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House of Giggles, Inc.

Posted by Professor Wiggle on May 15, 2014 at 2:00 PM

Heavens to Betsy! I got here just as quick as I could. You don't understand toons, this is no average post. This is an emergency, and dare I say... Serious business.

Many of you don't know me, but I'm the owner of Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles over on Punchline Place. At least, I was the owner! I was just minding my own business looking around for some octopus ink in my shop when suddenly the entire block began rattling. I could hear a faint whistle, so I ran outside to see what the hub-bub was about. Just as I stepped out the door, some sort of humongous Cog Building landed on top of my shop and crushed the whole thing!

I stood in horror as the cogs began marching in and out of it, changing my small-town shop into a mega-corporation of mass production. How dare they try to increase my work efficiency. You can't produce giggles from typewriters and assembly lines! I dashed over to Toon HQ, but they were all gone. I caught one of the officers on the side of the street, who was on his way to Loopy Lane. It turns out that my building wasn't the only one -- Sticky Lou's shop had been taken over as well, and Lou wasn't quite as lucky as I.

Just as the building was falling, in a frantic mess Sticky Lou tried to dart out the door but accidentally knocked over some of his famous Blue Glue on the way. It stuck him right to the ground! They incorporated his building with him inside, and he's still in there now to this minute. You see, that's why I had to run here to make the post and warn all of you -- Toon HQ is busy trying to get him out. They really weren't kidding when they thought that the Cogs had a scheme up their sleeve. Buildings are dropping like flies - and not dead ones!

Last I heard, there was a squad of toons about to enter the elevator and try to bring the business down and save Sticky Lou. I just hope they can get my building next before those Pencil Pushers and Bloodsuckers steal my octopus ink!


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TBA said on May 15, 2014 at 2:01 PM
I can't wait to show those Cogs whose boss after hearing this atrocity.

Diddledot said on May 15, 2014 at 2:02 PM
Oh the memories... Good luck Professor Wiggle!

Fuzzywhip said on May 15, 2014 at 2:07 PM
Oh Sticky Lou... he just always manages to get himself stuck in his blue glue! Hopefully I will get my paws on a Beta Key so I can free him from where he is help captive by cogs!

Ooowoo said on May 15, 2014 at 2:08 PM
Time to destroy some Cogs. TTC buildings are a piece of cake. I wonder why the shopkeepers don't buy gags to fight Cogs themselves. Oh well, destroying Cogs is fun and toontastic!

C.J. Superswirl said on May 15, 2014 at 2:08 PM

Dave The Twin said on May 15, 2014 at 2:09 PM
Good luck! ;) Also, today's my birthday! Hooray for TTR!

McWoof said on May 15, 2014 at 2:14 PM
I love these stories before the release of beta! They are entertaining and they bring back the memories of doing the tasks! I am absolutely excited for beta, I just hope I get a key!

Mister Mildew said on May 15, 2014 at 2:15 PM
R.I.P Sticky Lou. Unconfirmed Dead, Believed to be dead though.

Apawstrophe said on May 15, 2014 at 2:20 PM
I'll help you guys get all the stuff you need! (Well...except maybe you, Lil Oldman.)

Fat Octoflinger said on May 15, 2014 at 2:20 PM
Another day another post and the cogs are taking over again. I wanna assist the resistance and recapture the bldgs. before we run out of Octopus Inks and Gags.

xXCrazyHazeyXx said on May 15, 2014 at 2:24 PM
oh man i cant wait all these daily stories are great. its just like adding a story to an already great game!

Doge said on May 15, 2014 at 2:28 PM
Looks like Lou has found himself in a "sticky" situation! I hope those toons can save him!

Princess Bubbles said on May 15, 2014 at 2:33 PM
Oh no! I hope those toons save the buildings! I wish I could come in and help. Best of luck with getting the shops back!

