Quiet, you! My intimidation is in session.

I am certain that it won't come as a surprise to announce that all of Toontown has been indicted with the charge of EXCESSIVE cheerfulness. A day-long Mega-Invasion is the price you shall have to pay on this despairingly drab Blue Monday! Ah, Cogs, Incorporated has waited for this day to arrive... As I speak, my minions are swarming Toontown and are prepared to detain any of you varmints who are on the mere cusp of being found guilty. Don't dare question my authority for this to go ahead either – I have a warrant from the Chief Justice himself, no less!

My loyal Ambulance Chasers and Legal Eagles, in their finest of blues, are circling like hawks to evoke your "saddest" of "greens" during this novel Mega-Invasion. Wherever you turn, they will be there. The most dejected of you Toons may even be graced with the presence of a Version 2.0 Lawbot. 

However, I am legally required to inform you that your Gag Experience gains will be tripled during this Mega-Invasion, and all future Mega-Invasions for that matter. Yes, that's correct. More Mega-Invasions are on the horizon. New year, even newer corporate agenda.

You should know that I will NOT let the Resistance Rangers get in my way. If any of you Rangers are listening now, I would advise you to stay out of it!

Now, hush! The verdict is just about to be read. But allow me to keep it plain and clarify what it spells out for you simpleton Toons:

DEFEAT!