No Business Like Show Business
Posted by Mr. Hollywood on June 8, 2018 at 4:30 PM
The name's Mr. Hollywood to you, Toons. Thanks to all of your recent Razzle Dazzle and silly "Birthday celebration," you appear to have missed all of the marketing for my big premiere. It's a detective noir film, and I suppose you could say, I'm the boss. The pieces of the puzzle are finally falling into place, and I won’t let anyone meddle with my plans. Lights, camera, Mega-Invasion.
It's tough being the star of an invasion -- there's really no business quite like it! I wonder if I’ll even draw the attention of some executives over at Cog Nation? In order to do that, I’d need to put on quite the show...
You cannot begin to quantify the amount of red tape I have gone through to have this operation authorized. I get the impression that you Toons, along with this "Private Investigator" of yours, will attempt to sabotage and thwart my time in the spotlight. I warn you in advance that if you do anything of the sort, words will be had with the Legal Eagles. I assure you that no one plays me for a sucker and gets away with it.
With that out of the way, I guess it’s time that my goons and I start our takeover. Just in time for my big debut! There are to be absolutely no more shenanigans from you, Toons, else I will ‘cut you from the credits.’
Let's start rolling.
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Oh No! Better Get Some Gags And Start Training!
If they indeed get the executives from Cog Nation, and they reveal themselves. let it be known we are ready to retaliate!
Oh wow! This reminds me of something... Hmmm... Oh yeah! We beat y'all last year and we'll beat you again!
Oh my goodness! I came online and started getting buzzes on my phone saying invasions of Holly's all over Toontown Rewritten! This is insane! I hope we can destroy them before they give word to the legal eagles! (however it'd be nice to have a legal eagle mega invasion lol)
We'll stop you nasty cogs from invading! Btw second :O
Watch out!
We're gonna "knock em' dead" as they say in show business.
C-C-COG NATION!?!?
wow lets go and bust those cogs! Lights, camera, gags!
What a showboat-- guess'll we'll just have to cut this premier short before these divas ruin the festivities!
We'll beat them all! All of em' I tell ya!
well Mr hollywoods you did good now let the mega invasion begin
Woo!
Stay safe on the streets!
Can't wait for that mega invasion!!
lol cool i am exited
ITS ON. LET THE FIGHT BEGIN.
You won't be able to defeat us, Mr. Hollywood! When we're done with you, your plans will be corrupted as the real Hollywood!
Bring it.
Oh geez... So much is happening at once! ... This still doesn't explain why surlee doesn't like mailboxes though
Interesting. Definitely interesting. Executives from Cog Nation are double trouble, but some gag training and enough Tooniness to malfunction the Silly Meter never hurt a soul! C'mon, Toontown! Let's rise up and bring back the punch(line) from those colorless Cogs! Are You Toon Enough?
Well. If the film's rolling, let's flip the script.
Words being had with Legal Eagles? Lawbot Field Offices?
Oh boy! Something tells me the Executive Offices will be open soon.
Wow, toons! Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.
BRING IT ON!
Oh no, now we only have one server without an invasion (yes, there is another one but that one has a normal invasion in it not a mega invasion)..
I called it! I knew there'd be a Mr. Hollywood Mega-Invasion!
get ready toons! this is gonna be a big one!
This is bad. Toons, let's unite to defend Toontown from the Mr. Hollywoods!
Better get all my gags and get my buddies and defeat all of those Mr. Hollywoods!!!
Cmon lads! lets push them to the back page of Rotten Tomatoes!
The whole Samantha Spade strips remind me of "Whodunit?" from The Backyardigans, one of the first shows I ever watched, during its third season I started playing TTO. One day in 2008-2009, I would watch an episode of the former and then afterwards play the latter.
Why is everything black and white?
SEND IN THE RESISTANCE RANGERS!!!!
Oh man, Cog nation and executives, it sounds as if the cogs are planning something serious...
oh great you know what this means cognation is back
Bring it On !
Cool, good job TTR team
Come on, guys! Let's defeat the Mr. Hollywoods and show them who's boss!
You are going down! No matter what!
oh great cognation is back now i have to work
This is going to be a big invasion! But we will stop you and it'll be your grand finale!
Yeah these cogs lvl 8 haha I think I'll pass them up this go around but mark my words, I'll be back
I'd like to see Storm Sellbot come back for all those who didn't get to get to do it back then when it first ran and maybe even let those of us who didn't get the rental suit task done be able to get it. By any chance will toonfest in Chip and Dale's have the toonfest clothes and shoes (which were codes) be avalible to buy for those who have made toons since those codes were introduced? Can't wait, thanks TTR.
At least some toons who need mr hollywoods got lucky. :P *pulls out my gag bag* WHOS WITH ME TO SEND THEM BACK TO COG TOWN!
I'm making my own movie too cogs! It's called Cogbusters! "Who you gonna call? Cogbusters!"
Oh deer! Well, better tell these Hollywoods "See ya later, alligator!", cause they're in the doghouse now! They better duck, cause this cat's out of the bag! Whoa... hold your horses! Don't bear a frown! At least WE don't live in a pig-sty, with oil and gears all over the place! So no more monkeying around, get your lucky rabbit's foot, and in the name of Mickey Mouse, we'll drive these bots back to Cog Nation! (All puns intended.)
*narrows eyes* Challenge accepted, Hollywood. Roll up your sleeves,Toons! TO BATTLE!
NOOO it was on my birthday so i couldnt particapate
Executives... Cog Nation... Executive Tower? I hope we find out more about this!!!