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Daily Alpha Update: A Way too Wacky Week
Posted by Shockley on April 9, 2014 at 2:00 PM
Hello, you preposterous people. I've come bearing great news!
No, it isn't the battle system. I'll tell you what it is, though: The week of shenanigans is finally over. Sir Max has been caught -- well, more so seen -- and we've returned those disastrous devices back to Loony Labs.
Now, don't get me wrong. I personally enjoy some super silliness, and the occasional outrage. I've been smashed with one too many pianos, though. The other troops and I have been setting out throughout the week looking for Sir Max to put an end to his haughty hilarity, but lucky for us: he turned himself in!
We had just given up the search, and head over to Loony Labs to let them know. Suddenly, one of the scientists burst out and started talking about a huge discovery: Due to the hilarity, there have been reports of hydrants and other street objects animating! Sir Max was an absolute hero among them for his discovery, and the scientist proclaimed that a national holiday be made to remember thechaos silliness that we experienced this week: April Toons Week.
...Or at least, that's what Sir Max thinks.
Upon hearing the news, a tiny green guy popped out right in front of us to claim his glory. Those scientists are no lab monkeys -- due to Sir Max's huge ego, they knew he couldn't resist coming out and turning himself in by accident to claim his fame. The tools were returned to the labs, toons were stretched back into shape, and all piano strings have been tightened to ensure that they won't fall anymore.
Now, all we can do is hope that this "April Toons Week" thing doesn't catch on. Oof, can you imagine having to experience this again next year?
No, it isn't the battle system. I'll tell you what it is, though: The week of shenanigans is finally over. Sir Max has been caught -- well, more so seen -- and we've returned those disastrous devices back to Loony Labs.
Now, don't get me wrong. I personally enjoy some super silliness, and the occasional outrage. I've been smashed with one too many pianos, though. The other troops and I have been setting out throughout the week looking for Sir Max to put an end to his haughty hilarity, but lucky for us: he turned himself in!
We had just given up the search, and head over to Loony Labs to let them know. Suddenly, one of the scientists burst out and started talking about a huge discovery: Due to the hilarity, there have been reports of hydrants and other street objects animating! Sir Max was an absolute hero among them for his discovery, and the scientist proclaimed that a national holiday be made to remember the
...Or at least, that's what Sir Max thinks.
Upon hearing the news, a tiny green guy popped out right in front of us to claim his glory. Those scientists are no lab monkeys -- due to Sir Max's huge ego, they knew he couldn't resist coming out and turning himself in by accident to claim his fame. The tools were returned to the labs, toons were stretched back into shape, and all piano strings have been tightened to ensure that they won't fall anymore.
Now, all we can do is hope that this "April Toons Week" thing doesn't catch on. Oof, can you imagine having to experience this again next year?
April 9, 2014 [ttr-alpha-gb6d7925]
Maintenance:
• Optimized server-side code a tad
• Took away Sir Max's stolen controller and put everything back to normal. Let's hope that it won't happen again next year!
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Buggsie said on April 9, 2014 at 2:19 PM
When will Beta open?!? We want to play so bad!
When will Beta open?!? We want to play so bad!
Deputy J.C. said on April 9, 2014 at 2:21 PM
Glad to see that you guys FINALLY caught the sneaky Sir Max. Man, pianos can hurt!
Glad to see that you guys FINALLY caught the sneaky Sir Max. Man, pianos can hurt!
Old Cheese said on April 9, 2014 at 2:28 PM
Haha that is so funny! Good luck Shockley! xD
Haha that is so funny! Good luck Shockley! xD
Spectre said on April 9, 2014 at 2:32 PM
Well, that's good. Hopefully now that Sir Max's reign of silliness is over, the researchers can get back to working on their big projects.
Well, that's good. Hopefully now that Sir Max's reign of silliness is over, the researchers can get back to working on their big projects.
Flapjack said on April 9, 2014 at 2:39 PM
Looking forward to beta!
Looking forward to beta!
blueberry said on April 9, 2014 at 2:43 PM
how many pianos they are in ttr
how many pianos they are in ttr
Jax said on April 9, 2014 at 2:44 PM
Sir Max's silliness has brought chaos on us all! Not just for a day, either. For a whole week!
Sir Max's silliness has brought chaos on us all! Not just for a day, either. For a whole week!
Chocolate Churro said on April 9, 2014 at 2:52 PM
Wow, that's silly! I'm sorry to say this, but I think it may catch on.
Wow, that's silly! I'm sorry to say this, but I think it may catch on.
blueberry said on April 9, 2014 at 3:04 PM
where is sir max going to be next
where is sir max going to be next
Bumpy Frecklefink said on April 9, 2014 at 3:45 PM
Sounds like street-side silliness has taken the shape of Hydrants and other street objects! Good work catching Max!