Snowybunny said on May 15, 2014 at 2:35 PM
McWoof, I have to say I agree with you! The stories and memories are bringing back so much, that's its just to good to talk about Oh and I hope Sticky Lou will get out of that building and get cleaned up from all that glue spilled on him! Toons of the world, UNITE!

Pancakes said on May 15, 2014 at 2:37 PM
Wow these stories make me wanna play beta more and more and more and more and stuff. I can't wait for beta!

Sunsetclaw said on May 15, 2014 at 2:40 PM
Woo! I can't wait to be able to fight the cogs in their buildings. I miss that so bad. I love the way they are writing all of these little stories before beta is released. It makes the updates way better in my opinion. Can't wait for the beta key contests! Keep up the good work you guys!

Stormyj said on May 15, 2014 at 2:42 PM
Oh I can't wait, I'm checking in everyday hoping to get a key to help out!

Colonel Flipperteeth said on May 15, 2014 at 2:44 PM
This little mini stories are funny, I love them! :3 Now I reallly want to play ttr! Hope I get a beta key!

Erynn said on May 15, 2014 at 2:48 PM
I am so excited for Beta! These stories bring back memories of the tasks we did:) Keep up the great work!

Connor said on May 15, 2014 at 2:53 PM
Oh I remember Professor Wiggle's task! It was a very hard task because 6 Bloodsuckers in Toontown Central was very rare!

King Fireball Megazilla said on May 15, 2014 at 2:53 PM
I wanna help take down buildings sooo bad :D

Smirky Bumberpop said on May 15, 2014 at 2:55 PM
Don't worry, Professor! We'll work hard to recover your shop!

Gordon Monkey said on May 15, 2014 at 3:05 PM
I just wanna see what will unfold. Come on y'all! I'm excited!

Little Foot said on May 15, 2014 at 3:11 PM
Like other toons have said, these stories really bring me back to even before I was a member. Thank you TTR team for bringing this back! I cannot wait for the official release :D

Dr. Slash said on May 15, 2014 at 3:27 PM
It's exciting to see the game progressing as much as it is! I'm hoping to win a beta key and get back to playing a great game!

Jarhead said on May 15, 2014 at 3:36 PM
Oh you got lucky but sticky lou oh I wonder if he will be ok, a side note I am really excited about this coming out i hope it is soon

gamerongames said on May 15, 2014 at 4:03 PM
Fight em'.

Little Tom Jabbermonkey said on May 15, 2014 at 4:10 PM
Awesome, Cog Buildings, Save Sticky Lou!

LAW said on May 15, 2014 at 4:21 PM
Cant wait to hear the sweet sound of toppling cog buildings again. Keep working hard guys. :)

Baron Spackleton said on May 15, 2014 at 4:26 PM
I love how you guys are bringing the characters to life!

Rainbow said on May 15, 2014 at 4:26 PM
Today is my birthday too! I can't wait until its released

Captain Pancake said on May 15, 2014 at 5:12 PM
The cogs are back and stirring up more and more trouble. I can't wait to get to the bottom of it!

Camo said on May 15, 2014 at 5:12 PM
Let's all stop those cog buildings, and all cogs! Toons of the world... UNITE!

mitzapper2 said on May 15, 2014 at 5:24 PM
Omg I'm so excited for TTR to be released to the public :) I aprecciate the staff for re-making Toontown Online. THIS is what I call the happiest place on Earth!

Celestial Blue said on May 15, 2014 at 5:45 PM
This brings back great memories! I can't wait to battle the cogs and I can't wait until the announcement of the release date!

Courty said on May 15, 2014 at 5:47 PM
Ahh! I can't wait to defeat cogs again! I hope I get a key!:)

Popcorn Cheezyteeth said on May 15, 2014 at 6:10 PM
Seriously love these updates. I played TT before without knowing or really wondering about the back story. I like the stories you guys are sharing. Makes me more and more excited to play again.

Awesome Buddy Pal said on May 15, 2014 at 6:18 PM
I feel bad for Professor Wiggles because he ran out of business because of those dirty trouble making cogs. I really hope the toons will save Professor Wiggles business!

