The Cursed Spooktown Chase
Posted by Sir Max & Jack O’ Kazam on October 25, 2021 at 4:00 PM
Hey Toons, Sir Max here. And this is bad, real bad!
Look, I’m gonna cut right to the chase. I pushed my luck with Jack O’ Kazam again, and he’s mad! How was I supposed to know he wouldn’t like a pumpkin pie as an apology dessert? Oh, wait, I get it now-
You cannot hide from me forever, Max!
The town is reborn in the image of Jack!
If you stay your course and don’t give in,
I shall cook in my cauldron... bags of chagrin!
ACK! He’s here! W-wait, bags of chagrin? That’s a bit of a stretch, Jack. I guess speaking in rhyme is harder than it looks. For the folks at home, he’s talking about Spellbound Bags, which let you-
Silence, you fool! You make me appalled!
I’ll send out my minions, pumpkins and all!
You’ll never escape, your fateI shall seal.
Jack O’ Kazam is the one at the wheel!
I lost him… for now. It’s easy to run when the one chasing you is monologuing. You’d think a guy like Jack wouldn’t hold a grudge for this long, but clearly I did it this time. Look, uh, the Spooktown Curse is back in town. You’re welcome. Really, I did that wizard a favor -- even though he takes credit for it, I’m actually the reason his spooky stylings are in the Cattlelog. Except the whole Spooky Purple business -- that wasn’t me.
Do you think you could humor him with his Spooktown ToonTasks to keep him off my back? I got him off my trail in Toontown Central, so he’ll probably still be hanging around there. We’ve just got to keep him distracted until November 1st, because he usually retreats around then.
You can run, but you can’t hide!
I see all, and I know where you reside.
My power rings true, and it comes for you!
Welp, sounds like I’m done for. Maybe it’s time to take that vacation to Altoona I’ve been putting off for a while. Happy trails, and Happy Halloween, Toontown!