Sounds like street-side silliness has taken the shape of Hydrants and other street objects! Good work catching Max!
awesomeEpic1 said on April 9, 2014 at 4:14 PM
Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
King paddleboing said on April 9, 2014 at 4:28 PM
I HOPE that the silliness was not crashing my game but if it was good thing its over
I HOPE that the silliness was not crashing my game but if it was good thing its over
Sheriff_Spike said on April 9, 2014 at 4:44 PM
Sooooo That means there will be DAILY updates again?
Sooooo That means there will be DAILY updates again?
said on April 9, 2014 at 4:49 PM
Finally! We can all stop worshiping Sir Max as the King of the Tooniverse!
Finally! We can all stop worshiping Sir Max as the King of the Tooniverse!
gamerongames said on April 9, 2014 at 5:01 PM
Can't wait for the game!
Can't wait for the game!
Master Butch said on April 9, 2014 at 5:03 PM
No! Sir Max was found! Oh wait, that's a good thing. Well time for it all to settle down and no more falling pianos. When shall it be open? WE WANT WHOLE CREAM PIES!!!
No! Sir Max was found! Oh wait, that's a good thing. Well time for it all to settle down and no more falling pianos. When shall it be open? WE WANT WHOLE CREAM PIES!!!
Princess Pinky said on April 9, 2014 at 5:32 PM
So excited for this game to come out!
So excited for this game to come out!
Victor said on April 9, 2014 at 5:48 PM
Nice, I can't wait.
Nice, I can't wait.
cute lioness said on April 9, 2014 at 7:28 PM
I can't wait for toontown rewritten to open so I can have fun again. I what to play sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. I can't wait to fight the cogs YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait for toontown rewritten to open so I can have fun again. I what to play sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. I can't wait to fight the cogs YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slate Blue Dog said on April 9, 2014 at 7:38 PM
Hopefully the beta will be here soon I just want to be in the world haha
Hopefully the beta will be here soon I just want to be in the world haha
said on April 9, 2014 at 8:40 PM
I loved ToonTown, hopefully I will like ToonTown Rewritten as much!
I loved ToonTown, hopefully I will like ToonTown Rewritten as much!
cute lioness said on April 9, 2014 at 11:54 PM
when is toontown going to open to the public?
when is toontown going to open to the public?
Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on April 10, 2014 at 3:29 AM
So, Sir Max founded April Toons Week! I was wondering where this week was going.
So, Sir Max founded April Toons Week! I was wondering where this week was going.
Ginger said on April 10, 2014 at 6:20 AM
Cannot wait for Beta! Ahhh! Y'all are so awesome!
Cannot wait for Beta! Ahhh! Y'all are so awesome!
Ice Cream Cute Cat said on April 10, 2014 at 10:45 AM
I can't wait to play again!!
I can't wait to play again!!
Xanpupan said on April 10, 2014 at 11:42 AM
Yes! Finally!
Yes! Finally!
Paige said on April 10, 2014 at 11:56 AM
I cannot wait until Beta is open! I LOVE toontown and was so sad when it closed. TTR gives me hope :)
I cannot wait until Beta is open! I LOVE toontown and was so sad when it closed. TTR gives me hope :)
Tim. said on April 10, 2014 at 12:15 PM
Hi, I'm a french boy, I play toontown a lot when I was a kid, now toontown is closed... I would like to know when the server will be opened to the public, thank you :) Tim.
Hi, I'm a french boy, I play toontown a lot when I was a kid, now toontown is closed... I would like to know when the server will be opened to the public, thank you :) Tim.
Cupcake8888 said on April 10, 2014 at 12:26 PM
I'm happy that you guys FINALLY got him.Also tell us how to make an account please an anwser back.
I'm happy that you guys FINALLY got him.Also tell us how to make an account please an anwser back.
said on April 10, 2014 at 12:30 PM
Also I miss the contest. ;(
Also I miss the contest. ;(
LuckyTheMouse said on April 10, 2014 at 12:37 PM
Can't wait to play :((((( Beta will be fun! Good luck I everyone else out there on getting a beta code when they come out!
Can't wait to play :((((( Beta will be fun! Good luck I everyone else out there on getting a beta code when they come out!
The Great Catsby said on April 10, 2014 at 12:51 PM
Some of these updates make me want to play even more- I didn't know that was possible! I can't wait for the release of beta testing (:
Some of these updates make me want to play even more- I didn't know that was possible! I can't wait for the release of beta testing (:
Becca said on April 10, 2014 at 1:10 PM
Is the the beta over?I want to play so badly!
