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Making Up for Lost Time

Posted by The Fissiontons on March 13, 2019 at 6:30 AM

There isn't much time left.
Till the Silly Meter reaches its peak, that is.
We are rapidly approaching a new era in Toontown's history!
Once they find our Final Pieces, the Final Plan will be complete.

If you have been living underneath Toontown Central's fountain, seven feet and six inches beneath the earth, searching for evidence of a butterfly infestation (we know you're out there) -- then you probably don't know that the Silly Meter is on the brink of reaching the top! As we near this event, Doctor Fissionton and I figured that we should make up for lost time and tell you what we've learned throughout our adventures.

Doctor Fissionton and Doctor Fissionton look down at Doctor Surlee's pocket watch.

What do you think they need to know most?
What only we can tell them.
I suppose we ought to start with what's most important, then.
The greatest wisdom of our journeys?
Hmm, if only there was enough time to tell them that recipe for a perfect pie.

First thing's first: Things are not always what they appear to be. Just look at us! If you look at us one way, we are a blue dog. If you look at us another way, we are a red cat. What you see depends on your perspective.

If you assume you are seeing things clearly, you won't look for additional perspectives, and will find it more difficult to solve problems. Sometimes, the solution to a problem is removing the very thing that you thought was integral, the supporting infrastructure under-girding everything you thought you knew about the situation. 

Here's the most important thing that all of Toontown needs to know, however: Work together. Never underestimate the power of collaboration. Moreso than a good joke, the cure for sadness is each other.

Which will fill up your Laff Meter faster: Waiting in the Playground to cheer yourself up, or having a friend make you laugh with a great Toon-Up gag? It took us being split in two and hurled throughout time and space to understand the importance of depending on others... Don't make the same mistakes that Doctor Surlee has by taking on life alone.

I imagine they're confused with us at this point.
Granted, we've always had a flair for confusion.
Soon, they'll know what this has all been for.

You know, Fissionton, I just realized something.
What's that?
I believe we've finally realized who we are.
Perhaps, instead, who we are meant to be.
I hope that they'll forgive us.
I'm positive they will. Now, we better go get ready.

Good luck, Toontown! Go on and send the Silly Meter through the roof and beyond. Unfortunately, we have something else to attend to now. We'll be cheering you on through each and every Silly Particle throughout all of time.


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Midi said on March 13, 2019 at 6:31 AM
Woah! I can't wait to see what'll happen!

zirko said on March 13, 2019 at 6:38 AM
FISSIONTONS NO ;-;

Tooninator said on March 13, 2019 at 6:43 AM
Hope it doesn't be what do i think about. Please let the Fissiontons stay

coolio mouse said on March 13, 2019 at 8:07 AM
see ya for now fissiontons stay toony.

Kaylee said on March 13, 2019 at 8:17 AM
Always be true to who you are fellow toons <3 who you are meant to be will blossom in time.

WACKEY101 said on March 13, 2019 at 8:34 AM
Ima gonna miss you fissionton and fissionton! good luck!

Doctor Curly Crinklecorn said on March 13, 2019 at 8:47 AM
It was a pleasure working with you fissiontons. Without you none of this would have been possible. Goshspeed dear friends.

May said on March 13, 2019 at 8:49 AM
I love seeing these little posts! I've always found the Toontown Rewritten storyline fascinating, so I'm sad to see it "wrap up!"

Reddy Player One said on March 13, 2019 at 9:20 AM
Movers and Shakers...streets...quality offices....conspiracy...

Freezeflame said on March 13, 2019 at 10:11 AM
Seven feet and six inches??? Couldn't that be some sort of a clue?

Professor Control said on March 13, 2019 at 10:23 AM
Maybe you won't leave, but maybe afford an estate here in Toontown!

Crazy Goofenpop said on March 13, 2019 at 12:45 PM
Hopefully, we'll say thank you when we do reach the peak! Good luck on your business ventures, Fissiontons!

Zackattack said on March 13, 2019 at 1:38 PM
Something tells me a significant event is going to unfold...

Fun Crocodile (45 laff) said on March 13, 2019 at 2:52 PM
YAS!!!! LETS DO THIS TOONS!

Doggster said on March 13, 2019 at 2:53 PM
I'm excited!

SuperTooth said on March 13, 2019 at 3:14 PM
as a famous red guy said.. "I wonder what will happen"

Fite said on March 13, 2019 at 3:31 PM
The Fissiontons are the greatest thing to happen to TTR

Jerry said on March 13, 2019 at 3:33 PM
beautiful

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on March 13, 2019 at 3:33 PM
Goodbye, Fissiontons, and thank you for all your work with the Silly Meter. We will press onward with The Final Plan!

epicly epic :ok_hand: said on March 13, 2019 at 3:34 PM
this sounds epic

Sassy Glitterpaws said on March 13, 2019 at 3:35 PM
oh boy we just got kicked out for an update! I cannot wait to see what they have in store for us!

Sir Jellyroll said on March 13, 2019 at 3:41 PM
Dang, it sucks seeing The Fissiontons leave. Hopefully they will be back soon! The Toontown Rewritten Story Line is definitely getting bigger and better. For Now, let's fill that Silly Meter to the roof!

LOL_LOVE101 said on March 13, 2019 at 3:53 PM
Hope it doesn't be what do i think about. Please let the Fissiontons stay

Toonfan101 said on March 13, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Ima gonna miss you fissionton and fissionton! ! Good luck on your business ventures, Fissiontons! It was a pleasure working with you fissiontons. Without you none of this would have been possible.Prayers for u!

Popcorn said on March 13, 2019 at 5:23 PM
I'm going to start crying when the Fissiontons leave. I love those scientists. Please stay and don't go! It would be really different without you. ;-;

Captain Cheezyquack said on March 13, 2019 at 6:15 PM
Surlee where hast thee gone off to with the fissiontons

Silly Biscuit said on March 13, 2019 at 7:46 PM
I can't wait to see whats going to happen.

said on March 13, 2019 at 7:46 PM
cool but can you put the animations up a little louder? I still can't hear them

Dizzy said on March 14, 2019 at 5:02 AM
I can't wait what will happen and please don't end toontown because it was the first game I played when I was a child and so I can remember my childhood
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