Have the Resistance Rangers been distributed? Do we have pies on standby? Has Toontown been notified?

Oh, hang on. That was my job!

Howdy-do, Toontown? It's your Sellbot Task Force leader speaking. The blog sure hasn't seen me in a hot minute, but I'm making my return for International Women's Day! Ah, you're wondering why the date has changed from last year. Well, today is a day for women that is recognized all over the Tooniverse!

Anywho, if you've stepped outside today, you'll have noticed that our precious town is up to its neck in some of Cogs, Inc.'s most influential members. We've sighted Name Droppers, Micromanagers, Number Crunchers, and The Mingler, of course. We did a little snooping earlier this week – you're a real one, Ai Spai – and discovered the Cogs are celebrating International Women's Day in the style they know best: bringing misery to Toontown. However! We Toons are tougher than a pie from Ma Putrid's, and no Cog stands a chance against one tenacious Toon and a trusty stick of TNT.

A.S. also informed us that this Mega-Invasion is only lasting 24 hours, so hit the streets while you can! Let's paint the town gray with their gear grease. Too much? Too much. You know I'm passionate.

And I know I'm not typically one to get mushy, but Cogs aside, allow me to use my voice here to emphasise how important every Toon in Toontown is. As a woman (and a strong one at that!) today is a great day to crush Cogs and show everyone what I'm made of. And you should all do the same!

Thanks for tuning in, folks! Have a Toontastic International Women's– huh. There's one more thing on my list… Supervise Bonnie. Who's been keeping an eye on her now?!

CRASH!