Crunching Taxes With Concentration
Posted by The Number Crunchers on April 15, 2024 at 2:00 PM
14... plus... 20. Subtract... the 5... hmm. This doesn’t add up.
Normally, we Number Crunchers would present some financial proposals to you Toons on this day. However, your collective neglect to file your taxes before Tax Day has divided our records so definitively that the C.F.O. has ordered us to file your taxes for you. Now, if you’ll excuse me...
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Jellybeans – what a thoughtless currency! Have you Toons ever considered switching to Cogbucks? They’re much easier to store in a bank. Not to mention it’s simpler to add them up to actual records of income, which would make our process less… algebraic.
15... 26... Hmph...
As it’s been deduced, a large amount of documentation is missing from our filing system. It seems you leave us no choice but to launch a mega-invasion today so that we may follow up and retrieve missing tax documents from you, adding to our compiled database. And don’t even think about leaving said papers with one of your funnily formidable Resistance Rangers; a memo we’ve received informed us of their indefinite tendency to mess with the numbers of our invasions!
We’ll be eager to meet you on the streets, Toons. These odds do seem in our favor.
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Your days are numbered, crunchers!
My beans are not "For-Profit" Mr. Number-Cruncher's... Prepare to eat my pies!!! ha-ha-ha
let's get the DROP on them
El Skipper, will continue to evade Tax Day from the Crunchers!
Yesterday I was chilling at 2 am (regular Toontown player behavior btw) and was surprised to see that all of the invadable districts were mega-invaded by number crunchers. surprised me before I found out it was a special event lol.
Cogbucks as currency?! That's crazy! Who ever heard of anyone using PAPER as money?
I find jellybeans to be a quite lovely currency, thank you very much.... Be prepared for some pies and cakes in your faces, Number Crunchers!! Because I'll be out there, too.