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Taxation Without Representation
Posted by Toon HQ on April 15, 2015 at 12:00 AM
ATTENTION ALL TOONS: A MEGA-Invasion has Begun!
Number Crunchers are taking over Toontown!!!
Get ready for a taxing day ahead of us, folks - Toontown is under siege by an army of vicious, money-grabbing, government-funded Number Crunchers. Those accountants are nothing but trouble, and they are coming in by the thousands today. We're going to need a little more than a tax cut to stop them this time - and luckily, we have a surplus of gags on hand!
The Number Cruncher invasion is predicted to last all throughout the day for an entire 24 hours -- if we can resist their pocket picking. Luckily, we've managed to secure the following districts as tax-free!
Be careful out there, Toons, and don't forget to throw away your paperwork!
Number Crunchers are taking over Toontown!!!
Get ready for a taxing day ahead of us, folks - Toontown is under siege by an army of vicious, money-grabbing, government-funded Number Crunchers. Those accountants are nothing but trouble, and they are coming in by the thousands today. We're going to need a little more than a tax cut to stop them this time - and luckily, we have a surplus of gags on hand!
The Number Cruncher invasion is predicted to last all throughout the day for an entire 24 hours -- if we can resist their pocket picking. Luckily, we've managed to secure the following districts as tax-free!
Be careful out there, Toons, and don't forget to throw away your paperwork!
April 14, 2015 [ttr-beta-v1.8.11]
Maintenance:
• Improve backend features and stability.
Bugfixes:
• Fix various crashes occasionally encountered when entering doors.
• Fix a district reset relating to code redemption.
Features:
• Implement the 16th amendment.
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Sunflare said on April 15, 2015 at 4:07 AM
Oh no! Haha, nice SpongeBob reference. Anyway, I'll get the old ranger suit out and start busting some cogs!
Oh no! Haha, nice SpongeBob reference. Anyway, I'll get the old ranger suit out and start busting some cogs!
Super Oscar Zippengloop said on April 15, 2015 at 4:46 AM
FIRST TO COMMENT!!! Whoa! I don't wanna get pick pocketed by those Number Crunchers!
FIRST TO COMMENT!!! Whoa! I don't wanna get pick pocketed by those Number Crunchers!
Goofball said on April 15, 2015 at 5:10 AM
Those cashbots and their taxes
Those cashbots and their taxes
Dyllon The Dog said on April 15, 2015 at 5:38 AM
Number Crunchers you say? Well then, I'm taking all their caculators. :3
Number Crunchers you say? Well then, I'm taking all their caculators. :3
Buster Trickyzap said on April 15, 2015 at 6:47 AM
All my paperwork is in my safe. I'll use the cogs to get my safe. Then, I'll drop my paperwork on them!
All my paperwork is in my safe. I'll use the cogs to get my safe. Then, I'll drop my paperwork on them!
Knuckles Thunderrsqueak said on April 15, 2015 at 7:11 AM
Number Crunchers?!?! That's it, They're getting crunched!!
Number Crunchers?!?! That's it, They're getting crunched!!
Grace said on April 15, 2015 at 7:13 AM
Implement the 16th amendment xD Yeah, I don't like my tea being taxed. Or any of my squirt gags. Could as well just throw it all in the harbor...
Implement the 16th amendment xD Yeah, I don't like my tea being taxed. Or any of my squirt gags. Could as well just throw it all in the harbor...
Crazy Crazy said on April 15, 2015 at 8:04 AM
Check your wallets and restock your gags, we have to keep the Bank safe.
Check your wallets and restock your gags, we have to keep the Bank safe.
Callie said on April 15, 2015 at 8:08 AM
"Implement the 16th amendment" Happy Tax Deadline Day!
"Implement the 16th amendment" Happy Tax Deadline Day!
Colonel Skids Blubberfoot said on April 15, 2015 at 8:21 AM
Bring it on, Number Crunchers! (LOL im gunna die!)
Bring it on, Number Crunchers! (LOL im gunna die!)
