‘When the clock strikes midnight,’ I loudly proclaimed,
‘Your Town will fall to a fate foul and cleverly-named!’
The night the lime green dog stole my shoes...
And now the time comes once more for frights and ghouls!

Dashes of gray in the skies and cobwebs in the trees,
My Spooktown Curse goes as far as the naked eye sees.
Where my minions and monsters are sure to cause a fright,
May you never escape my spell of permanent night!

In Toontown Central, among the horrors I bring,
Find me lurking about, I promise I don’t sting.
But be warned, for you must do my horrible bidding,
So when Trick-Or-Treat finishes, a Pumpkin Head you’ll be getting!

Aesthetics matter to all of you, it’s practically routine,
So beware the paint jobs in Spooky Purple and Spooky Green!
Hair-raising I’m sure, the Cattlelog is where you’ll find that,
Not to mention Baron von Booregard and their spell of Black Cats!

Now I gaze upon my cauldron and I see sights of terror,
Vampires of the business variety whose reflections hide from mirrors.
For three suns and three moons, a trifle sure to bore,
Bloodsuckers in Mega-Invasion formation will kick down the door!

Now go, my lovely bumps in the night, and create many thrills,
Or let the Toons join my pumpkin-head crew of their own free wills.
All this will overrun the town until my curse’s depletion,
So be sure to make lots of memories this spooky season!