Hello, Toons! It’s Toon Trooper Rainbow Rori here, and today is my all-time favorite holiday -- St. Patrick’s Day! What a wonderful, wonderful day. Well, it would be if those nasty Penny Pinchers hadn’t come to ruin it!

Penny Pinchers have been invading town in search of Toons who aren’t wearing green to pinch. Thankfully, there’s no need to fear -- not with the Resistance Rangers and Eugene here!



My fellow Irishtoon Eugene down at Green Bean Jeans on Oak Street has been laboring away all week preparing for St. Patrick’s Day, and you can bet your four-leaf clovers he’s more than ready! For a pair of temporarily green gloves to prevent those pesky Penny Pinchers from pinching you, visit Eugene and say, “It’s easy to be green!” from your SpeedChat menu.

I’d offer to fight those Penny Pinchers off myself, but I have loads of gardening to get done (and I’m not too fond of Cog-fighting anyways). Can’t have those green plants all over Toontown going BROWN! Not on my watch, especially not on St. Patrick’s Day, when everything ought to be green, green, GREEN! Instead, I asked Lord Lowden Clear to deploy the Resistance Rangers, and he assured me his Rangers will bring plenty of green Cashbot Cog-Crusher outfits to give away to Toons who are willing to help out. Those beautiful green outfits will surely keep unsuspecting Toons safe from pinches!

Off I go to the gardens for now! I’ll be busy as a bee today for sure, but if you’re lucky, you just might catch me taking a break in one of the playgrounds today.