Fat Guy said on April 15, 2015 at 8:55 AM
Start throwing over the squirt, it's the Brush-Bay Squirt Party! Oh... Brush Bay is already tax-free; nothing buckets can't fix!! Right? XD
Start throwing over the squirt, it's the Brush-Bay Squirt Party! Oh... Brush Bay is already tax-free; nothing buckets can't fix!! Right? XD
Queen Ginger Sparkleswirl said on April 15, 2015 at 8:59 AM
Yay! Now 25 Number Crunchers won't take as long!
Yay! Now 25 Number Crunchers won't take as long!
Petunia Weaseldoodle said on April 15, 2015 at 9:08 AM
Thank You for all your hard work and dedication to bring back and maintain Toontown.
Thank You for all your hard work and dedication to bring back and maintain Toontown.
Cooltrack said on April 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM
Woah! We better get ready for this one toons!
Woah! We better get ready for this one toons!
"Buscuit" Bagel Noodle said on April 15, 2015 at 9:22 AM
Well, then. Time for those stuck in Minnie's Melody Land to finally get the cogs they need! Huzzah!
Well, then. Time for those stuck in Minnie's Melody Land to finally get the cogs they need! Huzzah!
Fat Coconut CrunchyBubble said on April 15, 2015 at 9:32 AM
I'll give those number crunchers something to crunch on
I'll give those number crunchers something to crunch on
Blue Blossom said on April 15, 2015 at 10:45 AM
Oh dear, Looks like I've got my gloves full. WHERE ARE MY PIES!?
Oh dear, Looks like I've got my gloves full. WHERE ARE MY PIES!?
Melody said on April 15, 2015 at 11:05 AM
Oh my goodness, not the crunchers! Let's send them packing in piles of bolts and screws! Toons Unite!
Oh my goodness, not the crunchers! Let's send them packing in piles of bolts and screws! Toons Unite!
Amy said on April 15, 2015 at 11:10 AM
Another mega invasion?!?! Let's lode up on gags toons!!!!! We can take these guys on!!!!
Another mega invasion?!?! Let's lode up on gags toons!!!!! We can take these guys on!!!!
Waka Waka said on April 15, 2015 at 11:12 AM
LOL, I had to look up the 16th amendment, but when I did... XD. Yay for double xp though!
LOL, I had to look up the 16th amendment, but when I did... XD. Yay for double xp though!
Glitterfoot said on April 15, 2015 at 11:39 AM
Could this have been sent in by the C.F.O? Or could it be something else... who knows... it's the FUTURE of Toontown Rewritten...
Could this have been sent in by the C.F.O? Or could it be something else... who knows... it's the FUTURE of Toontown Rewritten...
Fat Duke WackyMuffin said on April 15, 2015 at 12:32 PM
Well guys it's time for these Number Crunchers to crunch on some pies
Well guys it's time for these Number Crunchers to crunch on some pies
Dynamite said on April 15, 2015 at 12:35 PM
Avoid taxes at all costs! Get gags and crunch them!
Avoid taxes at all costs! Get gags and crunch them!
Sunny Buddy said on April 15, 2015 at 12:54 PM
Time to get our calculators and shred our tax paperwork cuz, we're dealing with these nasty Number Crunchers!
Time to get our calculators and shred our tax paperwork cuz, we're dealing with these nasty Number Crunchers!
Scary Fox said on April 15, 2015 at 12:56 PM
We better get our pies and water ( gags ) out! Stay in Peace and Love! And lets bust these cogs out of town!
We better get our pies and water ( gags ) out! Stay in Peace and Love! And lets bust these cogs out of town!
Captain Banjo Beanbrains said on April 15, 2015 at 12:57 PM
NOT TAX DAY!!!!! (I don't do the taxes) Get your gags and start the Number Cruncher Revolution
NOT TAX DAY!!!!! (I don't do the taxes) Get your gags and start the Number Cruncher Revolution
Skippy Bumbleface said on April 15, 2015 at 1:07 PM
Oh no! Not those mean old Number Crunchers! And I have to pay my taxes!?!?! I only have 1 jellybean! Just kidding, I have lots..... Oh well get your gags and get ready. Toons of the world, UNITE!!!