Is the the beta over?I want to play so badly!
the awesome mouse said on April 10, 2014 at 1:11 PM
is TTR done can we play??!!
is TTR done can we play??!!
dada said on April 10, 2014 at 1:24 PM
is toontown rewritten almost open to the public I hope it is =I
is toontown rewritten almost open to the public I hope it is =I
Toon said on April 10, 2014 at 1:48 PM
When will we know who won the elections!?!?!?
When will we know who won the elections!?!?!?
ToonJay123 said on April 10, 2014 at 6:20 PM
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
radioactive said on April 11, 2014 at 1:47 AM
Can't wait for toontown rewritten to open!!!!!
Can't wait for toontown rewritten to open!!!!!
Bobby B said on April 11, 2014 at 8:25 AM
We need an Open Beta <3 We Cant Keep our ToonTasticness Away forever ! :( I check This site everyday hoping for it to say OPEN! or FREE Keys for everyone haha.
We need an Open Beta <3 We Cant Keep our ToonTasticness Away forever ! :( I check This site everyday hoping for it to say OPEN! or FREE Keys for everyone haha.
Anita Carrot said on April 11, 2014 at 10:16 AM
So?? When Can We FINALLY PLAY!!!!
So?? When Can We FINALLY PLAY!!!!
Popcorn said on April 11, 2014 at 12:51 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SIR MAX!!!!!! HE WAS THE BEST TOON EVER! WHEN TOONTOWN REWRITTEN COMES,I WILL DESTROY ALL THE COGS ON TOONTOWN REWRITTEN AND BE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!! GET READY COGS,YOU MAY HAVE WON,BUT NOT THIS TIME.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SIR MAX!!!!!! HE WAS THE BEST TOON EVER! WHEN TOONTOWN REWRITTEN COMES,I WILL DESTROY ALL THE COGS ON TOONTOWN REWRITTEN AND BE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!! GET READY COGS,YOU MAY HAVE WON,BUT NOT THIS TIME.
Roxy Lemonberry said on April 11, 2014 at 1:33 PM
I really hope TTR comes out soon because I'm VERY IMPATIENT!
I really hope TTR comes out soon because I'm VERY IMPATIENT!
-- said on April 11, 2014 at 3:13 PM
Just stop with the teasers already and release it. These cutesy alpha updates stopped being entertaining a long time ago; we want real news.
Just stop with the teasers already and release it. These cutesy alpha updates stopped being entertaining a long time ago; we want real news.
??? said on April 11, 2014 at 3:38 PM
Yeah He'll come back I know it....
Yeah He'll come back I know it....
said on April 11, 2014 at 7:17 PM
I been waiting for toontown rewritten to come out for almost half a year. How long does it take to make such a hard game? I want beta release soon Pl0x.
I been waiting for toontown rewritten to come out for almost half a year. How long does it take to make such a hard game? I want beta release soon Pl0x.
Unknown Toon said on April 11, 2014 at 8:36 PM
H-Hello.... Is this thing on? Ok it has almost been half a year, and I have been stuck on the wall only allowing Beta-users through. I have been camping out the whole time, and I have always been wondering... when will we all be able to get in? We have all been wanting to play!
H-Hello.... Is this thing on? Ok it has almost been half a year, and I have been stuck on the wall only allowing Beta-users through. I have been camping out the whole time, and I have always been wondering... when will we all be able to get in? We have all been wanting to play!
April the Great said on April 13, 2014 at 1:04 PM
I can't wait intill it releases! Good luck. I hope there's more contests coming up this month, I cant wait! If I wait one more second I will B-U-R-S-T. xD
I can't wait intill it releases! Good luck. I hope there's more contests coming up this month, I cant wait! If I wait one more second I will B-U-R-S-T. xD
Tethy said on April 14, 2014 at 2:34 PM
When are we ever going to play it?
When are we ever going to play it?
Sophie said on April 14, 2014 at 3:56 PM
I can't wait for the game to be in open beta! I miss ToonTown very badly, and I'm so glad to see that this is making progress. Good luck, and thank you for all that you do!
I can't wait for the game to be in open beta! I miss ToonTown very badly, and I'm so glad to see that this is making progress. Good luck, and thank you for all that you do!
Roxy said on April 15, 2014 at 1:47 AM
I really want to play so bad how am i suppose to find the alpha key...
I really want to play so bad how am i suppose to find the alpha key...
pony butter said on April 15, 2014 at 4:19 AM
when will the beta open please tell us i want to play it so badly
when will the beta open please tell us i want to play it so badly
Weird bonzo flippinzilla said on April 15, 2014 at 9:53 AM
I want to play SOOO badly right now...
I want to play SOOO badly right now...
Toonses said on April 16, 2014 at 7:55 AM
I am really excited.
I am really excited.
its FINALLY over!!