To Our Valued Customers
Posted by The Cogs on April 1, 2018 at 1:30 PM
To our valued customers, "The Toons":
After spending the day trying to subtly inform you of the incoming market crash, it has become evident that you will not heed our warning. Our most specially trained undercover Flunkies infiltrated your social media platforms under the guise of Toon HQ, and you would not even listen to them. It's come to the point where we must tell you plainly: All Silly Particle collection must cease immediately.
We've had much success with our rapid corporate expansion program throughout the past several years, however as you can see in the memo sent to all Cog associates, there's a sharp drop-off in our success rates due to our incumbent competitors' aggressive research and development strategies. That would be you, Toons.
Silly Particles are a dangerous element that threaten the well-being of Toontown. If collection is not stopped, Toontown's silliness will grow to an unstable degree that threatens the town's valuable businesses.
Due to the malicious April Toons Week mischief that started today, the Silly Particles have already expanded so that 50 can be carried at a time, and even worse, their value is worth double to the rogue scientist known as "Doctor Surlee." This advancement cannot be allowed to fester.
The Chairman has ordered that all April Toons Week activities must come to a halt and will NOT continue this year. Without this hindrance in the way, you are welcome to turn yourself into a valuable member of society by contacting our Office of Employment at Cogs, Inc.
We "appreciate" your business.
The Cogs
April 1, 2018 [ttr-live-v2.1.6]
ToonTasks
• Increased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks at the community's request.
Battle
• Added feature to increase Lure gag accuracy by 30% when "glue" is said in battle.
Playgrounds
• The Toon HQ in Toontown Central has added a periscope to keep an eye out for incoming invasions.
• Added more clouds to the cloud on the map.
ToonTasks
• Decreased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks at the community's request.
Events
• Fixed a district reset relating to an upcoming phase of the Silly Particle event.
• Adjusted Silly Particle spawn rates for better balancing.
• Fixed a bug causing the max Silly Particles message to appear for all Toons within an area.
• April Toons Week has begun! Get ready for a week full of silliness beyond limits. Watch out for wacky side effects like lowered gravity and other surprises!
• Silly Particles are getting sillier! Toons can now carry up to 50, and thanks to the silliness, Doctor Surlee can split a particle into two to make it worth double towards his goal.
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Seems legit what they are talking about. We should trust cogs for once.
N-NANI???
Toons of the World, Unite!
whats this?
i love going up high in toontown central gazebo! Keep up the good work toontown team! <3 <3
Please listen to these cogs everybody! I will contact your Office of Employment at Cogs Inc.
First. Also, I'm pretty sure this means a 2nd Doomsday type event is going to happen.
This is awful! Whatever shall we do?? :(
Oh no...
So basically these cogs are taking away April Toons Week?
welp something big is about to happen
OOOOO the 'Chairman' This is gonna be fun!
Those pesky cogs must be up to something!
:OOO
Stop That!
Is this actually happening?
oh no! does this mean toontown is gone for a while, or we have to pay now? this really sucks. i love toontown
(Throws a pie to a cog) Why will stop the April Toons?
dear cogs, can you all please stop caling at my house during the dinner? -Flipperpaws
Dun Dun DUNNNN
I love this game, lol..
:(
Thank you, cogs, it is a pleasure that Toontown will be getting the swift justice they deserve. #LongLiveTheChairman
Maybe the Cogs need more Birthday Cakes thrown in their faces to Understand?
how long will this be down??? O_O
looks like something big is about to happen
inb4 mega invasion of flunkies
Chiptunes have taken over Toontown!!!
Lil Oldman's tasks got easier?!?! HECK YEAH!!!
Love the changes to the Toontasks! Lol!
i can't believe "glue" actually works ingame now
After years of conspiracies the glue thing finally became a thing
I can't wait to see all the new clouds!
Oh wait those Flunkies were important? Oops...
Wow...something fishy is going on for sure!