Oh no! Not those mean old Number Crunchers! And I have to pay my taxes!?!?! I only have 1 jellybean! Just kidding, I have lots..... Oh well get your gags and get ready. Toons of the world, UNITE!!!
Shadow Magic said on April 15, 2015 at 1:12 PM
No Taxation Without Representation! Get em!!!!
No Taxation Without Representation! Get em!!!!
cool domino fuzzyfoot said on April 15, 2015 at 1:13 PM
The last thing I want is the cogs to put a tax on gags. Might as well pull out my cog destroying suit so my regular clothes don't get messed up from all of the gears and oil that's going to be going everywhere.
The last thing I want is the cogs to put a tax on gags. Might as well pull out my cog destroying suit so my regular clothes don't get messed up from all of the gears and oil that's going to be going everywhere.
Domino the Looney Manboy said on April 15, 2015 at 1:27 PM
Why 16th amendment on us?! Use it on the Number Crunchers, toon council!
Why 16th amendment on us?! Use it on the Number Crunchers, toon council!
Leonard said on April 15, 2015 at 1:28 PM
i know how to stop this! use subtraction! so they wont have numbers to crunch on! keep on tooning fellow toons of toontown, united states of toonamerica
i know how to stop this! use subtraction! so they wont have numbers to crunch on! keep on tooning fellow toons of toontown, united states of toonamerica
Spinach Can Carl said on April 15, 2015 at 1:29 PM
Hmm.... could this be the cogs attempting to distract us from the culprit behind the pranks? Perhaps it is. While the culprit waits to be discovered, we should give it our best and put a crunch in the Number Cruncher invasion. Toons of the World, Unite!
Hmm.... could this be the cogs attempting to distract us from the culprit behind the pranks? Perhaps it is. While the culprit waits to be discovered, we should give it our best and put a crunch in the Number Cruncher invasion. Toons of the World, Unite!
Hiss E. Fitt said on April 15, 2015 at 1:39 PM
Oh, no! I'd better stock up. They'll be adding my debts up faster than you can say "Whole Cream Pie!"
Oh, no! I'd better stock up. They'll be adding my debts up faster than you can say "Whole Cream Pie!"
Spark said on April 15, 2015 at 1:52 PM
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, YOU COGS! Have you not learned that yet? Or are your Lawbots a little far behind on history lessons?
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, YOU COGS! Have you not learned that yet? Or are your Lawbots a little far behind on history lessons?
Tony said on April 15, 2015 at 2:20 PM
OMG! Number Crunchers! A lot of bonus XP for me!!!
OMG! Number Crunchers! A lot of bonus XP for me!!!
Miss Zany said on April 15, 2015 at 2:33 PM
Get the pies! Get the seltzers! We gotta go crunch the crunchers!
Get the pies! Get the seltzers! We gotta go crunch the crunchers!
looneylaffer said on April 15, 2015 at 2:41 PM
Oh no! I've already done my jellybean taxes! Now the cogs want me to do real taxes!? Not on my watch, if I had a watch.
Oh no! I've already done my jellybean taxes! Now the cogs want me to do real taxes!? Not on my watch, if I had a watch.
Captain Buster said on April 15, 2015 at 2:43 PM
Stock up on gags, crunch the gears, and give the cogs their "pay!" Good luck!
Stock up on gags, crunch the gears, and give the cogs their "pay!" Good luck!
Maxy said on April 15, 2015 at 3:36 PM
I never signed up for any taxes! What's with this "money" stuff?
I never signed up for any taxes! What's with this "money" stuff?
black cat said on April 15, 2015 at 4:38 PM
we must fight the cogs
we must fight the cogs
Mysterious Thunder said on April 15, 2015 at 4:55 PM
Could there be a 2.0 cog invasion been trying to do my task for 3 months. Thanks Mysterious
Could there be a 2.0 cog invasion been trying to do my task for 3 months. Thanks Mysterious
Mister J.C. (laff 105) said on April 15, 2015 at 4:59 PM
Hmmm. This is Tax Day, but I don't do them, why would Number Crunchers invade on Tax Day? I think the Bossbots are doing some, "Bossing," around the Cashbot premises (I don't know how to spell that word) but I don't want the Cashbots to be helping out with building BBHQ so I'm getting mah pies and going to pie some FACE! -Mister J.C.
