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Stay Sharp on the Ides of March

Posted by Back Stabber on March 15, 2019 at 2:00 PM

Hello there, Toons. You might find it odd to see us out and about today, but it is the Ides of March, after all. It seems that the Double Talkers of last week did not get the point across quite as well as we'd anticipated. Feh, you even allowed for that piercing Silly Meter to reach its maxing point! Don't you know that the Silly Levels are spiking to the highest levels seen?

The Backstabbers invade on the Ides of March

To that, I warn you of Loony Labs' true intentions: to backstab all of you while you aren't looking. I could never think of doing such a horrible thing. But look at those downright batty Scientists. We cannot stand for such sharp tactics. To further assist in taking down these "friends" at Loony Labs, us Backstabbers are paying Toontown a visit with yet another Mega-Invasion.

Come now, why wouldn't you trust us? We're just here to ensure that Toontown remains as sharp as a tack. We'd never pull the wool over your eyes, honest. Don't make the same mistake you made with those Double Talkers, simply let us do our work and Toontown will be back to the way it once was.


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Jumblesqueak said on March 15, 2019 at 2:13 PM
Not once shall we let you win! Over our sad laff meters!

Garrett said on March 15, 2019 at 2:35 PM
Your excuse is not sharp enough to fool us toons!

Colonel Kippy said on March 15, 2019 at 2:41 PM
Go backstabbers

Sammy said on March 15, 2019 at 2:50 PM
Ok that's cool now give us big wigs and legal eagles or ill train my tnt on you.

Sir Pancake said on March 15, 2019 at 3:04 PM
I'm noticing a rivalry between the backstabbers and double talkers here.

Doctor Curly Crinklecorn said on March 15, 2019 at 3:04 PM
(CHOKES ON FOOD) What the? How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?

Sans said on March 15, 2019 at 3:07 PM
Nice try, Backstabbers. You better watch yourselves if you don't wanna get stabbed back. Us toons are going to keep our meter silly!

Barney Wondersnout said on March 15, 2019 at 3:20 PM
Hmm... this may sound ridiculous, but what if the cogs are actually right? They have been telling us that they were warning us since the great silly particle hunt... and what about Surlee's past? Hmmmmm.... NAH!!!!!!!!!

Mister Fluffy Dynoteeth said on March 15, 2019 at 3:29 PM
Oh come on now! The Loony Labs scientists are our friends and allies! Dr. Fissionton especially. You really expect us to believe your lies? They'd never betray us... isn't that right, guys?

Pippy Tinkertail said on March 15, 2019 at 4:10 PM
Nice try to scare us Backstabbers but we Toons will keep that Silly Meter up! Bring it on!

Bucky said on March 15, 2019 at 4:27 PM
You will never get our town! TOONS AT ARMS!!

Zelda said on March 15, 2019 at 5:03 PM
Your head is sharp, but my gags are sharper!

White Castle Is Good said on March 15, 2019 at 5:09 PM
Hmmm...I find it quite interesting how these cogs share the same exact kind of stories with the motive of getting all toons to truly believe that the silly meter is endangering all cogs and toons. The silly meter is still new around here and we wouldn't know about the negative side effects. Whether it's good or bad, we shouldn't let our guards down. Until then, us toons are going to continue on rising the silly meter while we all stay toony.

Scientist Alpha said on March 15, 2019 at 5:20 PM
Another group of shady suits tries to discredit our impeccable professors. And after we just lost the Fissiontons as well. I know you had to take a stab at it, but you'll find little but piercing glares at your tack-y accusations. Perhaps we should fire up another simulation and send you back to where you belong- the scrapyard!

Wacko Jinxgrooven said on March 15, 2019 at 5:39 PM
I feel like we could find a way to become friends with the cogs. There has to be a way to get into the Executive offices and fix their wires. I believe not all cogs can be bad and that they can change. We just have a bit of a dark side to us! Keep smiling toons! :) :(

Mr. Toon said on March 15, 2019 at 6:07 PM
The Back Stabber is a Spy!