Professor Wacky Kookysticks said on May 15, 2014 at 6:22 PM
Go get 'em toons! I will come help as soon as I get a beta key!

Princess Bubbles said on May 15, 2014 at 6:35 PM
Oof! so this was these cogs plan? We must save the buildings, and all luck to getting Lou out of the sticky mess!

PinkyPie said on May 15, 2014 at 9:18 PM
Oh I remember these toontasks! Good times! Way to bring back memories TTR :)

Beautiful Nightmare said on May 15, 2014 at 11:41 PM
The early memories :')... running around in TTC as a non-member looking for a building, trying to be one of those four lucky people that got in.

Sir Dynamite said on May 16, 2014 at 4:04 AM
I can't wait to jump into action and help you out, Prof. Wiggles! (Not like I haven't done it before!)

Kitty said on May 16, 2014 at 4:48 AM
Oh I have some fond memories :). I honestly can't wait to fight cogs again. And save sticky Lou! He always somehow finds a way to get into a sticky situation... Hopefully I can take my white gloves out of the closet and put them to use!

Good Ol' Duke said on May 16, 2014 at 5:03 AM
Those rotten cogs!!! I just hope that Sticky Lou is okay, and that thee toons will be safe!

Nocturnal Midnight said on May 16, 2014 at 6:13 AM
These stories Are great! It gets me as excited as most of the people here to play the beta!

Lucky Lou said on May 16, 2014 at 10:01 AM
Those wacky cogs. Let's get them!

Aneart said on May 16, 2014 at 10:26 AM
horrible things and turn into cog building cogs try make everything down and soon toons will save the day I hope!:D

Angelic said on May 16, 2014 at 10:29 AM
Everything is horrible and terrible cogs turn it upside down everything a disaster and soon toons save the day and get Sticky Lou back to business and not get stuck by glue!:D

Angelic Heart said on May 16, 2014 at 10:33 AM
I hope everything to back the way was normal again and give them good luck!

Stuart Little said on May 16, 2014 at 10:46 AM
Those Cogs are going to drown in my pies!

Stormy said on May 16, 2014 at 11:27 AM
Help will be coming shortly! Thank you for all these wonderful posts. They do bring back all of the best memories.

Mudkipz said on May 16, 2014 at 11:55 AM
So much nostalgia right now..... All the time I spent blowing up those cogs with my toon, Mudkipz. I thought I had lost her (yes my main toon is a "she") but I can rewrite her because of TTR! Thank you so much for giving all of the toons in Original TT a second chance! Oh, and don't let the cogs get you down Professor! Just throw pies at them! Maybe drop a piano also. Oh, and please throw a birthday cake at a Big Cheese in memory of the original Mudkipz, 'k? I unlocked that gag the day before Original TT closed xD such a big help that cake was in my last battles......

Awesome Mcnuggets said on May 16, 2014 at 12:13 PM
if i get in there in a year there will be no such thing as cogs!

miss lollipop said on May 16, 2014 at 12:32 PM
i can't wait to get those cogs!

Little Ryan said on May 16, 2014 at 12:32 PM
I am checking back a lot as well! This game is AMAZING 110% And I just wanna help :D

Rex said on May 16, 2014 at 12:38 PM
I just found this website today, and this seem extraordinarily great! I was so disappointed when TT closes, but now there are folks who care and are making it come back! -- Funny thing --- it closed before I could get all the gags :P

Hyper said on May 16, 2014 at 12:39 PM
I mean I like these stories a-lot but this is really getting annoying. I come on everyday so see some progress on what they're doing and stuff about beta and all I see is stories like these. I have no problem with these but at least try to make one about actual beta and not a story please.

Amadeus said on May 16, 2014 at 12:39 PM
The House of Giggles, just became the House of Horrors.