Hmmm. This is Tax Day, but I don't do them, why would Number Crunchers invade on Tax Day? I think the Bossbots are doing some, "Bossing," around the Cashbot premises (I don't know how to spell that word) but I don't want the Cashbots to be helping out with building BBHQ so I'm getting mah pies and going to pie some FACE! -Mister J.C.
Little Kitten said on April 15, 2015 at 5:02 PM
Uh Oh!! Better Get those cogs but first make sure you have gags :D!
Uh Oh!! Better Get those cogs but first make sure you have gags :D!
Vicky TwinkleBubble said on April 15, 2015 at 5:15 PM
Super helpful for my tasks and leveling out on my gags. Get going on busting these cogs! :)
Super helpful for my tasks and leveling out on my gags. Get going on busting these cogs! :)
Megaspeed said on April 15, 2015 at 5:24 PM
Oh goodness.
Oh goodness.
FritZ said on April 15, 2015 at 5:50 PM
Gosh darn taxes! Well time to take out the old cream pie and calculator!
Gosh darn taxes! Well time to take out the old cream pie and calculator!
Paddlezapper said on April 15, 2015 at 6:11 PM
Number crunchers are revolting they seriously need to brush their teeth.. hoping for a corporate raider invasion next :D
Number crunchers are revolting they seriously need to brush their teeth.. hoping for a corporate raider invasion next :D
Tapster said on April 15, 2015 at 7:52 PM
Let's defeat these cogs grab your gags and let's bust some cogs!
Let's defeat these cogs grab your gags and let's bust some cogs!
Revolutionary War said on April 15, 2015 at 8:04 PM
to all those toons making Boston Harbor references, a point for you
to all those toons making Boston Harbor references, a point for you
Cowboy said on April 15, 2015 at 8:16 PM
So my money I have to lose, HA! I can defeat them with gags! So they don't crunch my number...
So my money I have to lose, HA! I can defeat them with gags! So they don't crunch my number...
Puddles said on April 15, 2015 at 11:31 PM
Heh, yesterday I was entering a Bigwig invasion about to wreck some Bigwigs when suddenly it ends and I see "A Mega-Invasion has begun!" Didn't remember what day it was, lol.
Heh, yesterday I was entering a Bigwig invasion about to wreck some Bigwigs when suddenly it ends and I see "A Mega-Invasion has begun!" Didn't remember what day it was, lol.
Lava Blast said on April 16, 2015 at 4:39 AM
I'm ready Toons, Are you? ~ Lava Blast 94 Laff
I'm ready Toons, Are you? ~ Lava Blast 94 Laff
Gus 17 laff said on April 16, 2015 at 5:02 AM
I think I should pack those gags I got and train. Show those cogs a lesson!
I think I should pack those gags I got and train. Show those cogs a lesson!
FuzzyBear said on April 16, 2015 at 7:59 AM
I love this invasion finally can finish my 35 Number cruncher Toontask been waiting for week and finally can get it done.... Thank you toontown crew!
I love this invasion finally can finish my 35 Number cruncher Toontask been waiting for week and finally can get it done.... Thank you toontown crew!
Lucky B.D said on April 16, 2015 at 8:01 AM
I am so happy this invasion happened cuz im a uber with maxed and starting to do my tasks. -Lucky B.D P.S Thank you toontown crew!
I am so happy this invasion happened cuz im a uber with maxed and starting to do my tasks. -Lucky B.D P.S Thank you toontown crew!
Fluttershy said on April 16, 2015 at 10:25 AM
Oh no! I better get my gags, my new life on this planet better be safe!
Oh no! I better get my gags, my new life on this planet better be safe!
Joshua (64 laff) said on April 16, 2015 at 12:59 PM
My Goodness! That was a rough ride!
My Goodness! That was a rough ride!
Master Pancake said on April 16, 2015 at 4:20 PM
Toons Of The World Unite!
Toons Of The World Unite!
