Oh, ValenToons Day. One of the most wonderful holidays of the year. The parties, the clothing, the pie-crossed lovers all around... You can really feel the pop-culture shaped hearts floating through the air past the overpriced flowers and chocolates of love -- and even more so, consumerism!



Yes, the spirit of spending is just floating around us through the various clothing and hearts available in the Cattlelog. Completely unrelated, I've even been paid to tell you that the winter accessories have made a quick comeback and will be available for purchase in your next Cattlelog! The cold weather isn't gone just yet, and I'm contractually obligated to make that news sound as exciting as possible! Exclamation points!

Ah, but don't get me wrong. ValenToons Day is far from Cogish -- in fact, I even found a Valentine addressed to myself in my mailbox this morning! I have no idea who sent it at all, in fact. Some sort of unknown lover, it seems! I'm sure they're quite the charmer, as they have such a way with words.

By the way, don't forget to grab your heart-shaped picket signs for the strike. Don't eat too much chocolate - we'll need your strength for dismantling the oppression of society and finally getting that new blog. Have a great ValenToons Day!