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The Cursed Spooktown Chase

Posted by Sir Max & Jack O’ Kazam on October 25, 2021 at 4:00 PM

Hey Toons, Sir Max here. And this is bad, real bad!

Look, I’m gonna cut right to the chase. I pushed my luck with Jack O’ Kazam again, and he’s mad! How was I supposed to know he wouldn’t like a pumpkin pie as an apology dessert? Oh, wait, I get it now-

Image: Jack O' Kazam chases Sir Max throughout Toontown!

You cannot hide from me forever, Max!
The town is reborn in the image of Jack!
If you stay your course and don’t give in,
I shall cook in my cauldron... bags of chagrin!

ACK! He’s here! W-wait, bags of chagrin? That’s a bit of a stretch, Jack. I guess speaking in rhyme is harder than it looks. For the folks at home, he’s talking about Spellbound Bags, which let you-

Silence, you fool! You make me appalled!
I’ll send out my minions, pumpkins and all!
You’ll never escape, your fateI shall seal.
Jack O’ Kazam is the one at the wheel!

Huff… Puff…

I lost him… for now. It’s easy to run when the one chasing you is monologuing. You’d think a guy like Jack wouldn’t hold a grudge for this long, but clearly I did it this time. Look, uh, the Spooktown Curse is back in town. You’re welcome. Really, I did that wizard a favor -- even though he takes credit for it, I’m actually the reason his spooky stylings are in the Cattlelog. Except the whole Spooky Purple business -- that wasn’t me.

Do you think you could humor him with his Spooktown ToonTasks to keep him off my back? I got him off my trail in Toontown Central, so he’ll probably still be hanging around there. We’ve just got to keep him distracted until November 1st, because he usually retreats around then.

You can run, but you can’t hide!
I see all, and I know where you reside.
My power rings true, and it comes for you!

Welp, sounds like I’m done for. Maybe it’s time to take that vacation to Altoona I’ve been putting off for a while. Happy trails, and Happy Halloween, Toontown!


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Buttercream said on October 25, 2021 at 4:01 PM
Jack do be lookin' scary!

Sweetness said on October 25, 2021 at 5:38 PM
Ahh! So excited for Toontown Halloween!! Boo!

Barget Wondersnout said on October 25, 2021 at 7:02 PM
Looks like Toontown's turned spooky again! Happy HAlloween everybody

Jake Cheesey Marble said on October 25, 2021 at 8:23 PM
Jack O' Kazam should take down some of those Spooky Scary Skelecogs that try to be scarier than him.

Mitsuko said on October 26, 2021 at 3:16 AM
That little pumpkin though! :o

Curly said on October 26, 2021 at 3:45 AM
Happy Halloween!

Ginger Sparklesticks said on October 26, 2021 at 10:09 AM
Happy Halloween Toons!

Lea said on October 26, 2021 at 10:32 AM
Oooo super excited!

Dasher said on October 26, 2021 at 10:56 AM
Don't worry Max, I got your back! Hey, did I hear something about bloodsucking mechanical menaces on agenda, by the way?

super dynamite lemontail said on October 26, 2021 at 11:01 AM
Halloween time bois

General Pawtton said on October 26, 2021 at 1:27 PM
Happy Halloween season y'all! Already got me a pumpkin head and a spooky surprise unite!

Candyapple1 said on October 26, 2021 at 7:45 PM
Happy hallowtoontasic

Princess Melody Glitterbubble said on October 27, 2021 at 11:40 AM
Just hoping this Halloween in ToonTown won't be so scary, but more likely Spooktacular this time of year!

Shadow Magic said on October 27, 2021 at 9:19 PM
Sir Max never learns does he? On the other hand, this allows Halloween shenanigans from Jack o'Kazzam to continue year after year. And encouraging black cats to roam the streets, so I should be thanking him. Thanks Jack! And Happy Halloween!

Rollie said on October 28, 2021 at 10:38 PM
Better watch out for Jack O Kazam! I wouldn't want my head to turn into a pumpkin...

Sir laffalot said on October 29, 2021 at 10:50 AM
There’s a lot of trouble with the spooky bags. We had a large group looking and couldn’t find any, and we also have heard rumors of others with the same issue saying they’re broken.

MidKnight Mouse said on October 30, 2021 at 9:42 PM
I want a pumpkin head!! How I get plx?
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