The No-Suit Proposal
Posted by The Skelecogs on November 21, 2019 at 2:00 PM
Good afternoon, Toons. According to updated statistics in last week’s company newsletter, it seems that Cogs with suits are defeating fewer Toons than Cogs without suits. As ordered by the C.F.O., cost cutting measures are to be put into effect under one condition -- solid proof that Cog Suits don’t increase worker productivity. Us Skelecogs, fresh off the assembly line, will be invading the streets of Toontown to prove that suits do not increase effectiveness against the Toon population. If everything goes according to plan, we can move the funds used to make suits to bigger and better Cog-related projects! For the future of Cogs, we will be hosting a Skelecog Mega-Invasion.
The Skelecog Team has decided to let all Toons know of this plan because if you surrender, we can crush even more Toons at a faster rate. Doing this would better our chances of shifting funds into more important projects. So why not help us out? You probably don’t even like those ugly suits anyways.
Unfortunately, we cannot conduct this experiment in every district. Some Cogs don’t want their accessories to be discontinued, so they’re protesting our proposal. I have no doubt that corporate will be cutting their salary. If you do not cooperate, we’ll have wasted lots of time and money! Additionally, don’t bother sending that "Lord Lousy Clear" and his "Resistance Failures" to hold us back with their "teamwork" and "free uniforms". Every Cog knows that there's strength in "I", and not in "team". An independent Cog rises through the ranks swiftly. They’ll just mess with the numbers.
Thank you for your time, Toons. We expect that this financial experiment will go swimmingly, yes?
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I had been hoping for a V2.0 Skelecog Invasion. Didn't realize 'til I logged in it was just normal, boring skelecogs. Cost efficient? Perhaps. Able to crush toons easier? Not really.
Ooooohh. We better get them.
Oh dear, do I sense some jealousy from you, Mr. Skelecog?
I am so ready! Bring on the suitless troopers because this toon is not going to lose!
Cool, skelecogs are going down!
Let's go out there and bust some cogs!
What a menacing proposal! We will never surrender! Not even for ten million jellybeans!
Is this a teaser to new content? :OOO
Nice!
Skelecog mega invasion?? Time to restock my gags!
I'm ready for this
"We expect that this financial experiment will go swimmingly yes?" Oh yes, absolutely! Just stand right next to that fishing pool over there...
Dear Skelecog I hate to *throw* some loverly proposal away, but it *sounds* quite weak. I mean, *dropping* in unexpectedly and *luring* us into your no-suit experiment seems like a big *trap* to take advantage of toon kind. What I'm trying to say, *squirt* is that your offer needs a *toon-up* and I personally am not interested. Wait you want things to go swimmingly? Ok meet me at Donalds Dock I think I can set something up...>:)
His name is Lord LOWDEN Clear , and they are resistance RANGERS. Anyway, cogs like YOU are nothing a good ol' cream pie can't handle. Bring it on , idiot cogs!
Well good luck with that Mr Skelecog I just Maxed my Throws and got the Rain Cloud so yeah Good luck Mr Skelecog
Wow this is perfect training for my alt! Thanks, cogs for coming on out here so we can gain 2x xp points. Also for toons wondering why they are losing badly, it's because they are robots and robots don't have a brain. They are metal and steel and other boring junk. Keep in MIND that we are TOONS and we are funny and smart and awesome, so we can totally CRUSH the cogs!!!
Hey y'all!!! You might know Dianna, the deer. She has been playing this game for 3 years + Well, she is laff 90 and I am her alt! These cogs will be perfect for all kinds of toons! Just be sure to get them in the right place for you! That way you won't go sad! Oh and don't forget, ALWAYS stay toony! Fun, Laughter, and Toons go together!
this is ridiculous! the Skelecogs just wont quit!
Hmm... Methinks Lowden might want to be careful what Cog facilities he sneaks in to. The 'bots already seem to know him by his Toon name. It's only a matter of time before they draw the connection between the leader of the Resistance and the VIP businessman they let into all of their top-secret offices...
What if you could make a virtual skelecog mega-inavsion? I mean, they should give *some* skill points. I've really been waiting for one of these but there is just none
I met one and he gave me an outfit!!! omgggggggg
Well, you guys are too easy as you are now, so I'd be more than happy to see you spend your resources more efficiently and give us a real challenge, so tell you what, I'll mostly defeat Cogs in those safe districts so maybe you can try, say, diversifying your skillset.
Actually, we Toons much prefer you with the suits. Teamwork wouldn't hurt, either, you poor sad things. :(
Hope nothing goes wrong.
We'll never help you, you no good Skelecogs! You guys are going down! Just wait till I... Wait, it's over?! Aw man...
-_- oof.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELECOGS
NEVER!!!!!
im gonna destroy you cogs!
OMG I WANNA MEET A RESISTANCE RANGER, WHERE ARE THEY!!!!