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Daily Alpha Update: Dumpster Diving
Posted by Sir Max on December 3, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Sooooo... I know that you guys are a bit aggravated that golf is in fact still not working. I have a logical explanation for it though, along with some great news!
So, first, the explanation. You know, it was all fine and dandy. I got those golf balls from the Toon HQ dumpster, tried them out, and all was well. However once we opened up, it turns out that they were the exact same golf balls as before. It turns out that upon arresting the golf balls, the TTPD just threw them into the dumpster. And the dumpster that they threw them in just so happened to be the same dumpster I grabbed them from.
Yeah, yeah, lesson learned for real this time. No more getting golf balls from dumpsters next to Loony Labs or Toon HQ. However, I wonder if Goofy Speedway has any in their dumpster...
So now onto the good news. Let me tell you, this news is pretty great. Some news you have been waiting for since golfing was first deployed. Ready?
Everyone has received a complimentary golfing hat! Granted, you can't actually use it for golfing. I'll tell you what you can do though: Imagination. Imagination, a golfing hat, and a metal golfing club go a long way. Mostly into prison. Of course that isn't it for our update today, though. We've got some even better news.
TODAY WE HAVE... Nothing. That's pretty much it, actually. Sorry toons, but we can't open up the next course until golf is actually working. We're trying our hardest to find some golf balls that will obey the laws of physics, but they are hard to come by these days.
So, first, the explanation. You know, it was all fine and dandy. I got those golf balls from the Toon HQ dumpster, tried them out, and all was well. However once we opened up, it turns out that they were the exact same golf balls as before. It turns out that upon arresting the golf balls, the TTPD just threw them into the dumpster. And the dumpster that they threw them in just so happened to be the same dumpster I grabbed them from.
Yeah, yeah, lesson learned for real this time. No more getting golf balls from dumpsters next to Loony Labs or Toon HQ. However, I wonder if Goofy Speedway has any in their dumpster...
So now onto the good news. Let me tell you, this news is pretty great. Some news you have been waiting for since golfing was first deployed. Ready?
Everyone has received a complimentary golfing hat! Granted, you can't actually use it for golfing. I'll tell you what you can do though: Imagination. Imagination, a golfing hat, and a metal golfing club go a long way. Mostly into prison. Of course that isn't it for our update today, though. We've got some even better news.
TODAY WE HAVE... Nothing. That's pretty much it, actually. Sorry toons, but we can't open up the next course until golf is actually working. We're trying our hardest to find some golf balls that will obey the laws of physics, but they are hard to come by these days.
December 2, 2013 [ttr-alpha-gd3c2d4f]
Bugfixes:
? Fix some loading issues introduced yesterday
Features:
? Hand out complimentary golfing hats
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Loud Lollipop Googlesplat said on December 3, 2013 at 2:23 PM
Dang you golf balls! Don't ignore the laws of physics!
Dang you golf balls! Don't ignore the laws of physics!
English Toon said on December 3, 2013 at 2:26 PM
Don't worry, you've worked SO hard. It doesn't matter that they're not working. I love what you've done, and if anyone has a mad rage on this, they're just plain ungrateful!
Don't worry, you've worked SO hard. It doesn't matter that they're not working. I love what you've done, and if anyone has a mad rage on this, they're just plain ungrateful!
said on December 3, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Sir Max, there is a reason they are in the dumpster. you should buy some golf balls from Goofy's Gag Shop you never know what else he has in there.
Sir Max, there is a reason they are in the dumpster. you should buy some golf balls from Goofy's Gag Shop you never know what else he has in there.
Jaybird3221 said on December 3, 2013 at 3:02 PM
Those pesky golf balls!! You should try the dumpster near Donald's dock, I heard he loves to go golfing.
Those pesky golf balls!! You should try the dumpster near Donald's dock, I heard he loves to go golfing.
Rainbow Berry said on December 3, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Thanks for the hats! It is a shame that golf won't work though. However, I understand. Take all the time you need to fix it up! :) Thanks a million! ~ Rainbow Berry
Thanks for the hats! It is a shame that golf won't work though. However, I understand. Take all the time you need to fix it up! :) Thanks a million! ~ Rainbow Berry
Rhubarb Fuzzyberry said on December 3, 2013 at 4:03 PM
LOL that's why I never play golf! The golf balls always go flying off somewhere, gleefully defying the laws of physics... -sigh-
LOL that's why I never play golf! The golf balls always go flying off somewhere, gleefully defying the laws of physics... -sigh-
Superspeedy Fireball said on December 3, 2013 at 4:07 PM
Can't Sir Max afford to BUY a set of golf balls from a STORE? Ugh, apparently he's either broke or cheap.
Can't Sir Max afford to BUY a set of golf balls from a STORE? Ugh, apparently he's either broke or cheap.
Deputy Poppy Nickelhopper said on December 3, 2013 at 4:18 PM
I love the stories that come with the updates! Keep it up!
I love the stories that come with the updates! Keep it up!
