Shh! I’m under here.

Hark Toons! ‘Tis I, Julius Wheezer, who greeteth thou on this most horrific Ides of March! Forsooth, on this cursed day my misfortune takes center stage. Back Stabbers hath mega-invad'd Toontown with scripted instructions, from the Chief Justice himself, to hunteth me down! Thus, under mine bed I cower and keep watch as the Back Stabbers tread the boards above! I must not be scene by them!

How didst I find myself to be the protagonist in this disastrous and miserable narrative? Well, fair Toons, I shall tale you. Last Saturday, I was fitting costumes for ‘Much a Cog can do about nothing’, when an alarming discovery was made. Mine fellow director, Mark Antoony’s head was too large to fit the wig that I’d purchased for his costume! I knew I must act quickly. The play was due to be performed in three days. The show must go on, after all! So, I devised a plot to do a quick costume change. I didst sneak into Lawbot Headquarters, stole the Chief Justice’s personal wig, and replaced it with the one I’d bought!

Alas, he doth not appear to be rolling in the aisles over my mischief. To order a mega-invasion to hunteth me down is a little theatrical methinks. Especially this one, which will last until 11:59PM Toontown Time tonight!

Thump. Thump.

Holy Macbeth! Are those footsteps I hear…? Farewell, fair Toons. I lament that mine end is nigh!