Hot Dog! This is bananas!
i hope i see people saying "glue" in every battle i join
Aww, but the floating gazebo was the BEST.... why take it away so soon?! Cogs just don't have any imagination. But I feel like something BIG is about to happen! What will it be though? :o
glue. lol. that's great xD
GLUE!!
SILLYNESS MUST BE MADE SILLIER
This is so bad that the cogs are doing an update this is worse than we thought and also I think That's not Very Toony!
Oh no! That can't be very Toony! What can we do now? :(
So now we can give surlee up to a hundred. Now that helps a lot
More clouds on the map..? Hm... interesting...
Happy April Toons Week everyone!
Every Toon ! Get your pies, safes, fog horns, banana peels, hypno-googles, and bamboo canes ready, i get a feeling the cogs are readying a full on attack or Doomsday 2, Be Prepare ! TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE !
chairman? eyes emoji
We'll just have to defy the cogs orders then!
HA! We will not stop to defeat you cogs! And- Wait.... SURLEE IS A ROUGE SCIENTIST?!?!?! THEORY!
VERY ACCEPTABLE!! THANKS COGS!
I'm getting mixed signals am I supposed to get sill particles?
Soon in a few days flunkies will be the best cog they grow up so fast.
OOO Glue is real!
oh dear....
I was happy when you said Lil Oldman's task got easier until I realized what day it is...
GLUE!
“Increased difficulty of Lil’ Oldman’s task as requested.” I’m dying of laughter. xD
First you increased the difficulty but then decreased it all within the same update?
You will never stop us We will defeat you We will find Slappy We will unite Toon of the world, you know what to do
GLUE! glad that's going to effect lure now!
wait so do we keep collecting silly particles, i'm confuzzled
Oh those Cogs are planning something, bad cogs they are. I'm afraid we may come at war if this is not stopped.
I really wanted to play Toontown today though...
i dont know what this is. but one thing is certain... somethings coming! ...........something BIG
Something about this is fishy... Detective Robert is ON THE CASE! *puts on trench coat and fedora* Lets do this!
Can you not close the game down? :(
Maybe we should listen to the Cogs this time. Why do we have to be against them?
What is the truth, Oldman?
maybe they're right...
Well, thank goodness, Lil Oldman's task was too easy, thanks for bumping up the difficulty. What do you mean, wasn't 'Glue' already providing 30% more accuracy? That change seems OP to have 'Glue' give 60% more accuracy. You can never have enough clouds. Well, thank goodness, Lil Oldman's task was too hard, thanks for lowering the difficulty.
so wait...lil oldmam's tasks where made harder then easier? NANI???
Girl... This next update is about to be iconic. I'm preparing my wig. Let's get those Silly Particles collected ASAP!
This is gonna be big!
I was reading the updates and when it said that they're making Lil Oldman harder, I yelled, "NOOOOOO" until I realized (hopefully) that this is just an April Fools touch. IF IT'S NOT IM REALLY UPSET
Are they forseeing The Second Doomsday?
That was very clever, increasing and then decreasing the difficulty of lil oldman’s tasks. But toontown is down right now??
The Chairman, huh? Tell him to come say what he needs to say to us toons to our face!
?~? wait!?!! What!?!?!
NOT LIL OLDMAN! I STILL HAVE TO DO HIM!
For once, I am somewhat convinced by what the Cogs are saying. Are we truly going to increase Toontown's silliness to unstable levels? Perhaps, perhaps not. Also, I am both amused and confused at the contradictory patch notes for Lil Oldman...
I'm scared, Lets go take down the..,, VP, CFO, CJ and CEO !
Wow, this is getting interesting..
Cogs, you can do all you want but we will never stop!
Finally! I think I can speak for everyone when I say we've been clamoring for Lil Oldman's task to be harder for ages. Thanks TTR team! And what's this? MORE clouds on the map? You guys have outdone yourselves!