Sheriff Von McCrumbs said on December 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM
Hi I'm a big time fan of toontown, I have been playing since 06/07 and love it. Thanks so much for bringing toontown back, I have always hated having to buy my own membership. I started in 09 buying memberships and I was just 9 lol. I had my first membership that year. I love toontown and will play a ton cuz free membership.
Hi I'm a big time fan of toontown, I have been playing since 06/07 and love it. Thanks so much for bringing toontown back, I have always hated having to buy my own membership. I started in 09 buying memberships and I was just 9 lol. I had my first membership that year. I love toontown and will play a ton cuz free membership.
Rainbow Junior said on December 3, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Ah, I see. It seems the ''golf balls'' don't want us toons to ''play'' with them, eh? Well, I understand that you need time to teach them a lesson about the laws of physics. ;) By the way, thank you for the hat.
Ah, I see. It seems the ''golf balls'' don't want us toons to ''play'' with them, eh? Well, I understand that you need time to teach them a lesson about the laws of physics. ;) By the way, thank you for the hat.
Dr Irma Quackenstein said on December 3, 2013 at 5:20 PM
But hey! You all have hats! Hope you get the bugs worked out before long.
But hey! You all have hats! Hope you get the bugs worked out before long.
Marker said on December 3, 2013 at 5:27 PM
You guys are amazing! You've come out with so much in such a small time space. Good luck with the golf, those golf balls really enjoy sneaking into your golf!
You guys are amazing! You've come out with so much in such a small time space. Good luck with the golf, those golf balls really enjoy sneaking into your golf!
Kemphur said on December 3, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Good luck guys, I really hope you figure out what's going on with those golf balls. :) Looking forward to Toontown Rewritten!
Good luck guys, I really hope you figure out what's going on with those golf balls. :) Looking forward to Toontown Rewritten!
McWoof said on December 3, 2013 at 5:49 PM
Someone thoroughly explain that golf balls must obey the Laws of Physics?
Someone thoroughly explain that golf balls must obey the Laws of Physics?
Lightningbolt said on December 3, 2013 at 5:52 PM
These golf balls are sure causing a lot of trouble! But i have faith in you TTR and i know you can do this! I know it is a lot of trouble for you guys but i hope you can find out whats wrong. thanks!
These golf balls are sure causing a lot of trouble! But i have faith in you TTR and i know you can do this! I know it is a lot of trouble for you guys but i hope you can find out whats wrong. thanks!
Furryball50 said on December 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Hello I love that you are bringing this back. This game is one of my best childhood games and I would like to thank you.
Hello I love that you are bringing this back. This game is one of my best childhood games and I would like to thank you.
Z.Z. Zippenzilla said on December 3, 2013 at 7:33 PM
I did notice some bent golf clubs lying around the course...either when the golf balls were behaving the toons were having a bad game...or a better explanation...they were wacking at the misbehaving golf balls with such force, they bent them. But i'm sure in some way the cogs are behind this. BTW, did anyone notice the butterfly was wearing a bossbot cog suit? Just look at the color...says it all. These are drone butterflies, I tell ya!
I did notice some bent golf clubs lying around the course...either when the golf balls were behaving the toons were having a bad game...or a better explanation...they were wacking at the misbehaving golf balls with such force, they bent them. But i'm sure in some way the cogs are behind this. BTW, did anyone notice the butterfly was wearing a bossbot cog suit? Just look at the color...says it all. These are drone butterflies, I tell ya!
Gwen's Hero said on December 3, 2013 at 8:17 PM
Aw I'm sorry you guys are having so much trouble with the golfing physics! Hang in there, we appreciate it :)
Aw I'm sorry you guys are having so much trouble with the golfing physics! Hang in there, we appreciate it :)
Foxrally said on December 3, 2013 at 11:51 PM
Thank you so much for creating this. Really. Toontown was me and my brother's childhood! The days we spent playing it to no end, competing against each other to see who would beat the most cogs... I was really sad when toontown said they'd remove it.
Thank you so much for creating this. Really. Toontown was me and my brother's childhood! The days we spent playing it to no end, competing against each other to see who would beat the most cogs... I was really sad when toontown said they'd remove it.
Mr. Bond said on December 4, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Sir Max, you certainly have quite the character... His wacky stories reminds me of... well, some of my wacky stories. :P
Sir Max, you certainly have quite the character... His wacky stories reminds me of... well, some of my wacky stories. :P
Super Star Sparklesprinkles said on December 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM
Awwww :( I'm sure this is difficult for the staff to figure out where to get good balls from... Keep trying guys! Thanks for the updates! I'm happy to see when Slate plays a lot gets done especially with this small amount of time.
Awwww :( I'm sure this is difficult for the staff to figure out where to get good balls from... Keep trying guys! Thanks for the updates! I'm happy to see when Slate plays a lot gets done especially with this small amount of time.
Sandy Thundercrash said on December 4, 2013 at 1:44 PM
i don't care if the balls are defying the law of gravity i love how u guys are making a new toontown
i don't care if the balls are defying the law of gravity i love how u guys are making a new toontown
Fisher said on December 4, 2013 at 2:57 PM
Those golf balls! Toontown is getting closer and closer to be released! I can't wait!