Lady Barnaclebrains said on April 16, 2015 at 4:31 PM
This is just pure comedy gold. A+ to whoever came up with this one. I'm ready to get my tax return from those number crunching fools....with a squirt to the chest and a pie to the face!
This is just pure comedy gold. A+ to whoever came up with this one. I'm ready to get my tax return from those number crunching fools....with a squirt to the chest and a pie to the face!
Bubbles HulaBouncer said on April 16, 2015 at 4:41 PM
Toontown Online never did anything like this. To be honest, I like this Toontown better! It's more fun!
Toontown Online never did anything like this. To be honest, I like this Toontown better! It's more fun!
Funky Barnaclepoof said on April 16, 2015 at 5:08 PM
Seriously lets crunch these cogs and finish the invasion.
Seriously lets crunch these cogs and finish the invasion.
Deputy Bingo Thunderchomp said on April 16, 2015 at 6:46 PM
I refuse to pay taxes, even if I get a tax refund!
I refuse to pay taxes, even if I get a tax refund!
Miss Furball said on April 16, 2015 at 7:03 PM
Uh oh, NUMBER CRUNCHERS? TTR seems to be dealing with major invasion issues the past weeks. (When I saw the title I literally thought about my Social Studies class. MIND BLOWN!)
Uh oh, NUMBER CRUNCHERS? TTR seems to be dealing with major invasion issues the past weeks. (When I saw the title I literally thought about my Social Studies class. MIND BLOWN!)
amber said on April 16, 2015 at 7:44 PM
Awh!!!!!_ thanks so much! I love it and I need these haha(:
Awh!!!!!_ thanks so much! I love it and I need these haha(:
Eek an uber mouse said on April 17, 2015 at 11:31 AM
What's the best way to crunch a number cruncher? Drop of course!
What's the best way to crunch a number cruncher? Drop of course!
Fat Zippy said on April 17, 2015 at 2:06 PM
time to find some stealthy music while i sneak into cashbot HQ and sabotage the calculators so the number crunchers don't make toons pay jellybean taxes to the C.F.O
time to find some stealthy music while i sneak into cashbot HQ and sabotage the calculators so the number crunchers don't make toons pay jellybean taxes to the C.F.O
Captain Twinklepoof said on April 17, 2015 at 2:49 PM
lol "Implement the 16th amendment."
lol "Implement the 16th amendment."
Chester said on April 17, 2015 at 6:40 PM
16th amendment aye? How about MY amendment, to always destroy Number Crunchers. Feel official :D
16th amendment aye? How about MY amendment, to always destroy Number Crunchers. Feel official :D
Little Lucky said on April 17, 2015 at 8:47 PM
Hope they don't crunch Toontown.....
Hope they don't crunch Toontown.....
Master Giggletoon said on April 18, 2015 at 8:34 AM
Hmm I wonder what the cogs even do with money or taxes that's weird.
Hmm I wonder what the cogs even do with money or taxes that's weird.
Ginger said on April 18, 2015 at 8:55 AM
No taxation without representation! Rally the toons! Bring out your gags! Show those cogs we'll pay NO taxes!
No taxation without representation! Rally the toons! Bring out your gags! Show those cogs we'll pay NO taxes!
Sir Flapjack Sourfidget said on April 19, 2015 at 7:21 AM
LOL! It's of course only fitting that you guys posted this on tax day. I hope that I don't owe the Cog IRS anything. Keep up the good work!!
LOL! It's of course only fitting that you guys posted this on tax day. I hope that I don't owe the Cog IRS anything. Keep up the good work!!
Weird smartybee said on April 19, 2015 at 1:20 PM
Where are cream pies when I need them?!
Where are cream pies when I need them?!
Baby Fireball said on April 19, 2015 at 4:42 PM
More improvements! Thank Flippy for that door crash fix... Can't wait for gardens to be fixed :)
More improvements! Thank Flippy for that door crash fix... Can't wait for gardens to be fixed :)
misscuddles dandytoon said on April 19, 2015 at 10:53 PM
toontastic i'm prepared !!
toontastic i'm prepared !!
Oh My Gosh! I have some crunching on these cogs to do!!! Better Run and get gags!