Well this is rather interesting. Oh, and the events of April Toon's day has altered me in a way as well. Oh well!
I'm not a fan of the nerfed oldman task, but everything else seems awesome. Also, that glue feature seems pretty interesting. I'm just worried that people will abuse it when they are using a lower lure gag. Keep up the good work TTR!
I'm not worried. So what? We know your efforts will soon be for nothing. Try us, Cogs. We'll keep coming back for more like always! P.S., Happy April Toons Week!
GLUE! LOL! And the reduced gravity is actually a really cool feature! I would love it to be a toontask reward in the future!
I got a feeling we're going to see V.2 mega invasions soon... Better get my gags ready!
Totally not the guys that think were buying this.
This actually seems very realistic, I hope these particle things lead to something awesome
April Toons Week is finally here!
You know I gonna train one of my toons lure now.
You seriously almost got me with that first update lmho. Then I realized what day it was.
Double Particles? I can already see Dr Surlee drowning in particles by the end of the week
Cogs Drool!
*looks at toon tasks* Aw man they increased the difficulty of oldman's quest *looks at toon tasks* ....wait wut
Am I the only one that noticed a lot of the patches are April fools pranks? “Increased difficulty of lil oldmans tasks” lol
I am usually very critical about TTR, but I must say, looking at the small things done, I'm rather impressed.
"Battle • Added feature to increase Lure gag accuracy by 30% when "glue" is said in battle. " This. This is why we love TTR
I finished the Lil Oldman task 3 years ago; so take that!
Oh my god the 'fixes' are hilarious. I got legit nervous at the first one for a moment.
No way this could be real! thank you
CHAIRMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool.
Glue will never be a thing
I love silliness! I love that Lil Oldman is harder! And glue actually works! :)
"Increased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks" Boi...
*blinks rapidly* OH, so that's how it's going to be??
I can't tell if saying "glue" will up the chances for luring, or if it's an april toons joke, I guess there's only one way to find out this april toons week!!! :D
I think you would understand if I said that the glue thing is a prank for april fools...
Something seems fishy. Whatever it is, us toons need to stay united. Lets keep our eyes peeled to see what will be revealed! I'm guessing Field Offices??? Stay toony!
What's their email? I need to turn myself in. ;-)
They're not getting away with this >:(
But I'm trying to sign up - I carefully iced a resume onto a cake and threw it to the VP. He didn't seem very happy. Oh well. Time to put some more wrenches in things at factory.
Good golly! Perhaps Cogs are carrying Silly Particles to keep and worse; to DESTROY! Perhaps we can examine those Cogs and see if they're carrying any... Just a thought of what I think there will be to come with these rusty buckets filled with bolts.
Hmm... convincing.
Amazing!!! Is the lil old man thing a joke?? xD
I am really hoping that the Prepostera Toontask includes the cog buster outfit this year. I'm worried because the description said "new" :(
I guess I'll start saying "glue" again..
what if the cogs are telling the truth and the silly particles are actually dangerous and thats the reason they hacked into all of the social medias?
The chairman?!?!?!
I believe they are in the wrong office.
April foooollssssss * i hope
The update notes are weird. You increased the difficulty of Lil Oldman, but then you decreased it? Wut
Of course i'm not going to listen to some cogs! They have been trying the same thing for now 15 years!
I'm so happy saying "glue" will actually help your lure now, all these years its been a myth!! ;D
I knew it! The cogs taken over ttr social media must have been foreshadowing something!
*Continues gathering Silly Particles* Sorry, Cogs!
cmon cog all knows that is fake its just destroy you because a cog (bla bla bla the tutorial we know we know blablabla)so a silly event is mortifer for the cog so dont stop the april toons
If the COGS sent us a note, then you KNOW something is up! But what could it be?!
I got one thing to say to you cogs and chairman DOWN WITH YOU!!!!!!
