Greetings from the Toon Resistance! With help of Team LHAAFBBHQ's clues and the assistance of Toons across Toontown to crack the code of the Cog's top-secret MINGLERMAIL Memo Management, I must gravely announce that we have finally pinpointed the location of the dreaded Bossbot Headquarters.



The Headquarters, located just on the outskirts of Chip and Dale's Acorn Acres, is swarmed with Level 8 through Level 10 Cogs, along with a terrifying atmosphere that would spur sadness onto any onlooker. The courtyard of the Headquarters seems to have been sectioned into three distinct areas: The Golf Courses, The Country Club, and the Executive Office Tower.

The Golf Courses

Golf Courses are the local passtime of Bossbot Executives - but as fun as they sound, it is far from it. Reports from Resistance Rangers claim that the golf courses are entirely filled with Version 2.0 Cogs, which explode into a Skelecog due to their finely tuned suits.

In addition to the high level V2.0 Cogs, the golf courses present many eerie challenges that Toons will need to manuever through to reach the end.

The Country Club

Many of the memos received by Bossbots through the MINGLERMAIL system were addressed from the boss of all Bossbots, the Chief Executive Officer (C.E.O.). The C.E.O.'s office isn't the threat presented to us, however -- it's his banquet.

The top Bossbots from all over Toontown are invited to his banquet to discuss business negotiations that will surely lead to sadness, but luckily, we have a plan: Good Ol' Gil Giggles has been assigned the task of going with Toons to end the Bossbot Banquet and find the boss's pinkslips inside. We can't let them take down our town!

The Executive Office Tower

The Resistance Rangers were completely unable to infiltrate the large building that gleams over Bossbot Headquarters, leaving its contents completely unknown to Toonkind. Security Goons have blocked all possible entrances, and peering through windows has revealed nothing except for several large elevators large enough to fit a Cog boss.

The Toon Resistance is too weak to complete any missions with this building for the timebeing, however our plans are formulating. We will keep you posted on any information we receive.


Finally, dear Toons, our Resistance Rangers have searched in all key locations but have still not yet found the whereabouts of Team LHAAFBBHQ. MINGLERMAIL Memos lead us to believe that a banquet will soon be hosted with the attendance of the team, however its date is unknown.

This is where you come in. We need YOU to help us with our mission to complete the Golf Courses, defeat the C.E.O., and find the whereabouts of our brave heros. Bossbot Headquarters is the biggest challenge that Toontown has ever faced, and it will not be easy to complete it.

The tunnel to Bossbot Headquarters has started construction and will be completed soon -- in the meantime, you'll need to use the Resistance Salute to enter through a secret coordinate that we learned from the Cog's memos. Ask a friend - you'll find your way in!

I believe in you, and all of Toontown believes in you. It's time for the Bossbots to be shown who the real bosses are around here. We need to fight against what Team LHAAFBBHQ risked their lives for! (Granted, that wasn't included in the orientation.)

Until next time, keep those Bossbots busting -- with laughter!