OHoho, wow! Heyo, everyone. Good to be back. Sorry for the lack of posts for those few days, but I had to lay low (Or rather, high. Low gravity opens up some amazing hiding places.) to keep these controls out of the hands of those Troopers. As self-proclaimed ruler of the Tooniverse, I can't let it get into the wrong hands of those other troopers looking for me. They might cause some sort of worldwide madness with it.



It occurred to me yesterday, though, that Hawkheart was right: I can't stay in hiding on my Birthday! No one can pass up some cake and presents to celebrate the day they were thought up and sketched out. I couldn't let them get this controller I found in Loony Labs, though, so I came up with the perfect solution: Lock them all back into the SIR MAX MAZE OF FURNITURE(!)! It was too good of a solution to pass up. Don't worry, we can save them some cake.

Now, I had another dilemma: How am I going to get the invitations out? The Toontown Mail Service isn't quite up to speed yet, so that won't do. I was stumped by this problem when I remembered "Hey, I'm the leader of the Tooniverse!" So I went ahead and grabbed my April Toons Controller and went to see what I could cook up. Turns out there isn't a "Invite everyone to Party" button. I don't know what those scientists were thinking when they designed this, but I just can't believe they left out such a necessity.

Never fear, however! I may not have had my controller to help me, but soared over the fence (Low gravity, you know.) into an area where Hawkheart had been fixing up some of the party cannons. Combining the glorious tool that is gun powder and some party hat projectiles, I launched Party Hats all around Toontown to serve as invitations to the party! If you've got one, you know where to go. Flippy and his stand also cooked up some Birthday Cakes for the bash, which you can swing by his stand wheelbarrow for.

Of course, I can't actually plan the party myself as I'm too busy pressing these buttons to apply these kooky effects to you guys. You'd think it would have stopped being funny by now -- but it didn't! Ahaha, I just can't get enough of it. Look how big that cat's head is. You can't not laugh at that. Anyway, I went ahead and put these new cannons into stock, so you guys are all set to plan your own big Birthday bashes for myself, yourself, and your friends.

Thanks a bunch for the birthday wishes I've gotten today! Not as if you had a choice with me being ruler of the Tooniverse, but you know. Still nice to say thanks.