Daisy said on May 16, 2014 at 12:53 PM
To the people behind ToonTown Rewritten...THANKS!! I've just discovered this site and i'll definitely play the game when it's released to the public! Even though i'm going on 25 now, i still remember playing toontown years ago, the time when you got a free 3 day trial and after that you could start all over (sigh)...so you can believe how happy i was to discover that they canceled the 3 day trial :D (it wasn't that long ago to be honest...), but then the bomb fell, toontown was about to go offline...but now i'm hoping to start my toon-life again at toontown rewritten, so what i'm not a kid anymore! I just love it, it's as simple as that! So again, thanks!

Hero said on May 16, 2014 at 1:18 PM
when i get on toontown ill show the cogs who boss. Toons of the world UNITE!!!

Princess doggenwoof said on May 16, 2014 at 1:23 PM

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on May 16, 2014 at 1:26 PM
These...cogs, are ruining Toontown! How can things get any worst?!?! We need every toon on duty! Invite more! Get more into beta! We need all the toons we can get! Oh, if I get a beta key, I will go straight to work. Hopefully when the beta key give-aways come, the toons in beta right now will invite many toons.

Dark Blue Soul said on May 16, 2014 at 1:26 PM
Man, be careful Sticky Lou, you better be more careful with your glue next time! :)

Peppercorn said on May 16, 2014 at 1:44 PM
Oh, buildings are so much fun :)

Chip Dynopretzel said on May 16, 2014 at 2:04 PM
I CANNOT wait until TTR is complete!!!!!!!!

Fat Kippy Frinkel Fidget said on May 16, 2014 at 2:04 PM
I can't wait. Toontastic!

Tom Crumblepocket said on May 16, 2014 at 2:10 PM
Oh, I hope they get Sticky Lou out soon!

yoshiwaffles said on May 16, 2014 at 2:13 PM
how dare those cogs do that especially to sticky lou. Poor lou.

Sadie Hollister said on May 16, 2014 at 2:49 PM
Oh no! I'll help!

Old Cheese said on May 16, 2014 at 2:59 PM
Yikes!!! I hope I don't mistake his Blue Glue for some yummy Blue Cheese, seeing as I am a mouse.

midnight1888 said on May 16, 2014 at 6:23 PM
I know i can get it back for you if i only had a beta key!!

Star Light Star Bright said on May 16, 2014 at 7:14 PM
poor Stinky Lou :( Can't wait to get my paws on a Alpha Key so i so show those cogs whose boss.

Winky said on May 16, 2014 at 7:57 PM
Nostalgia. Sigh... I really love these stories and I can't wait till the game comes out!

sheriffwonderscooter said on May 16, 2014 at 8:10 PM
Yay cog buildings have been added

Sir Thomas said on May 16, 2014 at 8:11 PM
Im so pumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Night said on May 16, 2014 at 9:53 PM
I hope Sticky Lou will be alright... The Cogs are so cruel!

Horse Nora Donkey said on May 17, 2014 at 3:56 AM
Sigh, Sticky Lou's Glue is too good for HIS own good

Push Pop said on May 17, 2014 at 4:38 AM
The elections and now buildings? The cogs are building up a plan just like the last game.

Cookies And Cream said on May 17, 2014 at 5:07 AM
Ty so much for doing toontown again everyone was sooooo sad when that day came were it was gone i didn't even get to play that last day and now i can again in even a better toontown ty again

awesomejay said on May 17, 2014 at 7:11 AM
cant wait to get my hands on those keys so i can show those cogs whose boss

Meg said on May 17, 2014 at 7:21 AM
Those cogs MUST be stopped. We just can't let them get away with this. I must say TOONS OF THE WORLD...UNITE!

BruiseSeraph said on May 17, 2014 at 8:37 AM
I can't wait to show those cogs whose boss! Now to get a beta key..

Prof. Bizzy Wrinkleshotter said on May 17, 2014 at 9:35 AM
Cant wait for this professor to teach these cogs a lesson.

Dragon Duck said on May 20, 2014 at 5:37 PM
Oh no... they're coming... Everyone! Hide your doodles! Barricade your estates! Take cover!
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