Those golf balls! Toontown is getting closer and closer to be released! I can't wait!
CrazyDustySpaclegoober said on December 4, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Those dang golf balls! If they don't start obeying the laws of physics soon...I'll call the physics police! And boy, those physic police will be SO mad!
Those dang golf balls! If they don't start obeying the laws of physics soon...I'll call the physics police! And boy, those physic police will be SO mad!
Super Snorkelton said on December 4, 2013 at 4:25 PM
I am seriously looking forward to this game as it was a huge part of my childhood. Thank you so much for recreating it.
I am seriously looking forward to this game as it was a huge part of my childhood. Thank you so much for recreating it.
Furball Wildslam said on December 4, 2013 at 5:04 PM
Those Golfballs....getting in the way of our golfing spirit....with these hats we shall show our golfing ways!!
Those Golfballs....getting in the way of our golfing spirit....with these hats we shall show our golfing ways!!
popcorn fizzle bocker said on December 4, 2013 at 5:10 PM
he guys the golf balls will work dont stop beliveing!
he guys the golf balls will work dont stop beliveing!
Hydragon said on December 4, 2013 at 5:27 PM
I support you guys all the way! Don't let these goofy goof balls boss you around! Love you guys :D!!!
I support you guys all the way! Don't let these goofy goof balls boss you around! Love you guys :D!!!
Doki said on December 4, 2013 at 6:02 PM
Hey, setbacks happen. I think it goes without saying that everytoon here is just stoked that you guys actually care enough about the game and its community to even attempt something like this. You've already gotten so much accomplished in such a small amount of time, too! Take your time guys, you can do it. ^_^
Hey, setbacks happen. I think it goes without saying that everytoon here is just stoked that you guys actually care enough about the game and its community to even attempt something like this. You've already gotten so much accomplished in such a small amount of time, too! Take your time guys, you can do it. ^_^
Princess Hulagadget said on December 4, 2013 at 6:12 PM
You guys are awesome just for trying. I know how difficult computer programming can be, especially in a 3D world, so good on you for bringing Toontown Rewritten so much to the table already. I do apologize for any rude things that anyone may have said about giving up on golfing if it doesn't seem to be working out. Don't worry about comments like that. Just keep trying, I know you guys can do it! ^^
You guys are awesome just for trying. I know how difficult computer programming can be, especially in a 3D world, so good on you for bringing Toontown Rewritten so much to the table already. I do apologize for any rude things that anyone may have said about giving up on golfing if it doesn't seem to be working out. Don't worry about comments like that. Just keep trying, I know you guys can do it! ^^
HarlyMarly said on December 4, 2013 at 6:25 PM
Absoulutely no problem! I'm just greatful you guys could get this thing up!
Absoulutely no problem! I'm just greatful you guys could get this thing up!
Cassandra said on December 4, 2013 at 6:52 PM
Oh dear... golf balls defying the laws of physics... Its obvious that these so called "golf balls" don't like use hitting them into holes with golf clubs. :P
Oh dear... golf balls defying the laws of physics... Its obvious that these so called "golf balls" don't like use hitting them into holes with golf clubs. :P
Glitchmaster 3000 said on December 4, 2013 at 6:55 PM
You know what?! I think that this kind of golfing would be fun! I love a good challenge, and the inner glitch master in me would be very fascinated to see the ball do weird things like... I don't know what! Keep trying though!
You know what?! I think that this kind of golfing would be fun! I love a good challenge, and the inner glitch master in me would be very fascinated to see the ball do weird things like... I don't know what! Keep trying though!
King J.C. McBoom said on December 4, 2013 at 7:33 PM
The golf balls strike again...
The golf balls strike again...
Rosie Wonderglop said on December 5, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Bet them golfballs were like "You'll never catch me if I'm floating in air!" That's what I call PHYSICS.
Bet them golfballs were like "You'll never catch me if I'm floating in air!" That's what I call PHYSICS.
Insane Dynamite said on December 5, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Could be worse. They could be tearing apart the space-time continuum. And that would probably cause a "Missingno" infestation.
Could be worse. They could be tearing apart the space-time continuum. And that would probably cause a "Missingno" infestation.
Lady Black Cat said on December 5, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Well just keep up the good work! As much as I can't wait for it to be ready I know these things take time. Thanks again for all your doing!
Well just keep up the good work! As much as I can't wait for it to be ready I know these things take time. Thanks again for all your doing!
Mr. Boo Boo ( Mister Boo Boo Rockendorf ) said on December 8, 2013 at 10:26 AM
Z.Z. Zippenzilla, your right! The butterflies ARE wearing the bossbot color! Thanks for letting me see that. ~Mr. Boo Boo
Z.Z. Zippenzilla, your right! The butterflies ARE wearing the bossbot color! Thanks for letting me see that. ~Mr. Boo Boo
Yeah, I have had the same problems with golfballs defying the laws of gravity... I just put some super glue on them and that kept 'em on the ground!!!