I appear to be pressing these little typing things right now to create sentences on a virtual monitor to be transmitted across the globe via blog post. Wowza! This better be good, because the Labs are having me miss the Rubber Duck Convention for this post.



Annnnyhoo, the reason they're having me up here is to advertise our new Toon T.A.G.S. (Totally Awesome Graphic Simulation) Update. Every Toon in Toontown uses it, which means plenty of you will be excited to hear about the new features! Let's see, ermm... Hang on, just have to find my notepad.

Aha! So, first feature: They'll no longer block your view! Our complaint department has complained about your complaints for quite a while now, so we decided to check it out. Turns out I just spilled a bit of grape juice on the marginification magnifier and got it all stuck up in the center. I'd apologize, but there are never any circumstances in which you should apologize for grape juice. A duck's gotta have his grapes.

Next up we have the largely coveted tap-able whispers. Save the extra five seconds of opening your friends list and pressing the "Whisper" button by being able to just tap the whisper itself to reply! Toon T.A.G.S. enthusiasts out there I'm sure are having a fit of excitement right now -- with good reason. Just picture the amazement of --

Okay, nope. Can't do it. Yes, we have a Toon T.A.G.S. Update. How am I supposed to make that exciting? Bah, I always get stuck with these boring ones. There's plenty of strictly confidential things Loony Labs has been working on like the Anti-Cog Control Hat, Propeller Packs, that weird canvas with the giant mechanical glove in Surlee's office, some sort of Silly Meter thing... But of course, I'm not allowed to even mention the names of any of that stuff. Strictly classified! No peeps here. Much more exciting than Toon T.A.G.S., though.