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A Home-y Hibernation

Posted by Teddy Blair on May 29, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Yawn… Hello. I’m Teddy Blair, sleep extraordinaire. Unfortunately, I’m very not asleep right now. I’ve been trying to hibernate all winter, and now more Cog buildings are crashing down all over Lullaby Lane, waking me up again. Infuriating. Those Cogs never take a break, despite all the Toons I’ve sent after them. I’ve made up my mind -- it’s time for this rabbit to move out!

Fluffy absolutely LOVES Jellybeans!

When I set up shop at the House of Hibernation, I made it just like home. And now that I think about it... I haven’t even been to my real home ever since! I can’t help it, it’s just so cozy here. Although all I want is to hibernate, the Cogs along this street make it so hard to perfect my craft. Some of the most powerful Cogs roam the Dreamland’s streets, causing a never-ending ruckus. They constantly make me toss and turn, then have the nerve to claim sleeping turns next to no profit!

That does it, I’m moving back to where no Cog will bother me -- my estate. I’m getting sleepy just thinking about it now… One little problem, though. My house is not suited for hibernation one bit -- the furniture hasn’t been touched in years! I’m not looking to join that clan of dust bunnies, so I’ll be giving my whole house a makeover. I need to see the coziest, most homiest homes to style mine after.

What's that you say? You've got some kelp? Ah, you've come to help! Perfect timing! Here's what we'll do. We'll have an estate-design contest! All you've gotta do is design the ultimate estate! Once you do, take as many pictures as you can and post them across social media with #ToonEstates. In between power-naps, I'll be watching the Wild Wacky Web for the latest entries. Now, I don't have much to give as a reward. However, I'll be back on the Toontown Blog next month, showing off my favorite estate entries. Think about the fame!

Sleep is an art, essential to any Toon’s imagination. Why else would there be an entire Playground dedicated to it? The Cogs don’t understand that sleep is important, with all their productivity shenanigans. Sleep is where my idea for the ultimate portable pull-out couch, complete with a portable hole straight into a mini-fridge, came from! Say, speaking of sleep...


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Miss Curly Thunderflinger said on May 29, 2020 at 2:46 PM
This is going to be so much fun! It wil be the Tooniest Funniest Time I've had Furever!

Duke Coconut Bananaspeed said on May 29, 2020 at 2:59 PM
I'm ready to see those new designs! Good luck to everyone participating!!!

Duke Coconut Bananaspeed said on May 29, 2020 at 3:01 PM
Good luck to all participants!

Romeo Picklepretzel said on May 29, 2020 at 3:36 PM
Sounds so exciting! I am looking forward to participating :D

Kalani said on May 29, 2020 at 4:58 PM

Blue ocean said on May 29, 2020 at 5:38 PM

Gabe said on May 29, 2020 at 5:47 PM
Aw Sweet This Is Going To Be So Much Fun!!

Tyler The Rainbow said on May 29, 2020 at 6:38 PM
Hey, that seems like a cool idea.

Big Giggles Snifflehopper said on May 29, 2020 at 6:55 PM
On it! I will make the most comfortable, cozy house you will ever see! It even has a free popcorn machine! (Wow, I didn't expect this to rhyme...)

Cheese said on May 29, 2020 at 7:28 PM

Funniduck said on May 30, 2020 at 10:05 AM
I would love to participate I just need ideas :D

Solomon Roseheart said on May 30, 2020 at 11:59 AM
Wow, I'm going to need to get a second lobster chair for this!

Adorable Cat The Lureless said on May 30, 2020 at 2:38 PM
I'm excited to see the new designs, welp good luck to y'all participating

Lefty said on May 30, 2020 at 4:02 PM
Can’t wait to see all the designs everyone comes up with!

Little Spunky Hulasmirk said on May 30, 2020 at 10:23 PM
I'm excited to see these creative estates! I know I'll try my best so I'm off to call Clarabelle :D

Chunky Funnymonkey said on May 31, 2020 at 12:44 AM
ah yes time to show my bathtub and lamp collection

Red guppy said on May 31, 2020 at 7:22 AM
I really hope Dream Lane will be saved! I just saw 2 hours ago! I hope your okay Teddy!

Auntie Monopoly said on May 31, 2020 at 12:20 PM
this is amazing, i've been spending hours buying and deleting furniture in an attempt to create the perfect house for a reason now.

midnight said on June 1, 2020 at 11:28 AM
i can not wait!

super laff dog (112) said on June 2, 2020 at 12:34 AM
hmm estate designs?

Dr. Phil said on June 2, 2020 at 12:00 PM
Just make your entire house filled with cezanne toon paintings. It would be legendary.

Crazy Mac Zilecorn said on June 2, 2020 at 1:48 PM
lets go
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