mean two things: One, Cassie is at it again with her signature spicy cream pies, or maybe two... this is a clue to finding the Donkeys.
JALAPENO POPPERS! POPPER PIE!! CHEESE,BACON!!!
"Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya!" "home"? Could it be a pie furniture? Like a pie bean bag chair?
Oh woah! That seems COOL!
This is cool!
Oh, more new TOONTASKS? I will save ToonTown!
Maybe there will be jalapeno juice hoses!
Imagine if we were actually able to modify our gags like Cassie was talking about? I would love to see spicy pies ingame.