Oh no! What if this means the cogs try to take Dr Surlee along with Slappy!
I will never listen to the cogs, we toons will always defeat you and save the day from you invasions. Even if you hit us with your best shot, will always win and never go down without a fight. TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Happy April Toon's Week everyone! We better stay silly to those cogs stay out of the system. Have a great holiday!
or else what ur gonna have the chairman reveal himself and make everybody go sad?
wow
That is clever about when you say glue, it 30% increased of hitting. Good job!
Yikes!
Sent my regards to the Chief toon, for the wonderful changes.
GLUE!
The " glue " to increase accuracy was a great idea!
Okay, the glue update made me laugh. Bless.
why are all these changes happening to all the toons?
GLUE!
Ummmm, I don't know. I mean, they aren't the most trusted guys around. Though they do make a good point about silly particles might being dangerous. But cogs don't like our silly gags or practical jokes. I must come to the conclusion that we must be cautious of how powerful Silly particles are. BUT we might need to keep an eye on those cogs.
oh wow that wasn't very nice!
"Increased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks at the community's request." Well good thing i finished the task like 2 weeks before.
is this a joke? they literally said "Increased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks at the community's request." and then "Decreased difficulty of Lil Oldman's ToonTasks at the community's request." added more clouds to the cloud? oh... i just realized. i think its a prank haha
gosh what if us toons have to unite with the filthy cogs because the silly particles almost destroy toontown :O
Umm guys that was posted on APRIL FOOLS DAY! So it might be an April Fools Day prank?! Idk maybe.
xD expect me to be saying GLUE whenever I lure
Silliness growing to unstable levels you say? I doubt what your saying is true. You don’t like us and we don’t like you but you have our interest peaked. Please explain your theory. If you are telling the truth we prefer to keep our toony toons safe so tell us what do you mean?
Is it seriously adding 30% accuracy to lure whenever it is said in battle or is that just an April fools joke?
Is it seriously adding 30% accuracy to lure whenever lure is said in battle or is that just an April fools joke? Obviously the Lil Oldman stuff is a joke which leads me to believe that the glue stuff is a joke but I want it confirmed weather it's a joke or not. (Just to be sure lol)
wow im very exited about this thank you joey and the ttr taem
Hold on a minute, you didn't ADD more clouds to the cloud, you REMOVED one!
on no cogs i better get ready
Tysm ive always been wanting more clouds on the cloud of the map!!11111!1!! <3
I have a feeling we might see the 'Chairman' soon...
Oh no! Also, thanks for accuracy boost and easier Lil Oldman tasks!
Wait saying glue actually increases the chances of lure hitting? Laugh out loud I guess. Or is this some kind of april fools joke?
Now I want to know what a "specially trained undercover Flunky" is. Also, wouldn't you think the Bloodsucker would want to alert the Chief Justice before he'd tell the VP? Or is a bigger game afoot here?
Like we'd listen to the cogs after what happened on Doomsday!
toons rule! cogs druel! And you cogs can stop us! And you cogs try to ruin all the fun! toons are way better than cogs!
The "glue" trick is back <3 so nostalgic
The fact that the word "glue" actually has a 30% accuracy effect in-game now, means so much! I remember using that tactic back in the TTO times, but now it may actually work! Thanks for humoring us TTR team!
So does this mean the Lil Oldman task is the same? Well I just finished it before this so I don't know anything about it.
The Fissiontons are talking about a new folder being open on Loony Labs! Everyone start cracking down on deciphering out the new password out of the code they left. But which code?
So... They increased, AND decreased the diffficulty of lil oldman. also the new glue feature is op as it guarentees 10$ bill and hypno goggles to hit.
Heh. Someone finally did something about lil oldman
Cool i like that.
Wow, toons! Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.
*blows raspberry* WE TOONS SHALL NEVER CEASE! Bring it on, ya gear-heads!
Awsome
That's not very Toony!