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on March 15, 2019 at 7:19 PM
Like we'd take advice from someone called a "Backstabber"! Seems like we have a new target to hunt. Better watch YOUR backs, Backstabbers.

May said on March 15, 2019 at 7:32 PM
I just realized the clever historical reference in the Ides of March! BACKSTABBERS? So ingenious!

Super Croc Light Zap said on March 15, 2019 at 8:05 PM
Do it!

Midnight Sparkle Sprinkles said on March 15, 2019 at 10:29 PM
Uh Oh. Trouble is brewing.

The Powerful Donkey said on March 16, 2019 at 6:18 AM
Ha ha, nice try, but like I said before, you truly don't understand where the magic of this game lies. One day, you'll understand why we're preventing you from "making Toontown the way it once was." Now, Toons of the World... GO GET 'IM!

Dianna said on March 16, 2019 at 6:32 AM
***Drinks water and chokes on it. Then aims it on backstabber*** Come on!!!!! Backstabers! You know what? I need to defeat some lawbots and so do my friends! Come on stabbers! BRING IT ON!!!!!! Oh and if your a low laffed toon, don't worry! Get a bigger laffed toon and FIGHT THOSE COGS! Cya! Good luck!

Weird Lemonbrains said on March 16, 2019 at 8:02 AM
OK, meet me over at Funny Farm so we can discuss this. And how about a nice birthday cake with a drink of seltzer bottles? (whispering to other toons) Meet me at Funny Farm so we can take on the Backstabbers.

qeencandyfizzleffud said on March 16, 2019 at 8:34 AM
we toons WILL NEVER give up!!! toons of the world unite!!!

Incogneato said on March 16, 2019 at 9:10 AM
And they're going to fail, yet again. You Lawbots should leave this up to the Cashbots. You underestimate these Toons far too much.

super dynamite lemon tail said on March 16, 2019 at 9:31 AM
you backstabbers can't win against us toons!

lucky said on March 16, 2019 at 9:53 AM
no matter what us toons will fight back!

Freezeflame said on March 16, 2019 at 9:54 AM
MEGA INVASION!!!

lucky said on March 16, 2019 at 9:54 AM
were never going to lose!

Ginger Sparklesticks said on March 16, 2019 at 10:54 AM
Bing it on backstabbers!

Pokect said on March 16, 2019 at 1:34 PM
Heres what i here guys: blablabla come and destroy us. do you guys agree?

Popcorn said on March 16, 2019 at 4:35 PM
Hey! You ruin our fun. Prepare to be taken down!

Tunefuldog said on March 16, 2019 at 10:13 PM
This is the legendary Backstabbers Vs. Double Talkers beef that we've all been waiting for lol :) TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Freezeflame said on March 16, 2019 at 11:40 PM
Admiittedly , nice puns. ( I guess. )

StickMasterLucky said on March 17, 2019 at 9:17 AM
Yay silly meter plz don't go i love u

Angie said on March 17, 2019 at 12:03 PM
you can't fool us, cogs!

genneth flavian said on March 17, 2019 at 12:28 PM
thanks ttr team!

Angel said on March 17, 2019 at 1:18 PM
i'm so happy why they came to fight because when i get stronger gags i will fight

Toon mouse said on March 17, 2019 at 1:35 PM
us toons are going to save toontown

Marche Radiuju said on March 17, 2019 at 7:38 PM
Bring it on cogs, I'll be glad to "cut" you down to size!

S. Nowflake said on March 18, 2019 at 1:45 AM
Oh I get it. Because in the tragic story of Julius Caesar, the man himself was quite literally "backstabbed" by his council on the Ides of March. Very clever. I caught that. Nice and clever post @ TTR team!

Peanut Bumbersnoop said on March 19, 2019 at 2:57 AM
oh no no a mega invasion
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